Thursday, June 12, 2014

The Topless Story (1965) a.k.a Die Oben Ohne Story


































  A male fashion designer has an argument with a female magazine editor and decides to leave New York. He travels around the world and ends up in Greece and various nudist colonies...
  That's pretty much it. The two above lines describe fully the abysmal plot of this European sexploitation. Directed by Wolfgang Selnig, for whom it was the one and only break into cinema, The Topless Story does not re-invent the wheel but does not re-invent anything else either. Any sexploitation cliche is here and it's good but together you get all the boring aspects of an uninspired excuse for nudity. Proceed with care!
  John Wala, Birgit Nielsen, Bambi Miller and Dolly Doreac and that's probably all you we need to say about the actors. That and the fact that they go around naked or meeting and having fun with other naked people! If you dig that stuff then this movie is averagely bad. I can't think what happens if you don't dig that stuff...
Must watch this : don't do that. It's a waste of an hour and 10 minutes. If you insist though,get high and have it playing in the background while you do the housework. There is no other way you can watch this.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210870/
Just me casually carrying this jar for no reason
Yes, this is dog!
Shit, I forgot to bring the beers

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