Ms.45 (1981)

  A young mute tailor's assistant gets robbed and raped twice in the same day on her way back home. Unable to bear the burden of such emotional distress, she starts killing every man in a spree killing manner that constitutes ,by her standards, a possible threat to any woman out there...
  A decade out the decade it should have been in, Ms. 45 is an early 80's rape-and-revenge thriller that creates an amazing atmosphere. Director Abel Ferrara manages to portray as best as possible all the anxiety and emotional confusion that this woman may have been in and the result is an entertaining mix of thrilling scenes and a smell of psychological filth emanating from somewhere. Definitely, a must-watch for any woman out there or any potential rapist.
  Zoë Lund is indeed stunning as the lead actress and although I don;t find her attractive, I must kneel before her perfect performance. Her vague look and uneasy of movement show a lady that has been through hell but still walks. Albert Sinkys, S. Edward Singer, Peter Yellen and Abel Ferrara himself play the various men that did not know what they were bargaining for.
Must watch this :  with all your feminists friends and their grumpy boyfriends.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082776/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I hit the blunt too hard!

Bitch, you just don't give the back door like that

Da fuck am I doin' here with that hag?

Cannibal Ferox (1981)

  A group of anthropologists take a journey in the jungles of Colombia hoping to prove that the traditional tribes are not cannibals. They stumble upon a band of drug dealers who use the natives to process the coca leaf. When the natives can't take no more, it's time for a bloody revenge...
  Banned in 31 countries until recently, this film is definitely not a treat for the virgin eyes. Umberto Lenzi spares no expenses in making yet another violently shocking cannibal film. The level of gore is more than the average and you get fancy little scenes of random mutilation, torture and some extra violence on animals (the last one is real). It is rightfully considered a classic in its genre but be warned ; if you are used to tomato-style blood in films maybe you are not ready for it yet!
  Giovanni Lombardo Radice, Lorraine De Selle, Danilo Mattei, Zora Kerova and Walter Lucchini. It's not a surprise many of the actors in the cast where billed with a fake name. Not all actors were confident enough to be sure that their name in a film of such gore and violence would not hurt their possible careers. Nevertheless, the Italian finesse (even in such a film) is visible in the actors' performances ; you can sense that beneath the filth and shock lies talent!
Must watch this : we all have our violent anger outbreaks every now and then. If not, then I should better check myself. The point is that during those outbreaks when you really need to strangle a motherfucker, it is better to put this film to play. You won;t be hurting anyone but still you will get he satisfaction that somebody is getting it, real hard and painful!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082700/

So, how about I show you girls this thing I was talking about the other day?

Da fuck did I do last night?

This sure don't look good

For Y'ur Height Only (1981)

  An evil mastermind, Mr. Giant, has kidnapped the very bright scientist Dr. Van Kohler in order to abuse his latest creation and hold the world ransom. The only man out there who can help is the magnificent Agent 00 with his incredible martial arts skills and his 3-foot-tall height...
  Even if this movie is a super funny spoof of the 60's and 70's spy films, it takes itself very seriously. Eddie Nicart's debut as a director and it certainly is not a normal start. Not when you get to direct the adventures of a 3-foot tall karateka and his attempts to save the world. Surprisingly enough, the film manages to create the humorous atmosphere without laughing at the protagonist which is something very tactful to achieve.
  Weng Weng is a true legend in his own world. Despite his miniature size, he managed to go up in fame by  acting in such ultra cheap, ultra cheesy films. Not giving a shit about height and size obstacles, Weng Weng goes through the action scenes as if he was a normal-sized actor and does so with an incredible swag. Plus, he is quite the ladies man, since females like Yehlen Catral goes nuts for his little nuts!
Must watch this : this movie needs a open mind and good mood to enjoy it otherwise you will fall into the trap of taking it seriously. Order some fast food, call up your friends and enjoy with lots of beer on a random September evening!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200642/

Down, bitch!

Shit, my milk will go sour

San Andreas cheat code in almost real life

The House By The Cemetery (1981) a.k.a Quella Villa Accanto Al Cimitero

  Norman Boyle and his family, Bob and Lucy, move in to a new house in New England in which Norman's old colleague murdered his wife. Out for rough new start, a creepy babysitter is hired for Bob, who starts to be friends with Mae, a girl he only sees. When Bob, gets to the basement, the house's dark secrets are about to unfold...
  Borrowing elements from other notable films of the same genre, Lucio Folci manages to put together an interesting piece of Italian supernatural horror. The colors and settings (a mansion is always scary) of the film definitely upgrade the frightful and doomy atmosphere while a carefully executed soundtrack binds it all together. Surely worth its trouble, The House of The Cemetery is a classic in its category and a must see for any dedicated fan.
  Paolo Malco and  Catriona MacColl are the couple who just couldn't listen to their son's objections on moving! Giovanni Frezza is the sweet preschooler with an eye for beautiful dead girls of his age like Silvia Collatina. Ania Pieroni is the babysitter who besides being fucking creepy can easily fulfill any sick fantasies about babysitters!
Must watch this :  in a holiday house in the woods in the middle of nowhere when you are on a trip with your friends! Have a nice day with hiking and stuff but when the night comes be afraid of secrets in the house! Yikes!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082966/

And I just went and bought the most haunted!

I wonder why I can't open the door

Kid's got some balls

Zombie Lake (1981) a.k.a Le Lac des Morts Vivants

  1950s. Somewhere in post-war France, in a small village by a lake, people are starting to get killed once they go swimming or fishing in the lake. Soon, the village folk will find out that German soldiers killed during the WWII and thrown into the lake, are starting to reanimate and spread terror.Why are they turning back to life and how can they save their lives?...
  The overall quality of this film is so bad that it makes the film be actually superb. Jean Rollin directs (he later stated that he really regrets it) in the place of Jess Franco and the cult factor meter goes way too high. With enough nudity to be classified as a softcore flick, this film contains equal amount of super-cheap gore, Nazis and of course a humorous mood of "I don't actually care much". A must see for anyone who is eager to laugh!
  The absence of a serious plot and film progress does not let many of the actors portray their real talent, if any. However, Howard Vernon stands out for his unique style of acting and for being a usual underground personality which we enjoy to see!
Must watch this : with a bottle of sweet red wine, a selection of cheese and charcuterie and some tobacco. Blend with a fine company of your choice.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081027/

Can you not get a fucking room?

Yeahi, skinny dipping in the lake

Be good to your parents and study hard, mkay?

Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark (1981)

  Indiana Jones, famous archeologist and world adventurer, is hired by the U.S government in order to execute a hard mission; he has to find the Ark of the Covenant and has to do so before the Nazis. The search is on and everyone wants his head and the power of the Ark...
  Steven Spielberg hits hard with this classic fantasy adventure. At the peak of his long career, Spielberg was not afraid to take small risks to get his way into the mood that he thought was best. And the result is far more than averagely pleasing. Good doses of cheesy and macho humor, fast-pacing action with a nerdy feel to it and lots of exotic places. The best to take your mind away.
  Young Harrison Ford works well in the shoes of Indiana Jones while achieving an easy-breezy machoism with a careless, adventurous Don Juan vibe to it. Karen Allen suits Ford just fine as the raunchy feminist with a crush for Jones. Basically, the movie revolves almost entirely around them so there is not much space for other characters. 
Must watch this : on a boring and extremely hot summer day, when your responsibilities won't let you escape reality. Make yourself a Mojito (or 2 or 3), sit back and enjoy all the exotic places!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082971/ 

Scientifically proven, bitches be crazy!

Please tell me it's at least kush!

Surprise, motherfuckers!

Escape From New York (1981)

  1997. New York has been turned into the biggest maximum security prison in the world. The President's plane crashes into New York and he is held hostage by a group of criminals who demand better imprisonment conditions. There is only one man who can enter this prison and get out alive and that is Snake Plissken...
  You can tell it's the 80's by the way the are dressed and you sure gotta love the weird charm of it! Another fine addition in the Sci-Fi genre by master John Carpenter. Dystopian situations, oppressive and corrupt government officials,a prison city run by a respected criminal and his team of weirdly dressed henchmen, a classic son of a bitch/hero and lots of 80's freakiness.
  All-star male cast parading in this film! Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Kurt Russell and Isaac Hayes! The  General, the Taxi Driver, the Snake and the Duke. Too bad Kurt Russell's performance isn't as good as the others' or the level would have been much higher. But we don't care much, right? Especially when we have such a great story and violent 80's action? No sir, we don't!
Must watch this : the day before your country's elections. Grab a beer and watch this with the dudes. The next day remember that all politicians are crooked and vote as you must. Start a fight with the policemen standing outside the voting center just because you feel like it!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

-Nice earring, General! - Thank you, lieutenant. Your mother picked it up for me!

Tell that bitch behind me to make me a nice juicy steak! Now!

The Duke abides!