RocknRolla (2008)

  London mobster Lenny Cole and a Russian "entrepreneur" try to set up a multimillion real estate scam. The accountant of the Russian together with  a small-time street gangster and his gang try to get their share of the loot. Meanwhile, a young rockstar feigns death to increase his albums' sales...
  Guy Ritchie does his thing again.This time it's not the small gangs, the gypsies or the gamblers...This time money goes big, the scams now are multinational and the players are white collar yuppies with just the right-wrong vices. OK, this movie is no Lock, Stock but it also has a great soundtrack and it's ten times better than anything else out there. Plus, it is always nice to see something from the English Tarantino!
  Bad guy actors and a bodacious temptress parade in this film. Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, Thandie Newton, Mark Strong, Tom Hardy, Karel Roden and Toby Kebbell...American badassery translated into the sophisticated but still wild streets of London, bringing a more human touch to the definition of criminals with honor.
Must watch this :  with the dudes, cheap junk food, cheaper beer and good mood. After the film, brainstorm and try to find a way to make easy money with clever scams. Realize that you need big balls for it so just chill with this groovy fucka and daydream of your potential life in riches!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032755/ 

You have a stain on your tie! Got ya!

I like men!

You know, I haven't had sex since Christmas! Prepare!

 

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

  Detective Sherlock Holmes and his (more than) assistant find themselves after a vicious nobleman with a killing intent and an affection for black magic. Soon they will discover that greater forces are in power and in order to save England they will need to do more than they bargained for...
  Guy Ritchie, you sneaky bastard, you have done it again! Combining the British character and essence of this classic novel hero with his own unique directing skills, Guy Ritchie presents us with an excellent depiction of Holmes. Exaggerating at some times, overdoing it at some other times but still the result is totally worth the trouble.
  Robert Downey Jr. as the world famous detective, Sherlock Holmes, may have been the best choice. Downey's overflowing ego and intellect brings a whole new swag for Holmes' legend. In combination with Jude Law, the steady but daring friend and colleague that hold Holmes in one piece. Praise-worthy performance by the entire cast and to the people that worked with settings and costumes. One of the few American films that are not too American!
Must watch this : after a crazy night of partying, fighting and drinking. Get a Bloody Mary (or hair of the dog that bit you), enjoy the film and then proceed to do some gymnastics with that rebellious bastard playing!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/

Fuck, I'm high!

You know, Watson, if you get married I will kill myself !

I told you!

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

  Four friends, weed growers, thugs, hard-case mobsters, gamblers and a debt collector with his son all get mixed up in a complex story of crime and violence. Each group clashes with the other in an attempt to control weed, money and two very expensive antique shotguns.
  Guy Ritchie's first official appearance as a direct certainly does not disappoint. This film works as a prelude to his further work and sets the standards the new-age manly adventure films. A top-notch cast, die-hard dialogues straight from the tough English underground and characters as real as your mother's tits. In my opinion, Guy Ritchie is the English Tarantino, in the dialogue and character section. Judge for yourself.
  Jason Statham's first role and what a role that is. Same deal for the beloved dogface hard-case Vinnie Jones, the debt collector who runs business with his little son. Vas Blackwood, the cult and whacky figure of weed business....Actually the entire cast is a non-stop surprise, with great performances and unique and original characters each leaving their own footprint in this masterpiece.
Must watch this : you will need a joint (or enough alcohol to get slightly drunk) and your English mobster mode on. Watch it with your friends, but the scummy ones, the ones that have been with you in your dirtiest of times and are always down for more fucked-up situations.
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120735/ 

Niggas be tryin' to watch football here

Ironing your weed money....priceless

We should not have had that last round...