Dear God No ! (2011)

  A gang of bloodthirsty, alcohol-drug-thirsty bikers, called The Impalers, go on their usual rampage, killing, raping, abusing substances etc. Their way takes them to a scientist's house where they conduct their usual tricks. Until they find out that the scientist has ties with the Nazi party and a many more secrets better left hidden...
  James Bickert is behind this well hidden, ballsy jewel. This is the real deal! Real grindhouse and pure exploitation in a time that this genre seems to be forgotten. Bikers, Nazis, monsters, drugs, alcohol, naked women and tons of cheesiness, this is as good as it gets in our days. Shocking cinema for prude modern audiences filled up to the neck with the references you love.
  Jett Bryant, the no-good son-of-a-bitch in lead of the gang. Paul McComiskey, the distorted Nazi scientist.
Olivia LaCroix, his hot Nazi wife and Madeline Brumby as his even-hotter, always-horny daughter! Impressive performances from actors that do not lack in self-sarcasm and are not afraid to break the rules! A big congratulations for them by me!
Must watch this : on a rainy Sunday morning with a good caramel cappuccino and the company of an always-horny girl. After the film, proceed to some animalistic, twisted sex under the tunes of White Zombie.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1947998/

Priceless visual entertainment

Dance, bitch!

Where will you be when period strikes?

  

Black Mama, White Mama (1973)

  When female inmates Lee Daniels (a former harem girl) and Karen Brent (a revolutionary) don't get along and cause a mess, they are chained together in an attempt to a forced get-along by their sadistic matron Densmore. Even so, they manage to escape in the vast wilderness of Philippines jungle and in their attempts to save their lives they bring a hot escalation in the war between local revolutionaries and gangsters.
  Better than average attempt at a Women-In-Prison film by Eddie Romero. Interesting plot and sets (Philippines bring another air of decadence in the mood of the film for me), quality acting and tons of exploitation. Female violence, lesbianism and sadism, nudity, oppressive conditions and more violence!
  Top-notch performances by top-notch exploitation actors Lynn Borden, Margaret Markov, Sid Haig and the goddess Pam Grier. I may be predisposed about her but the fact is that without her this movie would suck (more than it does--in the good way) like so many others. Her dark complexion goes perfect in the natural green environment and of course you can't say female power without her name in the same sentence.
Must watch this : after a good Sunday lunch when you just want to chill. Invite a female friend and let her demonstrate her wrestling skills and power on you. Goes well with a cold, cheap beer.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068282/

Peeping time

What did you say about me, white bitch?

I just slipped into something casual for the gun fight. My eyes are up here!

The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto (2009)

  Based on the comic book by Rob Zombie, this film follows El Superbeasto ,celebrity ex-masked wrestler, and his sexy sidekick sister Suzi-X as they try to prevent Dr. Satan from taking over the world. Their mission is blocked by Nazi biker zombies and other monsters in the weird world of Monsterland.
  Rob Zombie's attempt on directing an adult animation film actually pays off. This is a raunchy trip into imagination and exaggeration, filled with exploitation parts from b-movies. Abundant sex and non-stop cheesiness, cameo cult figures, tongue-in-cheek intermission songs...That's my idea of adult animation!
  You gotta love the work on the voicing here. Especially that of Rosario Dawson. Black gangsta hoe voice for a white stripper bitch? Priceless. Tom Pappa, Sheri Moon Zombie, Paul Giamatti and Brian Posehn give life to the rest of the cast in their own way, respecting the filthy beauty of this film! Must watch, unless you get offended too easily.
Must watch this : after you have watched hundreds of B-movies and exploitation in order to test how many cult references you can identify in this film. Watch this with a cappuccino, on a Sunday afternoon after a night of hardcore partying!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419724/?licb=0.48176528024631726

A-spicy meat-a ballz!

Nazi werewolf? Fuckin smart!

Unholy matrimony