Girls Without Lovers (1975) a.k.a Mädchen Ohne Männer

  A group of young teenage girls attend classes at a boarding school and their favorite one seems to be sexual education. The girls are more than eager to learn and that can be seen as they take homework for their free time...
  I sure love me movies like that. The plot and the story could hardly take a whole page to write and so the film's success is left to the nudity. One of the many sex comedies directed in Switzerland in the 70's, Girls is a film directed by master of the genre Erwin C. Dietrich and promises tons of softcore sex scenes with full frontal. The humor (since it's supposed to be a comedy) is something between sexy jokes and pathetic porn dialogues so if you are down for that it's all good. I am only in for the nudity and the nature scenes so I had a mediocre time!
  Martina Domingo, Uschi Karnat, Ursula Maria Schaefer, Roman Huber and Eric Falk. No wonder for most of the actors this was one of their few films (maybe counted with the fingers of one hand). But, anyway, you know this movie is about the minute you see the poster so don;t fool yourself and expect Oscar-high performances. Only the usual ultra-cheesy, ultra-dirty pointless chit-chat that Europe has to offer!
Must watch this : gather up the dudes and have a hot dog night (more literally than what you might be thinking right now). Grill dozens of sausages, open up them buns, spread with mayo and ketchup and drink down with col Weiss beer. Cool of with that buzzer afterwards.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137740/

Yeah, that's right, sleep my naked angel...

La-la-la, hope I don't get raped here!

Bootycall time!

Swedish Nympho Slaves (1977) a.k.a Die Sklavinnen

  A father and his right hand pay a handful amount of money in order to get back the father's kidnapped daughter. The kidnappers never return the daughter so they kidnap a whorehouse owner whom the police have been trying to get for years. Now it is time for some answers...
  Jess Franco hits again. With Erwin C. Dietrich by his side as a writer and producer, Franco goes big this time as the money flows. Same old cast and same old Franco-style progress guarantee an entertaining plunge into the abyss of sleazy bars and whorehouses, drugs, money and sex. Franco was never a director for whom people would have a certain idea. Same goes here. If you didn't like him anyway, you willhate him for this film. If you liked him, now you will love him.
  Lina Romay is (guess what) the whorehouse master, Madame Arminda, and deals heavily with prostitutes and drugs.Of course, she is naked throughout most of the film. Martine Stedil is the poor daughter who got caught up in the web and a cult Vítor Mendes is her father. Jess Franco appears in this too, as always, as the father's goon. Attention : full frontal nudity or semi-full frontal nudity is profound in this film so watch at your own risk!
Must watch this : on a slow-paced evening, summer or spring. Open your window to let the sounds of the city come in, open up a cheap beer and submerge in this film like you would submerge in a pool with hot, steamy water. After the film, listen to that sick mofo to wake you up from the haze!
Whole Film
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193510/

Okay, I swear I did not leave my kitchen!

I should have never left school

What the fuck am I doing here?

She Devils of the SS (1973) a.k.a Eine Armee Gretchen

  In the end of World War II, German girls start volunteering to serve in the front lines. Their mission is to help not by fighting but by having sex with the "brave" Nazi soldiers. Things are going pretty well until they get really complicated when the Soviet army is marching upon them.
  Erwin C. Dietrich is a real sick bastard! This film is nothing but exploitation of the most offensive kind. Indeed, She Devils of the SS are way more offensive on the matter than most other Nazisploitation film and the reason is that Nazi soldiers are portrayed as good guys! Combine that with sex in the Dietrich way and goofy characters and ta daa!
  I am not going to talk about acting as the film's characters are not ones to remember any other way than "the general", "the blonde", "the brunette with the nice tits"...So, if you were looking for high-class acting, walk away. The effects and costumes,on the other hand, are quite impressive, handled with vivid colors that actually recreate the era's mood!
Must watch this : I would not recommend this for any other reason other than for the experience. So, if you have to watch this, do it with a pint of German Weissbier and a selection of fine sausages, with or without your Nazi mustache on.
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071161/

"Mama, I am going to war" "So why the long face?"

Here, let me show you how it's done

Just a little more upwards, and a little to the right! Perfect!

Der Teufel in Miss Jonas (1976)

  A nymphomaniac is beheaded during a weird ritual and is sent to hell. There, she meets the devil and finds out that she came one day early to her new home. She is sent back to Earth once again but this time it is for one day, and she is out to have all the sex she can get.
  One could expect nothing less from a director such as Erwin C. Dietrich, the master of Eurosleaze. A story straight from a filthy novel, a cast straight from the depths of hell and lots of nude, the European style. Back in its time it was one of the first films to break the full frontal nudity censorship in cinema, so hats off for that. Apart from that historical achievement, the film boasts great sets and amazing photography, all giving it a more lyrical vibe.
  Christa Free is the notorious Miss Jonas and she is so good she can make you feel like you were one of her "victims" and "mistakes". Blending perfectly in the film's red and fiery environment, she is not get exposed. She is the nymphomaniac from hell!
Must watch this :  with a horny girl and a bottle of red wine on a rainy night. Then have sex under the sounds of the unholy Electric Wizard .
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072270/

The high level jury of sexual hell

Lars von Trier my ass!

Miss Jonas please. You are getting my  papers wet

Ich, ein Groupie (1970)

  A gorgeous blonde hippie girl spends a psychedelic night full of sex and drugs with a "rockstar". In the morning, he leaves and she decides to follow his trail in Europe. So, she goes on a euro-trip with her friend. Along the way, she gets into various troubles all inside the craze of her times and blurred by the drugs she is on.
  A Bible in the genre of 70s reminiscing! Erwin C. Dietrich and Jack Hill are the directors in this gem and they don't actually need an introduction ; one is the father of Euro-sleaze and the other is his equivalent American master of grindhouse! There isn't even one weird topic that this film does not deal with.From drug dealing and abusing to psychedelic rock, from biker gangs to Satan worshiping, this movie is a non-stop "romantic" time travel through the age of free sex and uninhibited craziness.
  Ingrid Steeger (they clearly don't make them like that anymore) fits right in as the young hippie who has adventure in her veins! I do love that look in her eyes that, no matter what she goes through, she is always ready for more chances to lose herself in ecstasy! Another surprise were the numerous bands that are heard in the movie's soundtrack and are actually seen performing live in the movie. This is a treasure for early German (and non-German) psychedelic rock lovers!
Must watch this : you will need someone to have sex with after you watch this.So make proper preparations with alcohol and marijuana! Listen to this while having sex afterwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8EduW5GDQs. You can thank me later!
This can work as a trailer as I couldn't find one
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065877/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Now that's a huge ass joint!

High

European Hell's Angels