One Million Years B.C. (1966)

  Tumak, the son a tribe's leader is punished to exile by his father. Wandering the unfriendly land he lives in, fighting off dinosaurs and beasts, he finds another tribe much less violent than his but he is banished from there also. A girl from the second tribe follows him and together they must face the wilderness once again...
  Incredibly ahistorical to the last minute but utterly entertaining, One Million Years B.C is a fantasy adventure film directed by Don Chaffey. The breathtaking sets give the film an amazing breath of credibility and bind perfectly with the stop-motion (thank Ray Harryhausen) scenes. Though kid-like at many points, this film luckily has some adult-level violence inside it that makes the caveman concept more realistic.
  John Richardson as Tumak is enjoyable and easily makes a role-model for a man, that right kind of man who shoots first and then asks questions. Raquel Welch (as Loana) needs no special introduction as she remains a sex symbol since then and it's always a pleasure to see sex symbols in prehistoric bikinis! Percy Herbert is the arch enemy of Tumak and ironically he is his brother. It's like Cane and Abel shit all over again!
Must watch this : with your girl and a selection of mixed nuts. Watch this naked in order to feel in touch with your caveman side and try to use no words after the film for at least two hours! Now that's life imitating art!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060782/

Everybody saw that? He fell on his own!

Let that motherfucker down! He owes me money

Prehistoric bitch fight

A Smell of Honey, A Swallow of Brine (1966)

  Sharon Winters, a sexy secretary, has one twisted hobby ; she goes out with guys, seduces them and when she is about to have sex with them she pretends she doesn't want to, starts yelling that they rape her and then calls the cops on them! She already sent one man to jail, another to another town and made another one crazy. But her spree will soon be over...
  Byron Mabe has already been introduced here as  a major exploitation director. This flick is another one of his dirty works and his first one! Taking the classic sexploitation recipe with the help of legendary David F. Friedman, Mabe manages to give his own small touch to it with interesting angles and an excitingly swinging soundtrack.
  Stacey Walker plays the she-devil Sharon and her face really says it all (her body says the rest). Sam Melville, Bob Todd, Michael O'Kelly are her powerless victims while Sharon Carr is her hot roommate who has yet to decide if she likes men or women! If you are a devoted fan of the genre, dig in!
Must watch this : on a random, hot summer night before going out to meet your friends. Get a glass of Southern Comfort, dim the lights and lose yourself inside the intoxicating, sexy smoke of the film. When you meet your friends have this groovy tune playing in your head and watch out for women just like Sharon!
Short excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180177/

"What are your opinions on rape?" "I don't like the subject" "That's a start"

"Don' look, don't look" "Fuck you, brain! Why shouldn't I?"

Do these look natural?

The Plague of the Zombies (1966)

  A mysterious epidemic starts killing young workers in a little Cornish village. The local doctor helplessly asks for professor James Forbes' help. Upon Forbes' and his daughter's arrival to the village think start spiraling out of control and now Forbes has to face something unreal...
  In the vein of similar goth horror films from the same company, this film comes out and stings like a motherfucker. Directed by John Gilling, this flick boasts a smart script, fine acting, solid photography and gloomy atmosphere. As always, the settings are outstanding and certainly build up half of the film's momentum. Cemeteries, unholy rituals, zombies....prepare!
  The cast is a classic Hammer Films' one, with sophisticated actors performing above average. The expressions and feelings portrayed are convincing and life-like and the theatrical mood of the actor's performances gives a more realistic touch to it. That is quite difficult for a film of the genre! Standing out from the cast are André Morell, Brook Williams, Jacqueline Pearce and Diane Clare!
Must watch this :  on a rainy and windy March afternoon. Make yourself a nice cup of tea and enjoy the film. After the film, take a long stroll in the muddy woods nearby but make sure not to shit yourself with every strange noise you hear!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060841/

A fine specimen of period blood

Oh, no! I am lost...Maybe a wolf may come and help me!

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Shut up, Mike. That is immoral"

Batman (1966)

  The Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler and Catwoman join forces in order to destroy the world. They have in their hands a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people and plan to hold the world ransom with it. Once again, the only ones who can stop them are Batman and Robin...
  Leslie H. Martinson does the first step and brings the legend of Batman into the big screen. Previously a T.V series, this film was the first to portray an adventure of Batman and Robin in the length of a feature. Downright hilarious, utterly comical, respecting the original comic series, this flick has interesting special effects (I would say cheap but okay!) and vivid colors matching those of a comics pages! My personal favorite of all the Batman films.
  Adam West is Batman (silly and goofy at times but he is Batman) and Burt Ward is his assistant, Robin.
Lee Meriwether is the saucy Catwoman (purrrrfect), Cesar Romero is the  Joker, Burgess Meredith is the Penguin and Frank Gorshin is the Riddler. All actors get the mood of the film and do a great job at portaying their characters both seriously and with the proper amount of punchlines that a comic film should have!
Must watch this :  with a Happy Meal from McDonald's (or something equally shitty fast-food restaurant) and your bros. Find your inner child and laugh your ass off as you witness Batman trying to get rid of a bomb.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060153/

"Do you know how to fly that thing?" "Your mother taught me, Robin. Please"

Yes, is this 911? I have an emergency in my pants! Hue Hue Hue

Saving the pussy for later

Special Mission Lady Chaplin (Missione Speciale Lady Chaplin) (1966)

  The story revolves around three main characters ; Lady Chaplin, an atelier owner and fashion stylist, Dick Malloy, an American secret agent, and Zoltan, a rich American specialized in submarine researches. The three characters will find themselves in a whirlwind of international espionage, money and high-class life!
  Alberto De Martino and Sergio Grieco direct this interesting piece of Eurospy. Considered by many the closest thing to James Bond, this film has fast pacing action and beautiful scenes running through its veins. Unlike most Italian Eurospy, this film has a more serious mood and carefully executed special effects. A must-see for James Bond wannabees!
  Ken Clark is the hefty Dick Malloy who everyone attempts to kill in every other scene; a role that suits him just fine might I say! Daniela Bianchi is his 'enemy' and lover spy, who many might remember from the James Bond movie From Russia with love. A fine couple but acting-wise and character-wise, they make you hope you had a romance like that. Deadly and fierce with a tune like that for a soundtrack!
Must watch this : on a shiny and cool autumn afternoon, with a double cappuccino and the company of a lady from another country! Feel like a spy boss dancing that sweet swinger with her with a cigarette in hand!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060704/ 

Scientifically proven, bitches be crazy!

Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?

Fucking fake waterpistol

Hot Nights on the Campus (1966)

  Small town girl Sally moves to New York in order to study. She receives the help of a family friend and sleeps with him. As her new life as a woman is about to start, she finds it hard to balance between pleasure and serious situations.
  Its this time again. Tony Orlando directs this classic 60s exploitation which , unfortunately, is not full with sleazy peeping nudity. Instead you get a lot of semi-nude footage and some "intense" sex. This film's uniqueness lies in the fact that instead of bringing a sentiment of joy and fun to the viewer, one may find it utterly depressive. Mainly because it focuses on the aftermaths of depravity rather than the pleasure itself.
  Gigi Darlene plays the main character, Sally, here. She seems stupid and naive enough to get what she got in the film so you might say she did a good job acting. Otherwise, it is your usual crap that you hate to love but watch it anyway. Photography and color is mainly the deal and not the acting. For experienced viewers.
Must watch this : just a bottle of water on a low and depressive day. The film will get you either happier, either more depressed or saying "what the fuck did I watch this for?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125171/

Come meet the rest of the bitches

Murica'

Oh , great. My new sucker is here

Fahrenheit 451 (1966)

  In the dystopian future, the possession and studying of any kind of book is considered illegal and frowned upon, as television has prevailed. The firemen no longer fight fires but seek and burn books and incriminate their owners. Guy Montag, a married fireman, starts having second thoughts about his job and his life...

  François Truffaut brings to life the classic novel by Ray Bradbury and the result is more than surprising. With just the right doses of futurism and an ocean of messages and food for thought, this seemingly classic 60's Sci-Fi stands out of the depths! Fast-pacing action, a depressive mood of totalitarianism and 2 people on the verge of breaking every law ; this is the V for Vendetta of the psychedelic 60's!

  Oskar Werner plays the main hero who decides to break out of his cocoon life and Julie Christine is the sophisticated seductress that planted the thought of freedom in his head! Impressive performances by the entire cast, whether it is the training firemen or the secret book society. Be sure to watch this with unhindered attention!

Must watch this : with a glass of English breakfast tea, on a random winter afternoon with a bunch of intellectual friends. After the film, suggest ways of bringing down the government by extreme force after you have apologized to your books for not treating them better.

Trailer

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060390/ 

"For you I could even start reading books"

Oh my god! A book! I must be so fuckin' high!

Why?

 

 

The Good,The Bad And The Ugly (1966) a.k.a Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo

  A no-good son of a bitch bounty hunter teams up with two men against another man. Each man's goal is to reach first a remote cemetery where a huge amount of gold is hidden waiting to be retrieved.
  Sergio Leone only made some movies (as a director) but what he made he made it count. I could go on and on writing about this movie (as every other person who has seen it) but then its meaning would be lost. One just have to watch this and be ashamed is he still hasn't. Miles of sun and desert, cold-hearted mean driven by money and survival, tons of balls on the music by Ennio Morricone, all forged together under the great guidance by master Leone.
  Clint Eastwood, a professor on "Being a fucking man-Advanced". All frigid and swift and macho, he should be a role model for every male born. Eli Wallach, a vivid portrayal of the greediness in men, a man who has lost his mission in life. Lee Van Cleef, a man born to be bad just because he is what he is and for that he goes all the way. The amazing trio that makes this film's main cast, the quintessence of  the Western movie genre, the all-time reference in every other Western movie character that followed. Take off your hat, you swine!
Must watch this : on a fucking hot Saturday morning with a tall glass of whiskey (I don't care what time it is) and huge ass cigar. Study Eastwood's facial expressions and then use them to get laid on that night. It will definitely work!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060196/?ref_=nv_sr_3

Blazing dat dank kush pipe

...

Circle of  Death

Mondo Topless (1966)

  Not so much of a story here! Actually there is no story here. Only interviews of strippers and go-go girls of the 60's era (mostly American), with teasing videos of them in desert scenes and some smooth swing jazz-psychedelic rock n' roll by The Alladins in the background.That's mondo for you!
  Introducing the genre of mondos (or mockumentaries) : documentary-like films but with the only difference that they deal with taboo subjects or subjects that do not usually make a documentary theme (who else has seen a documentary on strippers???). They most certain thing is that you can't take them seriously but in a more light-hearted way. Actually, I have come to find myself learning a lot from such films but maybe that's just me.
  Russ Meyer does not need an introduction, especially not from someone like me. It isn't his most remembered film either but it shows his intentions and what's to happen later on his career. He takes some strippers and go-go girls, asks their opinion on some "hot" topics, throws them in the desert, adds some smooth tasteful music (one of my most favorite soundtracks so far) and lets the voyeur inside us appear! A vast quantity (and quality) of buxoms appears in our screens from women who seem to be long gone in the decades and strips of celluloid! Don't treat this as porn or you will lose the meaning, unless you are 12!
Must watch this : definitely in the summer, most probably when the sun hits the highest spot with a cold beer in each hand!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060712/

Beautiful combination

The ol' American dream

Cutiepie McStripper