Sweet Sugar (1973)

  Street walker Sugar is set up and sent to a chain gang for possessing illegal drugs. At first, she seems to blend in well with the rest of the inmates but soon she will find out the true nature of the facility and the true intentions of Dr. John, the man who runs the place...
  Within the short career of Michel Levesque as a director, humanity was given two instant cult classics. Werewolves on Wheels and that film. Beautifully made and rough around the edges, this film is guaranteed entertainment.It's one of these cases that you know you are about to see everything; action, violence, topless scenes from all the female cast, cheesy lines, lesbianism and a smooth theme song. 
  Phyllis Davis and Ella Edwards team up good as Sugar and Simone. Their chemistry works well as a women-in-prison duo although I would prefer Davis to be more ferocious. Angus Duncan is the mad doctor that performs experiments on the girls and he is oddly unsettling while Cliff Osmond is one sadistic motherfucker. A funny addition by Albert Cole, a sleazy hustler who tries to get stupid little James Houghton laid!
Must watch this : on a hot summer night when you have nothing better to do. Order up a manly hamburger with fries, call up the dudes and enjoy this film like you should.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069336/

I hit the blunt too hard

When you work in the fields, you gotta wear jean shorts

Could it be? Am I getting laid?

Prison Heat (1993)

  Four American girls decide to go on a spontaneous adventure from Greece to Turkey. In their first hours in Turkey they are framed by corrupt officials and sent to prison. There they must face sick prison guards and inmates with sadistic lesbian intentions, while trying to find a way to escape...
  Women-In-Prison genre gets a new fresh revival in this 90's flick directed Joel Silberg. To be honest, the mood and the overall quality of the film cannot be compared to that of its 70's equivalents and it would be disrespectful to make such a comparison. Nevertheless, the film boasts some 90's bimbos in the environment that makes a good W.I.P movie ; lesbian inmates and guards, corrupt officers of the law, violence and human degradation. For any politically-not-correct viewer out there!
  The main characters of the film are played by Playboy bunnies so you can imagine that acting quality of that! Zero portrayal of emotion and expressions as stiff as what's between your legs when you see them, these "actors'" job is to be half naked or naked and not to actually act! You have been warned. Proceed with your own responsibility!
Must watch this : don't actually, but if you have to watch it do it in deep summer on a very hot morning. Get a freddo cappuccino, sit back and enjoy and after the film do yourself a favor and go to the beach!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107877/

***We are so gonna get raped***

"So, what are you doing tomorrow morning?" "I got plans. I have to clean my cell."

Gimme that cheeseburger,  fat boy!

 

Black Mama, White Mama (1973)

  When female inmates Lee Daniels (a former harem girl) and Karen Brent (a revolutionary) don't get along and cause a mess, they are chained together in an attempt to a forced get-along by their sadistic matron Densmore. Even so, they manage to escape in the vast wilderness of Philippines jungle and in their attempts to save their lives they bring a hot escalation in the war between local revolutionaries and gangsters.
  Better than average attempt at a Women-In-Prison film by Eddie Romero. Interesting plot and sets (Philippines bring another air of decadence in the mood of the film for me), quality acting and tons of exploitation. Female violence, lesbianism and sadism, nudity, oppressive conditions and more violence!
  Top-notch performances by top-notch exploitation actors Lynn Borden, Margaret Markov, Sid Haig and the goddess Pam Grier. I may be predisposed about her but the fact is that without her this movie would suck (more than it does--in the good way) like so many others. Her dark complexion goes perfect in the natural green environment and of course you can't say female power without her name in the same sentence.
Must watch this : after a good Sunday lunch when you just want to chill. Invite a female friend and let her demonstrate her wrestling skills and power on you. Goes well with a cold, cheap beer.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068282/

Peeping time

What did you say about me, white bitch?

I just slipped into something casual for the gun fight. My eyes are up here!

Women In Cages (1971)

  Naive American bimbo Jeff is charged with 10 years in a Philippine prison after being set up by her drug dealer boyfriend. Inside the prison she finds that hell is real and it's right here on Earth ; sadistic guards and murderous attempts are now her everyday life. She soon convinces her cell-mates to escape, but they are hunted ferociously by trackers in the jungle.
  Prolific Filipino director Gerardo De Leon gives us this cult classic.For those not accustomed to this type of films, it is called Women In Prison (pretty obvious why) and deals with the hardships in female prison, the voyeur style. Lesbianism and naked shower scenes are a must in these films and there are many here too, so if you are prude enough to be offended by that stuff don't watch it! There is also a lot of racism here and other "hot topics" so be careful.This is not a film for everyone.
  Pam Grier is the big deal here. She gives a different performance than the one we are used to. In this film she is a white-race hating, violence-excited Harlem girl. She is a real badass, overcoming the "protagonist's" role. This film is made around her anyway (like any other film she is in), so the rest of the female cast is only for the nudies!
Must watch this : with an open-minded female friend or alone.Alcohol might help in both occasions.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067995/

Cleaning routine

I am the bawss...

Where the fuck is my car?