Vampyros Lesbos (1971)

  Linda Westinghouse works in a Turkish legal firm and is often troubled with erotic nightmares about a sexy female vampire that seduces her. When she gets assigned on the case of Countess Nadine Carody, Linda recognizes in her the vampire of her dreams.Is Linda losing her mind or is it all happening?
  Summer has deeply kicked in around here and the only thing better than a cold beer is a Jess Franco film about lesbian vampires,trippy psychedelia and erotic atmosphere. Using his well-known techniques, Franco manages to emphasize on the beauty of the woman body creating a picturesque result without falling into the trap of porn. Dreamy sequences, hazy mood, a pure 60's psychedelic soundtrack by Siegfried Schwab and a plot that is exploitative enough will definitely make you lose your mind.
  Ewa Strömberg is Linda, a pretty young lady who is gets hunted by the seducing vampire Countess Nadine, beautifully played by Soledad Miranda. Both actresses display some very theatrical talent in their performances but undoubtedly Soledad stands out for the incredible look in her eyes. Something between "high beyond all points" and "horny as hell" that surely made Dennis Price fall for her charm and powers.
Must watch this : after you have consumed a hefty amount of bad quality alcohol, a pack of cigarettes and a manly joint, allow yourself to be drowned in this film's heavy smoke on a random hot summer night. Cool off with a ride in your car and this fucker blasting !
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066380/.

First 3 minutes in the film...It's gonna be good

I am leaving you, Mary, for Pierre. He is a much better lover!

Are those real?

A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973) a.k.a La nuit des étoiles filantes

  A girl arrives to France from London in order to be present at her dead father's will reading. She visits her long-lost relatives and just when she decided to stay with them, unusual things start to happen. She is tortured by strange visions and nightmares including lesbian love and satanic rituals with her a sacrifice. A big secret is about to be disclosed...
  Jess Franco in da house and he is about to fuck your brains out. Without protection! Straight from the abyssal depths of Franco's imagination, comes this fine piece of Eurosleaze and Eurohorror sexploitation. French mood in the air combined with spooky castle sets and acting from beyond the realms of reality! Yikes, I feel the chills even now!
  The usual Franco cast in new adventures for the not-easily-offended! Christina von Blanc as Christina (!), the young daughter of the deceased man. Britt Nichols, Rosa Palomar, Anne Libert gather up to complete the female cast and damn they are horrifyingly hot! Psycho Howard Vernon is the uncle you don't want to have as a relative but he is there, condemning your existence at family dinners!
Must watch this : with a girl and only the light from some lit red candles. You have to have sex after the film (it is Jess Franco so if you don't you disrespect him). Have the film playing again in mute, blast that unholly shit and go nuts!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066914/

Such lips!

I got 99 problems but money ain't one

Hey, I was watching you sleep. You sleep so hot!

Der Teufel in Miss Jonas (1976)

  A nymphomaniac is beheaded during a weird ritual and is sent to hell. There, she meets the devil and finds out that she came one day early to her new home. She is sent back to Earth once again but this time it is for one day, and she is out to have all the sex she can get.
  One could expect nothing less from a director such as Erwin C. Dietrich, the master of Eurosleaze. A story straight from a filthy novel, a cast straight from the depths of hell and lots of nude, the European style. Back in its time it was one of the first films to break the full frontal nudity censorship in cinema, so hats off for that. Apart from that historical achievement, the film boasts great sets and amazing photography, all giving it a more lyrical vibe.
  Christa Free is the notorious Miss Jonas and she is so good she can make you feel like you were one of her "victims" and "mistakes". Blending perfectly in the film's red and fiery environment, she is not get exposed. She is the nymphomaniac from hell!
Must watch this :  with a horny girl and a bottle of red wine on a rainy night. Then have sex under the sounds of the unholy Electric Wizard .
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072270/

The high level jury of sexual hell

Lars von Trier my ass!

Miss Jonas please. You are getting my  papers wet

Werewolf Woman (1976) a.k.a La Lupa Mannara

  A young woman, who was raped as a child, convinces herself she is a werewolf. She goes out at night, finds men, has sex with them and the she rips their throat out with her teeth. In a twist of events, she falls in love but her lover is killed and she is raped once again. Look out she is coming for revenge!
  Eurosleaze and EuroHorror director Rino Di Silvestro puts his mark on this one. A very interesting film indeed with a title that may have you think otherwise. Don't expect the usual paranormal-supernatural horror movie. This one here dares to swim in the dangerous waters of psychological thriller! With enough nudity and sex to make think otherwise, this film does indeed approach the story in a more serious ways while exploiting it! See for yourself.
  Annik Borel is the werewolf woman and she is really something. Crazy eyes, maniac movement and insatiable sex drive, all wrapped up in a tiny little body. Plus, the transformation sequence from woman to werewolf works pretty cool on her. Beautiful European sets, tons of sex, a twisted story like no other, what are you still waiting for?
Must watch this : with a lady friend on her period (for obvious reasons) and some good Italian pasta. All following consequences are sure to shock you.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074829/

Dancing naked in a ring of fire? A-What up

A true sailor is not afraid of the red sea, Michael

Delicioso