Razorback (1984)

  A gigantic wild boar terrorizes the Australian outback. An old man whose grandson was killed by the boar devotes the rest of his life in finding and killing it. When an American activist journalist gets killed by the boar, her husband will team up with the old man in order to kill it...
  Russel Mulcahy before he gave life to the Highlander, worked on this little gem right here. This film is a grabber from the start ; it starts good, follows up good and stays this way to the end. And rightly so. I mean, how can any movie fail if it has all the essentials in it? Huge-ass monsters? Check. An haunting background environment? Check. Psychotic characters? Check. Hot Australian babes? Only one but she sure is a treat!
  Bill Kerr is the real protagonist here, if you ask me. His menace and passion to clear his name and revenge his grandson are lyrical and so is his death. Gregory Harrison, on the other hand, is too gay to survive in the Australian desert. But, surprise surprise he stays alive and manages to slay the boar and the two lunatics, Chris Haywood and Arkie Whiteley. And he gets the girl, Arkie Whiteley, just days after his wife gets killed. Where's your grief, asshole?
Must watch this : try to find some kangaroo meat (all the Australians skip this) and barbeque the shit out of the fucker no matter how hard your vegetarian friends protest. Get a six pack of Bundaberg Ginger Beers and enjoy this film like a true Australian hillbilly with your friends.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087981/?ref_=nv_sr_1

The Roadrunner was here

Bacon comes back to kill you.

Where all the stray dogs go in "civilized" countries!

Bachelor Party (1984)

  Rick Gassko is what you would define a devoted womanizer ; never cares too much about anything, always finds an opportunity to flirt and is always talking about women with his gang. When he decides to get married, his friends organize his bachelor party where he has to prove his loyalty and how serious he can be...
  Around a decade before movies about male friends and casual sex adventures started being catchy, Bachelor Party innocently set the standards! Neal Israel hasn't done such a great job (for a comedy about guys it could have been much funnier) but he took the tradition of the bachelor party and stretched to every extend to see which aspect can be humorous and which can't. The outcome is a casual 105 minutes of slapstick humor and lame puns which in the end leaves a smile on the viewer's face.
  Tom Hanks in his early steps is quite something. His energy and moves show a great bursting character and in the case of this film here, he appears as immature as the role wants him to be. His brother, William Tepper, is as iconic as he is and Tawny Kitaen is the lucky lady who gets to marry him. The rest of the gang is
Barry Diamond, Gary Grossman, Gradford Bancroft, Michael Dudikoff and Adrian Zmed and they are all out to get what hey have waited for so many years. Booze and hookers is the law!
Must watch this : when the most idiot of your friends decides to get married first (you know who that is even before that happens) from the gang. Get ideas about his bachelor party and no matter how much he protests against it, make this party one to be remembered! Just in case, make sure get the strippers' and hookers' phone number!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086927/

Family jewels

Ghandi's girls be practicing the Kama Sutra, partner

When a girl comes in at the party

A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

  A group of teenagers in a small American town start having very vivid nightmares. They discover that all of them dream of the same man, a slim figure with a burned face and blades on his fingers. When the dreams start getting too real, the truth must come out...
  Wes Craven was already a known reference in his genre when directed this classic film. Exploiting the scary realm of dreams, this film builds up a fantastic atmosphere with thrilling action and lots of blood all along the way. The horror essence of this film lies beautifully on making you think what if it happened to you and it is probably why it was so successful!
  Young Johnny Depp in his big early steps along with Heather Langenkamp, Amanda Wyss and some other people. The acting is somewhat disappointing (for my taste), especially when you get a story like that to acto on. Classic American acting with no sharp edges or waves, just what you paid for ! But don't let that draw you off this film. It is worth the time anyway!
Must watch this : with the entire year from your high school as part of reunion. When everyone remembers how making out feels like, you will get your chance to kill everyone you didn't like back then. Hue hue hue hue!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087800/

Who der?

I need a manicure so badly!

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hammered

Children of the Corn (1984)

  A young couple heading to California to spend some quality time has a weird car accident ; they hit a boy who seems to be already killed. They take the boy to the nearest town, that seems to be abandoned, and try to find a way to solve their situation. But, they are about to find to find the town's deadly secret and no grown up has ever lived to tell it...
  First film by director Fritz Kiersch and an absurd one for sure. Based on a story by notorious Stephen King, this film has everything an American 80's horror film has to boast. Gloomy environment, characters with dark secrets, small town urban legends and lots of sequels! If you like Stephen King, it's a must, if you like horror films,it's a must.
  Linda Hamilton and Peter Horton are the main characters in this film, playing the couple that got stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time. Courtney Gains plays evil Malachai and he is actually impressive with his kid preacher attitude and all. I guess King has a thing for Christina crazies and stuff, huh?
Must watch this : with a bowl full of sweet corn (sic) and an icy cold beer. Watch it on a specially boring summer day.
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087050/ 

And then I said "Sure, boss. I am sick"

They took our jobs...

Da fuck is this?

 

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

  Billy witnesses his parents getting murdered by a killer dressed in a Santa Claus costume. He grows up at a Catholic orphanage and by the time he turns 18 it is time to get his first job and walk on his own two feet. All seems to go well until Billy's trauma with Christmas and Santa Claus breaks out, turning him into a spree killer!
  Charles E. Sellier Jr. may have had a short career as a director but this film was a instant classic. Raising all kinds of ruckus by the time it went out, this film grabs the essence and vibe of Christmas by the nuts and turns it completely the other way. Inspiring scenery, unbeatable 80's mood, interesting characters and of course the usual in slasher films, tits!
  Robert Brian Wilson nails the part of seemingly-angel-but-about-to-knife-you kind of orphan kid who simply doesn't dig Christmas. Toni Nero is the violated victim that caused Billy's real personality to come out. Lilyan Chauvin is the bitch Mother Superior who abused Billy and Gilmer McCormick is Sister Margaret, who unlike her superior was good to him.
Must watch this : during the season right before Christmas, on the coldest day with a cup of relaxing herbal tea. Take a knife from your kitchen and play with it during the film.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088117/

Put in some gummy bears too. I like gummy bears.

Can I axe you something?

Ain't no one who can fuck with Santa,kids.