Hellboy (2004)

  The story of a red humanoid demon conjured by a secret Nazi group but raised from infant by an American professor. Hellboy, as he was named, is trained and devoted to confronting the forces of evil that threaten our world. When Rasputin, the man who conjured him, comes back to bring the end of the world, Hellboy must act quickly...
  When you see Guillermo del Toro's name signed in a film like that then you should be sure that this film is going to be very good. With much less mambo jumbo than the average Marvel comics film, Hellboy manages to pay a very iconic tribute to the well-known hero and elevate his status to a new-found glory. For 2004, the film has very complicated special effects but not so elaborate to make it a kitsch special effects film!
  Ron Perlman deserves a "Job well done" from all comic hero fans from all over the world. His face is like it was destined to someday play Hellboy (with the mandatory make-up of course). John Hurt and Selma Blair react very well around Perlman as his step-dad and love thing, respectively. Rupert Evans gets in the way as a nanny, Doug Jones knows just about everything and Karel Roden is Rasputin. Nuff said!
Must watch this : go to the nearest tobacco and cigar shop and get yourself a big-ass cigar. After you have prepared a manly dinner (take-out or steak are the only two respectable options here), enjoy this movie accordingly.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167190/?ref_=nv_sr_2

I am just not getting paid enough

Why is always me to get dirty?

Now what am I supposed to do?

Love Camp 7 (1969)

  Two female U.S Army undercover agents are sent to a concentration camp where a scientist is believed to be held prisoner. Little do they know that this camp is not like any other Nazi camp but a what seems to be a brothel for the SS...
  OK, it's Lee Frost. You shouldn't have expected anything less or anything more. The usual sleaze hits a new soft target and everything actually goes far better than expected. Nazi soldiers getting it on with captured women may be one of the sickest topics I've ever heard and that seems even filthier when a film about that is totally non serious.That's exploitation, everybody ; the use of what's upsetting you given in a humorous way.
  Bob Cresse, Maria Lease, Kathy Williams, Rodger Steel, Bruce Kimball and a bunch of skinny, undernourished naked girls. You really shouldn't expect much but I guess you probably knew that the moment you read the title. Even so , Bruce Kimball manages to make a difference and make one hell of a cult Nazi prison manager. His slimy face and expressions are great and produce real cult essence.
Must watch this : on a random day. This film holds no need for special occasions but guarantees fun nonetheless. Enjoy with a cold beer.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063242/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I didn't sign up for this

Mein snitzel will burst

Nazi : the untold story

She Devils of the SS (1973) a.k.a Eine Armee Gretchen

  In the end of World War II, German girls start volunteering to serve in the front lines. Their mission is to help not by fighting but by having sex with the "brave" Nazi soldiers. Things are going pretty well until they get really complicated when the Soviet army is marching upon them.
  Erwin C. Dietrich is a real sick bastard! This film is nothing but exploitation of the most offensive kind. Indeed, She Devils of the SS are way more offensive on the matter than most other Nazisploitation film and the reason is that Nazi soldiers are portrayed as good guys! Combine that with sex in the Dietrich way and goofy characters and ta daa!
  I am not going to talk about acting as the film's characters are not ones to remember any other way than "the general", "the blonde", "the brunette with the nice tits"...So, if you were looking for high-class acting, walk away. The effects and costumes,on the other hand, are quite impressive, handled with vivid colors that actually recreate the era's mood!
Must watch this : I would not recommend this for any other reason other than for the experience. So, if you have to watch this, do it with a pint of German Weissbier and a selection of fine sausages, with or without your Nazi mustache on.
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071161/

"Mama, I am going to war" "So why the long face?"

Here, let me show you how it's done

Just a little more upwards, and a little to the right! Perfect!

Dear God No ! (2011)

  A gang of bloodthirsty, alcohol-drug-thirsty bikers, called The Impalers, go on their usual rampage, killing, raping, abusing substances etc. Their way takes them to a scientist's house where they conduct their usual tricks. Until they find out that the scientist has ties with the Nazi party and a many more secrets better left hidden...
  James Bickert is behind this well hidden, ballsy jewel. This is the real deal! Real grindhouse and pure exploitation in a time that this genre seems to be forgotten. Bikers, Nazis, monsters, drugs, alcohol, naked women and tons of cheesiness, this is as good as it gets in our days. Shocking cinema for prude modern audiences filled up to the neck with the references you love.
  Jett Bryant, the no-good son-of-a-bitch in lead of the gang. Paul McComiskey, the distorted Nazi scientist.
Olivia LaCroix, his hot Nazi wife and Madeline Brumby as his even-hotter, always-horny daughter! Impressive performances from actors that do not lack in self-sarcasm and are not afraid to break the rules! A big congratulations for them by me!
Must watch this : on a rainy Sunday morning with a good caramel cappuccino and the company of an always-horny girl. After the film, proceed to some animalistic, twisted sex under the tunes of White Zombie.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1947998/

Priceless visual entertainment

Dance, bitch!

Where will you be when period strikes?