Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Cannibal Girls (1973)


































  Young Gloria and Clifford are on a road trip out in the snowy nature. When they get in a dire need of a place to sleep, they find a restaurant/guest house to spend the night and maybe some days. They learn about a local legend that has this guest house being occupied by three women that ate human flesh. Soon, they will find out that this is no fantasy...
  Ivan Reitman had other film successes before Ghostbusters. This movie is not one of them! Lacking seriously in plot and investing greatly on the weirdness of its story, this film fails to stand out as a horror exploitation. Nevertheless, that does not mean that this film does not create a great atmosphere of pure sleaze with periodic breaks of uneasy gore! Another ultra low-budget time waster!
  Andrea Martin and Eugene Levy play the protagonist couple. There is something weird going on between them. While their weirdo chemistry is great, their movements and reactions are as frigid as that of a woman from Central Europe! Randall Carpenter, Bonnie Neilson and Mira Pawluk are the three blood-thirsty chicks that even bother to cook their own meal! Exploitation actors for exploitation movies!
Must watch this : on a cold autumn night with hot dogs, coca cola and your girlfriend. Pay no attention to her refusing to watch this and put it on anyway. Feel your victory as she sleeps in your arms and you are still watching this.Then, worry about how sick and psycho you are!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069841/
I think I forgot the condoms!
Snap, snap motherfucker!
Wow, girl, slow down!

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