Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)


































  Two low-life friends with shitty jobs and shittier lives decide to go on an adventure in the middle of nowhere in rural England. What seemed to be a boring time in a village turns out to be a real adventure as they seem to be the only ones who can help the locals with a bunch of lesbian vampires who snatch away their women!
  Phil Claydon can not be considered a director yet and look what he directs! Deeply respectful in the vein of 70s Eurosleaze and Sexploitation, this film hits you where it must with the right doses of sarcasm. The sets and locations really give something to the mood (English cemeteries in forest etc) and of course so do the enticing vampire women!
  Mathew Horne and James Corden are the main male goofball characters who turn from zero to hero just with a flash of  a good pair of tits! MyAnna Buring assists them in their task and I would be damned if I didn't wish she turned into a lesbian too! But you can;t have everything!
Must watch this : with the proper amount of English pale ale and pizza! Call up your buds and some girls (call the ones who will not get offended by the lesbianism) and commence a pillow fight after the film!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020885/
All decisions should be made like that
Yep, we are here...Where's the pussy?
Partying



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