Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders (1989)

  Flesh Gordon is abducted by a group of cheerleaders who want him to help them with a problem ; their planet is polluted by radiation that  makes their men impotent. Evil Presence is responsible for all these and has an evil master plan. Can Flesh Gordon help in any way?
  Hands down the worst film I have ever seen! Take it each way you want ; by means of story, special effects,plot, acting this film sucks major ass! Director Howard Ziehm's career ended with that film and it goes without saying that it was necessary. Poor but imaginative scatological humor, an ocean of sex jokes and tons of tits and ass are what this film is all about. Come to think about it, it is not that bad after all!
  I shall save the lines that I would spare for the actors (I don't think they deserve any) and I will make fun of certain ridiculous moments in the film. A spaceship running on chicken energy, a "cockball" game (or whatever), the ridiculous names and everything (Dr.Jerkof, Robunda Hooters), a chicken smoking a cigarette, the Mammary Mountains...Fuck my brain is dead already.
Must watch this : DO NOT WATCH THIS! But if your mind is as sick as mine watch it just for the fun on a random boring afternoon with a cappuccino. A film is never bad when there are naked ladies in it! Come back to your senses with that twerk-inducing shit !
Trailer in German
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097365/

Galactic Orgy

This band is shit

The only he got from the shooting of this film

Blazing Saddles (1974)

  The railway has to pass through an old rusty city and in order to scare the citizens, a corrupt political boss appoints a black sheriff hoping that the audacity will create anarchy. Unluckily for him, the new black sheriff teams up with the Waco Kid and they only mean business...
  Mel Brooks directs and plays in this whacky parody/spoof of old western movies. Being  a spoof, this movie has even more cliches than a normal western movie (sheriff, gangs, guns, saloon women etc) but all of them are satirized, sometimes crudely sometimes smoothly. The overall result is an easy-breezy western parody that makes a good laugh and gives a good mood!
  Cleavon Little plays the notorious black sheriff-pimp and Gene Wilder is his old gun legend friend, the Waco Kid. On the other side, there is Harvey Korman, the slimy corrupt politician, Slim Pickens as his stupid right hand and Mel Brooks, the ever-horny governor who was elected to fuck and not to read. Of course, we can't forget Madeline Kahn who finds her master in Bart's face!
Must watch this : watch it alone on hot summer morning with your coffee and breakfast. Start your day positively and then head directly to the beach and continue blazin'.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/

Nobody moves...I just shat myself.

Please, people maintain your cattle!

Whoever loses is an immigrant!

Flesh Gordon (1974)

  Planet Porno's leader, Emperor Wang the Perverted, sends his "Sex Ray" towards Earth in order to turn everyone into hypersexual. There is only one man who can stop him and that is Flesh Gordon with the help of his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff. The three saviors embark on a journey to the center of the "Sex Ray", unaware of the dangers...
  That must one of the first sex parodies out there. Michael Benveniste and Howard Ziehm join forces and bring us this "masterpiece" of exaggerated sexual comedy. Almost every scene was copied from the Flash Gordon series and was bathed in exploitation before it was chosen to be in the film. Filled with nudity and campy humor, this film is definitely not for anyone out there. Ask yourself who you are before you watch it!
  Jason Williams plays Flesh Gordon, Suzanne Fields is his girlfriend, Joseph Hudginsis Dr. Jerkoff (he must have been Russian I presume) and William Dennis Hunt is Emperor Wang. Candy Samples even makes an appearance along with other half or fully nude women. The overall idea of acting is something like watching a not so good Youtube video parody so make your assumptions likewise. If it lights your fire, then feel free to get burned! 
Must watch this: alone or with your open-minded girlfriend or with an open-minded friend. Either way, have a good laugh with a good beer and a good pizza but make sure to get out your house after the film. Otherwise, consider yourself weird!
Trailer

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/

The world's biggest dong

That was a dick move...

Hush, you'll be a woman soon...

Monster Beach Party A-Go-Go (2009)

  An all-girl rock band, The Violas, encounter some van trouble on their way to a show. Stuck in a small beach community with no money until the mechanic fixes the issue, they agree to play for his annual beach party. What they do not know is that there are some strange stuff goin' on there...
  Jay Edwards directs this comedy/parody/50's reminiscing film. 50 years ago this story would have been an instant classic, with its rock n' roll, the female power and the cheap monsters and all! In our days ,though , it is downright pathetically hilarious. But that will not be a problem to the trained underground lover. What this movie lacks in its authenticity, it pays out in great costumes and sets and feel-good mood.
  Acting may seem strange and bad here but that is not the case. Successfully or not, the actors have tried to portray their characters the way 50's actors would have, with all the cheesiness and American poise. So, they are actors playing 50's actors playing their roles! You get some extra cheerful and twisty rock n' roll to seal the deal, too!
Must watch this: on a hot summer day, when you have nothing to do and you don't plan on doing much either. Put this on, pour yourself some top-notch milkshake and let the waves take you to monster island.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1458939/

Say now, you got any LSD on you so we can have a tripped-out orgy?

Hard is the life a policeman

I am not falling for that again, Scott