Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drugs. Show all posts

Saturday, March 29, 2014

The Acid Eaters (1968)


































  A group of normal office workers spend their weekends doing the exact opposite of normal ; they have formed a biker gang and they go around killing people, getting drunk, having sex and getting high. Their main target in life is to find the notorious L.S.D pyramid, a 50-foot pyramid made of L.S.D blocks. Little do they know that is also the gateway to hell...
  I know that by reading the plot summary you said "What the fuck?". Don't worry, this is what you would be saying if you were watching the film too. Byron Mabe, known for his weird sexploitation films like that, directs this and he certainly went too far with it! Everything you need is here ; drugs, sex, violence, bikes, more sex and drugs, unexplainable vignettes and the occasional racism to complete the vibe!
  As usual with cash-in films like that, acting is not a big plus. But, as always, it is such a big minus that it becomes such an appealing attribute of the film. If the actors were hired by their skill to make out and look good while at it, then my hat goes off to them! Get your groove on, get your buzz on and get ready to laugh as you watch this!
Must watch this : definitely high or at least a bit drunk! Roll a joint (or two), get a glass of your poison of choice, call up your friends (preferably girls) and get swinging !
Starting sequence
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061329/
So, are you new around here?
Kimosabe approves!
Pyramid of Major Tripping Balls!

Friday, February 14, 2014

Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)


































  Sister Sarah, a young nun who just took her vows, is brainwashed, drugged and abused in many ways by a corrupt clergy who deals heroine. When a deal goes wrong, she is given to a gang as a prostitute. While on the verge of dying, God sends her a vision and it's time for revenge, the Holy way...
   Directed by upcomer Joseph Guzman (his other film being Run! Bitch Run!) this is one hell of a film. Resurrecting the long lost genre of nunsploitation, this film goes all the way giving a lesbian nun tons of guns to revenge her lover and herself. Bikers, drugs, corrupt Christianity, guns...A new era of pure exploitation is upon us!
  Asun Ortega is Sister Sarah and although she is really good at it, I would prefer her a little more fierce. David Castro, on the other hand, is the leader of the drug-dealing, motorcycle-riding, pimping gang and you sure don;t want to mess with this guy. He plays so good he convinced me that he is a total dickhead. But he sure gets his share of revenge...
Must watch this : on a really hot summer day with 4 shots of tequila equally administered throughout the film and a bowl of nachos with guakamole. After the film, hit the beach cos' this is what you are supposed to do in the summer, you unsociable  fuck!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352388/?ref_=nv_sr_1
When I grow old, I want to be like him
Are you in for a little switcheroo?
Pray on this!

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Dear God No ! (2011)


































  A gang of bloodthirsty, alcohol-drug-thirsty bikers, called The Impalers, go on their usual rampage, killing, raping, abusing substances etc. Their way takes them to a scientist's house where they conduct their usual tricks. Until they find out that the scientist has ties with the Nazi party and a many more secrets better left hidden...
  James Bickert is behind this well hidden, ballsy jewel. This is the real deal! Real grindhouse and pure exploitation in a time that this genre seems to be forgotten. Bikers, Nazis, monsters, drugs, alcohol, naked women and tons of cheesiness, this is as good as it gets in our days. Shocking cinema for prude modern audiences filled up to the neck with the references you love.
  Jett Bryant, the no-good son-of-a-bitch in lead of the gang. Paul McComiskey, the distorted Nazi scientist.
Olivia LaCroix, his hot Nazi wife and Madeline Brumby as his even-hotter, always-horny daughter! Impressive performances from actors that do not lack in self-sarcasm and are not afraid to break the rules! A big congratulations for them by me!
Must watch this : on a rainy Sunday morning with a good caramel cappuccino and the company of an always-horny girl. After the film, proceed to some animalistic, twisted sex under the tunes of White Zombie.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1947998/
Priceless visual entertainment
Dance, bitch!
Where will you be when period strikes?




  

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Easy Rider (1969)


































  Two biker friends, Wyatt and Billy, travel from Los Angeles to New Orleans and find themselves in various situations and trouble, all in favor of each finding himself and the meaning of life.
  A true landmark in modern American cinema from a time that Hollywood still produced some quality films. Dennis Hopper directs this with the help of Peter Fonda and Terry Southern and the result is something more than great. More than a study on 70s counterculture (drugs, bikes, communal living, question of morality etc) this film is a study on modern western society and the dead-ends and barriers it sets in peoples lives. Another ode to freedom and inner search (along with Vanishing Point) with the soundtrack it deserves, this is one of my personal favorites.
  Young Jack  Nicholson makes his appearance here too. He plays a drunk, small -time lawyer who decides to follow main characters played by Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper on their pointless trip. Heavy performances by all actors, especially in the scenes of awkward silence between them after their discussions. A hard ending too, hits you right in your dreams!*Fun fact-the drugs used in the making of this film are real, so yes you can see Jack Nicholson trying to smoke pot.
Must watch this : questioning your society's morals and laws. Grab a beer or a glass of bourbon and take the wheel! For the afterburner, listen to this .
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064276/
And I am just sitting here masturbating!

Hippie communal living

Lawless trio



Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Ich, ein Groupie (1970)


































  A gorgeous blonde hippie girl spends a psychedelic night full of sex and drugs with a "rockstar". In the morning, he leaves and she decides to follow his trail in Europe. So, she goes on a euro-trip with her friend. Along the way, she gets into various troubles all inside the craze of her times and blurred by the drugs she is on.
  A Bible in the genre of 70s reminiscing! Erwin C. Dietrich and Jack Hill are the directors in this gem and they don't actually need an introduction ; one is the father of Euro-sleaze and the other is his equivalent American master of grindhouse! There isn't even one weird topic that this film does not deal with.From drug dealing and abusing to psychedelic rock, from biker gangs to Satan worshiping, this movie is a non-stop "romantic" time travel through the age of free sex and uninhibited craziness.
  Ingrid Steeger (they clearly don't make them like that anymore) fits right in as the young hippie who has adventure in her veins! I do love that look in her eyes that, no matter what she goes through, she is always ready for more chances to lose herself in ecstasy! Another surprise were the numerous bands that are heard in the movie's soundtrack and are actually seen performing live in the movie. This is a treasure for early German (and non-German) psychedelic rock lovers!
Must watch this : you will need someone to have sex with after you watch this.So make proper preparations with alcohol and marijuana! Listen to this while having sex afterwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EduW5GDQs. You can thank me later!
This can work as a trailer as I couldn't find one
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065877/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Now that's a huge ass joint!

High

European Hell's Angels