Naked Angels (1969)

 Mother, a biker gang leader, gets out of prison and reconnects with his old pals. His only wish is to get back at the rival gang that snitched him out in the first place. Leading them throughout the desert, Mother seems to have lost his touch and gets rejected from the gang and left alone to get his revenge...
  Unluckily, Bruce D. Clark only directed one bikersploitation in his short career and and this film is it. Naked Angels employs a standard recipe for a film of this kind and does not even care to take a step out of the beaten path. That may seem to please most but not me and certainly not when even the expected amount of nudity is missing somewhere. Nevertheless, some great footage of the wild American desert and its riders, some intense violent scenes in the end and the lively soundtrack seem to make up for it!
  Michael Greene holds the role of the main character and as anti-hero as he would like to appear I simply can't accept him as the center of the film's story. He even treats his bitch, Jennifer Gan, like she was a model from Facial Abuse. Not cool at all! Luckily, Richard Rust a.k.a Fingers comes to take the lead and bring a more democratic touch to the gang!
Must watch this : grab a six-pack of some good beer, wear your dirty jeans and just a vest, get a filthy burger and enjoy this slacker like a true American!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064715/

Damn, man. We smoked the last joint, man!

Race you to your grave

Vroum, Vroum, Vroum

Werewolves on Wheels (1971)

  A gang of outlaw bikers strolling the desert comes across an old church which has been taken over by a satanic cult. The cult members host the bikers and after they have drugged them, they place a curse on the leader biker's girl. No one ever expected what came afterwards...
  Michel Levesque made a short but big contribution to the cult world. This film was one of the two (of the genre) he directed and we have to say that even if the progress of the plot is unconventional, we still can get the maximum cult satisfaction we can. Biker gangs, demonic rites from an evil cult, werewolves, the desert and tons of hallucinogenic drugs (don't tell me they were sober). It's that time of the year again!
  Steve Oliver, Donna Anders, Gene Shane and their team of hairy motherfuckers on wheels. Exactly the acting you expect from a film that holds such a title but there is a little twist. Supposedly, the majority of the bikers were actual bikers without any acting skills so by that token what you get is as pure as it gets.
Must watch this : at someone's place where you usually chill (we for example call it The House of Big Chill run by Odin). Get yourselves a healthy and big club sandwich, pour a glass of mixed alcohols of your taste and enjoy this fucker on a hot summer night. Cool off with that dusty tune .
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067972/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Dear Lord Satan, ye who giveth us the daily bread...

...

Worst case of teenage change

The Born Losers (1967)

  The Born Losers, a vicious biker gang, harasses little towns, raping young girls and causing trouble at their way. Vicki, a young girl biker, gets in their way and she gets a handful of their brutal treatment. The only one has can stop them and avenge Vicky is none other than Billy Jack...
  Tom Laughlin stars and directs this rather better-than-average bikersploitation. Introducing the figure of Billy Jack, a halfbreed Indian living outside the law, this film boasts picturesque scenery and imagery that can make your mind travel to the other side of the Earth. Vicious in its essence, bloody and violent in its mood, this film may not be no Easy Rider or Vanishing Point but it sure gets its work done.
   Tom Laughlin is far better as a director than he is an actor, which is hard-cast and a bit stiff! Elizabeth James, on the other hand does a much better job in her role as the innocent but ballsy little rich girl that is looking for excitement in all the wrong places. Jeremy Slate is one lawless, nasty motherfucker leader of the biker gang and he sure is something else.
Must watch this : right before going out with a new friend on a hot Saturday night. Grab a beer, your tobacco, your driving vibe and drive out with no particular destination until the early morning hours. If that ain't freedom, then what is?
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061420/ 

Now, we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way...

Your gear is so fresh

Wish I was there

Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)

  Sister Sarah, a young nun who just took her vows, is brainwashed, drugged and abused in many ways by a corrupt clergy who deals heroine. When a deal goes wrong, she is given to a gang as a prostitute. While on the verge of dying, God sends her a vision and it's time for revenge, the Holy way...
   Directed by upcomer Joseph Guzman (his other film being Run! Bitch Run!) this is one hell of a film. Resurrecting the long lost genre of nunsploitation, this film goes all the way giving a lesbian nun tons of guns to revenge her lover and herself. Bikers, drugs, corrupt Christianity, guns...A new era of pure exploitation is upon us!
  Asun Ortega is Sister Sarah and although she is really good at it, I would prefer her a little more fierce. David Castro, on the other hand, is the leader of the drug-dealing, motorcycle-riding, pimping gang and you sure don;t want to mess with this guy. He plays so good he convinced me that he is a total dickhead. But he sure gets his share of revenge...
Must watch this : on a really hot summer day with 4 shots of tequila equally administered throughout the film and a bowl of nachos with guakamole. After the film, hit the beach cos' this is what you are supposed to do in the summer, you unsociable  fuck!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352388/?ref_=nv_sr_1

When I grow old, I want to be like him

Are you in for a little switcheroo?

Pray on this!

Dear God No ! (2011)

  A gang of bloodthirsty, alcohol-drug-thirsty bikers, called The Impalers, go on their usual rampage, killing, raping, abusing substances etc. Their way takes them to a scientist's house where they conduct their usual tricks. Until they find out that the scientist has ties with the Nazi party and a many more secrets better left hidden...
  James Bickert is behind this well hidden, ballsy jewel. This is the real deal! Real grindhouse and pure exploitation in a time that this genre seems to be forgotten. Bikers, Nazis, monsters, drugs, alcohol, naked women and tons of cheesiness, this is as good as it gets in our days. Shocking cinema for prude modern audiences filled up to the neck with the references you love.
  Jett Bryant, the no-good son-of-a-bitch in lead of the gang. Paul McComiskey, the distorted Nazi scientist.
Olivia LaCroix, his hot Nazi wife and Madeline Brumby as his even-hotter, always-horny daughter! Impressive performances from actors that do not lack in self-sarcasm and are not afraid to break the rules! A big congratulations for them by me!
Must watch this : on a rainy Sunday morning with a good caramel cappuccino and the company of an always-horny girl. After the film, proceed to some animalistic, twisted sex under the tunes of White Zombie.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1947998/

Priceless visual entertainment

Dance, bitch!

Where will you be when period strikes?

  

Motor Psycho (1965)

  Three motorcyclists get their groove on by raping women and causing chaos, under the leadership of an ex-Vietnam violent maniac. After they rape a quiet veterinarian's wife, he puts aside his personality and goes on to take his revenge with the help of a Cajun woman, whose husband was murdered by the gang. Who will kill who?
  There is not a single movie by Russ Meyer that I can characterize as not perfect! His movies have everything an open mind can seek in cinema ; thrills, dialogues, special characters, a normal story of violence in a picturesque place. Russ Meyer makes me want to live in his magic universe of seductive everyday women, dusty old places and muscle cars! Damn, I hate reality.
  Every actor in this film (and in any other Meyer film) is carefully chosen and it would take long to analyze each character's progress. Alex Rocco and Haji are the protagonist duo and the flame and passion of their lust for violent vengeance is all around the film. They even have an awkward fling thing going on! Must-watch if you respect yourself!
Must watch this : Russ Meyer is all about macho, sophisticated men and smart, curvacious women so watch this, overload your sexual identity and then start a long steamy conversation with solid statements leading up to sex! Must be an insufferably hot summer night, with a glass of Southern Comfort and the company of a classy, curvy lady (or your pick of a guy if you are a girl).
No trailer but it will do 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059474/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 

Sweet young thang

Tits or we kill your man

A dynamite in the hand (!) and a half-naked lady

 
 

Easy Rider (1969)

  Two biker friends, Wyatt and Billy, travel from Los Angeles to New Orleans and find themselves in various situations and trouble, all in favor of each finding himself and the meaning of life.
  A true landmark in modern American cinema from a time that Hollywood still produced some quality films. Dennis Hopper directs this with the help of Peter Fonda and Terry Southern and the result is something more than great. More than a study on 70s counterculture (drugs, bikes, communal living, question of morality etc) this film is a study on modern western society and the dead-ends and barriers it sets in peoples lives. Another ode to freedom and inner search (along with Vanishing Point) with the soundtrack it deserves, this is one of my personal favorites.
  Young Jack  Nicholson makes his appearance here too. He plays a drunk, small -time lawyer who decides to follow main characters played by Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper on their pointless trip. Heavy performances by all actors, especially in the scenes of awkward silence between them after their discussions. A hard ending too, hits you right in your dreams!*Fun fact-the drugs used in the making of this film are real, so yes you can see Jack Nicholson trying to smoke pot.
Must watch this : questioning your society's morals and laws. Grab a beer or a glass of bourbon and take the wheel! For the afterburner, listen to this .
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064276/

And I am just sitting here masturbating!

Hippie communal living

Lawless trio