Capriccio (1987)

  An American couple who met each other during the World War II, they return to the island Capri for vacation. The failures in their marriage force them to search for their past love affairs with whom they had both kept contact. When these fail too, they understand they are meant for each other...
  This is not one of Tinto Brass' best films but it's still very good and much better than most of the classic romantic films we know. Stepping far away from the romantic formula, this film even dares to walk in pornographic paths that may deceit the amateur viewer so as to appear as just porn. The story and the intense dialogues together with an amazing cinematography prove the complete opposite.
  Just like any lewd director is supposed to do, Tinto Brass chooses only the best and the better looking actors and actresses he can and in this film he maintains to do so. Nicola Warren, Andy J. Forest, Francesca Dellera, Isabella Biagini and Vittorio Caprioli all dance a dance of extreme erotic emotions and situations that tingle the amorous neurons of your brain!
Must watch this :  on a rainy boring November afternoon. Make yourself an espresso con panna, grab a hot and steamy chocolate croissant and enjoy this film alone. Tinto gives lessons as to how love and sex should be!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092720/

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The Revenge of The Living Dead Girls (1987) a.k.a La Revanche Des Mortes Vivantes

  A small town's milk supply is contaminated with a deadly chemical causing the death of three girls. The chemical company responsible for the chemical tries to get rid of the waste and gives the job to a local guy who dumps it in the local cemetery. The chemical brings the three dead girls back to life and they are out for revenge!
  Pierre B. Reinhard, a master of French and European sleaze, directs this masterpiece often celebrated as the first French gore horror film. A story worth of the film's title, amazing sets, lots of nudity (it's a French film so it makes sense) and a bulk of well portrayed gore! It may seem too sleazy and cheap for a film of its genre but it certainly pays off. Plus, that cheap-looking European glowy color in the film's photography is over the top and brings another air in the zombie genre! Total decadence!
  Acting is not a huge deal here. Female actors are either nude, having sex or dead (hue hue!) while the male ones try to much to be the macho type. Surprisingly, the zombie women move quite good for zombies making realistic enough to set aside the negatives!
Must watch this : on a cold November night or on Halloween, with a glass of milk (get it?!). After the film, try and convince a girl friend to let you bury her in the woods and shoot photographs. Of course, she has to be naked!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091847/

Dead

Naked

Or trying to have sex!

 



 

Psychos in Love (1987)

  A strip-club owner and a manicurist meet by chance, start a romance and find that they have more in common than they thought ; they are both serial killers with a maximum killing overdrive. They enter a weird relationship in which each of them goes on satisfying their lethal needs while being madly in love with one another. Their "quiet" lives are disturbed when a potential victim (a plumber) turns out to be a cannibal!
  Another 80's absurdity! They were into some weird drugs back then and the results are movies like this. Director Gorman Bechard does not break any new ground with this but the fact that he directs such a movie means a lot. Nothing too shocking in the settings or in the photography.Only the story itself!
  Carmine Capobianco and Angela Nicholas go together really well as the psycho couple. They actually seem psychotic at times, which is really good. Due to the filter of the camera and the acting, the film is full of irony and sarcastic,black humor which gives it a whole new direction. Don't take this movie seriously. Just enjoy!
Must watch this : with your psychotic girlfriend/boyfriend.If you are single find your weirdest psychotic friend, watch this together and then make out with him/her after a luxurious meal at your local McDonald's (sic).
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093800/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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This park is killing me

Arguing in bed-psycho style