A Promise of Bed (1970)

  Three stories of seduction and sexual intensity. An aged model seduces whom he believes to be a film producer's son, a middle-aged man attempts suicide but his life is turned upside down by a young hippie minx and a hedonist taxi driver has an accident and in his dizziness he dreams of utopian lands filled with with naked women...
  For a film that is supposed to be a sexploitation comedy, I can't say it's funny. It is rather sad and food-for-thought-full and even worse, the level of nudity and tits don't even reach the minimum for the film to be considered a nudie classic. Nevertheless, the storyline is cheap and cult enough and so is the atmosphere towards the end (psychedelic visions and weird naked ladies) so I guess just for the sake of "I have watched this", a maniac cult addict should watch it.
   Vanda Hudson is one hot milf piece of ass, a classic British washed-down hippie chick trying to find her long lost fame and glory. Victor Spinetti is equally nice but not in the sexploitation way but in a more sad and black-humored way. Vanessa Howard was just the usual minx they had to hire to elevate the level, unsuccessfully.
Must watch this :  whenever you throw a party have that sex flick playing in the background with some subs. It is sure to elevate the cult-ness of the party!
Intro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064848/

Mama still got it!

I got this wine from Lidl. It was wine week!

Keyhole View

The Horror of Frankenstein (1970)

  The story of young scientist Victor Frankenstein whose passion with anatomy led him to perform abnormal experiments. Collecting spare parts from dead bodies and using the powers of electricity, Frankenstein aims to be able to give life to what is already dead. And he finally, succeeds....
  Times were a-changing and so Frankenstein had to do! Directed by Jimmy Sangster, this film had nothing to do with the previous and following of the series, starring Peter Cushing. In an attempted fresh new start, Frankenstein is young, mean and totally self-oriented while the film is much more cult than the rest from Hammer studios. The monster could have been better but no hard feelings since the atmosphere is satisfying. More sex, more gore and more exploitation. This film may have been the start of a change for Hammer Studios!
  Ralph Bates manages to stand very well in the shoes of his predecessor and while his character deserves some love in the end, he manages to portray a ruthless, sadistic figure who kills everyone that stand in his way. Veronica Carlson is sadly in love with him, not seeing the monster he really is and Graham James is his friend and colleague until he was no longer needed. Surprise appearance by Dennis Price and voluptuous Kate O'Mara who steals any scene she is in.
Must watch this : on the last day of summer when you feel the weather changing and the cold of winter coming in the distance. Make a hefty cup of Earl Grey tea and enjoy this film like a cold-hearted Briton !
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065851/

Not even the  lemon drops in my eyes seem to work

It's gonna bust

It's all you, bro! You can lift it!

The Wizard of Gore (1970)

  A mysterious performer becomes the talk of the town when he starts his live show in which he performs illusion tricks with lots of realistic gore. A TV hostess and her boyfriend start closing in on him as they feel that he can hypnotize people and make them participate in his deadly shows. What is real and what is not?
   Herschell Gordon Lewis was already a known figure in the world of sleazy cult when he made this film. And that fact ensures that the Wizard of Gore is going to be full of the cheap-thrill and sleazy elements that we love. The amount of gore is generous enough to satisfy even the most demanding sick eye. Together with the heavy air of exploitation that lingers on the film and the twisting plot, The Wizard of Gore is an entertaining flick for any open-minded viewer.
  Classic acting for a film of this kind but not the bad kind. Ray Sager goes all in his role as Montag, the perverted magician and Judy Cler tries unsuccessfully to stop him from killing all those innocent bimbos. Even if the overall acting is not so bad, all the actors seem to be trying to much to seem as actual actors, like they know someone is watching and they are tense to appear realistic. This did not set me off but made the film seem more down to earth and thus surrealistic!
Must watch this : make a juicy steak with the blood and everything and celebrate gore and murder by watching this film and then blasting this butchery shit !
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066578/

What happens if I mix Jagermeister with Red Bull?

No, without onions, thank you! Yes, the Ministry of Internal Affairs, second floor

Bitches be fallin' for my charm!

The Vampire Lovers (1970)

  A countess leaves her daughter, Marcilla, with General von Spielsdorf so that she can go away and look after her sick friend. During Marcilla's stay in the Spieldorf house, their daughter gets suspiciously sick and and weak. When Marcilla goes to stay at another house, the same situation occurs there too. Legends and rumors start to spread about an old vampire family...
  Directed by the legendary Roy Ward Baker, this flick is one of the most atmospheric and gothic Hammer films. As always, amazing settings and story that bind together by some glorious photography and even more stunning performances. The overall mood is something like the feeling of being alone in the woods with the first cold autumn breeze blowing and you get the feeling that someone is after you! This movie is that good!
  Peter Cushing as always is the card that guarantees a good Hammer Film production. Kate O' Mara and Madeline Smith make the vampire world a better place with the classy beauty and Ingrid Pitt needs an collection of poems in her name to describe and glorify her venomous seductive stare! You can't miss it if you are a fan of true Gothic horror or at least a fan of vampire horror!
Must watch this : on the coldest night of October when the wind is blowing satisfyingly cold and the humidity is at right level! Set the mood with some red candles and red wine, invite a girl friend over and have a blood orgy after the film with this unholy cup of blood flowing!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066518/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Wet dream again!

Alright, alright just suck it and leave me alone!

You gotta stake 'em bitches to the ground!

 

Cherry, Harry & Raquel! (1970)

  Harry, small town sheriff and marijuana smuggler, lives with his girlfriend Cherry while having sex on the side with Raquel and doing deeds with Enrique for Mr. Franklin, a local politician. When a certain "Apache" starts claiming his share on the marijuana market, war breaks out and everyone is left either dead or having sex...
  Russ Meyer in yet another raunchy classic exploitation film! Personalities, characters and profits crash and collide with each other under the influence of the scorching desert sun and the haze of money and weed! Everything you expect from Meyer is there ; fierce violence, buxotic women living for nothing except for seduction, strong men and their vain motives, fast cars and lots of desert dust! Oh yeah, I feel alive just by thinking of it!
  Charles Napier is the corrupt police officer and politician's helping hand, Linda Ashton is his nurse girlfriend and Larissa Ely is lady-of-the-lake Raquel. Bert Santos, John Milo, Frank Bolger and legendary Uschi Digard complete the rest of the cast in their own delinquent way. Cheesy acting, funny at some times but straight edge at other times, this is must watch for any man and woman!
Must watch this : with a good joint, a mojito and a lady that you want to get in bed with.Set the mood with that saucy bastard and some psychedelic dancing. If the combination doesn't help you I really don't know what can!
Something close to a trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064160/ 

I haven't had sex since 1987, so don't get me no shit, all right?

My lucky day or what?

Shit, and it's Jack Herer!

Black Sabbath Live In Paris (1970)

  Rare footage from Black Sabbath's appearance at L' Olympia Bruno Coquatrix in Paris, France back in their early days. It was aired on Yorkshire Television and is actually a bootleg, which means no official director or crew but just an amateur production.
  You may wonder what that "film" is doing here. Well, it might not be a film with a plot and actors and everything but it certainly is an interesting take on the times' music. You can witness the great Black Sabbath in their earliest of days, back when they still had to prove themselves. Intense performances, fierce music from a bunch of talented musicians.
  Watch this if you like music,not only their music but music in general. Observe the band prepare for the gig, watch as Ozzy gets all goofy and stuff and look out for Iommi's previously cut-off fingers.
Must watch this : on a rainy, gloomy Sunday, reminiscing your teenage years. Accompany it with a good burger while you shuffle through your vinyl and CD collection.
Watch this

Sweeping was part of the contract

Slappin' da baez

A-shreddin'

Ich, ein Groupie (1970)

  A gorgeous blonde hippie girl spends a psychedelic night full of sex and drugs with a "rockstar". In the morning, he leaves and she decides to follow his trail in Europe. So, she goes on a euro-trip with her friend. Along the way, she gets into various troubles all inside the craze of her times and blurred by the drugs she is on.
  A Bible in the genre of 70s reminiscing! Erwin C. Dietrich and Jack Hill are the directors in this gem and they don't actually need an introduction ; one is the father of Euro-sleaze and the other is his equivalent American master of grindhouse! There isn't even one weird topic that this film does not deal with.From drug dealing and abusing to psychedelic rock, from biker gangs to Satan worshiping, this movie is a non-stop "romantic" time travel through the age of free sex and uninhibited craziness.
  Ingrid Steeger (they clearly don't make them like that anymore) fits right in as the young hippie who has adventure in her veins! I do love that look in her eyes that, no matter what she goes through, she is always ready for more chances to lose herself in ecstasy! Another surprise were the numerous bands that are heard in the movie's soundtrack and are actually seen performing live in the movie. This is a treasure for early German (and non-German) psychedelic rock lovers!
Must watch this : you will need someone to have sex with after you watch this.So make proper preparations with alcohol and marijuana! Listen to this while having sex afterwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EduW5GDQs. You can thank me later!
This can work as a trailer as I couldn't find one
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065877/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Now that's a huge ass joint!

High

European Hell's Angels

I Drink Your Blood (1970)

  A group of rumbling worshipers of Satan arrives in a small town and sets up business in an old abandoned house. They go on committing random illegal acts, harassing the townsfolk. At some point they rape a local girl and when her grandfather goes after them, they treat him with a good dose of LSD. His grandson , out for revenge, supplies them with pies infected with blood from a rapid dog. Chaos ensues!
  A fine piece of exploitation and a perfect example of grindhouse. Satanism, violence , hippies, drugs and sex all in one hit in this legendary film by David E. Durston. It is definitely not a politically correct film but it isn't too much to take either. Each of its shocking elements is given in the right non-deathly dosage! For a starting exploitation viewer it is a good movie to start the addiction!
  Another good thing is that the cast actually gives an overall good performance ; not too amateur but not too professional either. All portray their characters really well, from the LSD-driven cult leader Indian (?) to the evil kid there is a harmony of evil and degradation!
Must watch this : on a really hot summer day. But, shut the drapes and the let the insufferable heat and sweat take you on this bad LSD trip!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067229/ 

I have gathered you here today to talk about our lord,Satan...

Nobel Prize here I come !

Axe-wielding black dude with rabies! A-what up?