Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Monday, September 1, 2014

Girls Without Lovers (1975) a.k.a Mädchen Ohne Männer


































  A group of young teenage girls attend classes at a boarding school and their favorite one seems to be sexual education. The girls are more than eager to learn and that can be seen as they take homework for their free time...
  I sure love me movies like that. The plot and the story could hardly take a whole page to write and so the film's success is left to the nudity. One of the many sex comedies directed in Switzerland in the 70's, Girls is a film directed by master of the genre Erwin C. Dietrich and promises tons of softcore sex scenes with full frontal. The humor (since it's supposed to be a comedy) is something between sexy jokes and pathetic porn dialogues so if you are down for that it's all good. I am only in for the nudity and the nature scenes so I had a mediocre time!
  Martina Domingo, Uschi Karnat, Ursula Maria Schaefer, Roman Huber and Eric Falk. No wonder for most of the actors this was one of their few films (maybe counted with the fingers of one hand). But, anyway, you know this movie is about the minute you see the poster so don;t fool yourself and expect Oscar-high performances. Only the usual ultra-cheesy, ultra-dirty pointless chit-chat that Europe has to offer!
Must watch this : gather up the dudes and have a hot dog night (more literally than what you might be thinking right now). Grill dozens of sausages, open up them buns, spread with mayo and ketchup and drink down with col Weiss beer. Cool of with that buzzer afterwards.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137740/
Yeah, that's right, sleep my naked angel...
La-la-la, hope I don't get raped here!
Bootycall time!

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Tango of Perversion (1973)


































  Joachim often hangs out at the club Tango with his friend Stathis and the rest of the group. However, Joachim may seem shy and normal but actually he is a weird impotent guy who secretly films his friend Stathis having sex with various girls from the club. One night, Stathis kills a lesbian girl he caught with his girlfriend and is filmed again. Joachim proceeds to find his real sickness ; necrophilia! His need for lust turns everything upside down.
  Even though I am Greek, I don't really dig Greek cinema. However , this is an exception! Director Kostas Karagiannis gives us this twisted and sick plot which takes part in 70s swinging Athens. This film really does not belong in the norm of Greek cinema (although it's sick enough to be a continue of Ancient Greek drama) and it makes me wonder why such acting and directing talent went to waste.
  Almost all-Greek cast here and great performances. Macho man Lakis Komninos and weirdo Vagelis Voulgaridis take the lead here and the atmosphere of the film gets heavier as the film progresses. Almost all female roles get partly or wholly naked at some point, which adds to the deviance of the story. A must-see for the fans of twisted sexuality and unbalanced social relationships.
Must watch this : if you are Greek and are bored of Greek crap on TV and film. If you are not Greek, watch this with a glass of brandy or liqueur on a hot summer night.
No trailer but this works
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0232764/
When I walk in the club it's goin' down

Bite the pillow

Got ya!