Brüno (2009)

  Brüno is a gay Austrian tele-persona. After a dramatic change in his luck, his career in Europe is ruined and he decides to travel to America and challenge his potentials there. Almost alone, Brüno will face the "hard" side of America but will find his way in the end...
  After Borat's great success (hate it or love it, Borat really changed something in what we call comedy today), Larry Charles and Cohen went on and tried out a second social experiment. The target is again the puritan America and this time the bait for ridicule is homosexuality and social acceptance. But of course, you don't expect anything medium when Cohen gets in the way ; only a good drop of the extreme stuff!
  Cohen's talent to fully adapt and delve deeper into his roles is amazing. This is what an actor should anyway but such devotion is rare in our days, no matter how goofy or serious the character is. Cohen manages to project that awkward gay vie that makes all homophobes shake with anger. Ain't that something! Kudos to Gustaf Hammarsten and Clifford Bañagale for some of the most politically incorrect and awkward humorous scenes I've ever seen. Cycling anyone?!
Must watch this : with an open mind. If you feel that you will be offended by homosexuality, you may as well get past this. This could offend both homosexuals and homophobes at the same time! In any other case, make yourself a Cosmopolitan and enjoy this with long, slim cigarettes! Classy!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889583/

When a skunk hits on your man

I offer my ass for peace between you

Please use a condom

Filth (2013)

  Bruce is not your average cop. A strange case of murder and trouble is worrying Scotland and  Bruce is assigned on the case. Naturally, this would be standard procedure if it wasn't for Bruce's drinking, whoring around and drub abuse. Just when the case is about to unfold, Bruce's secret life is revealed...
  Jon S. Baird seems to be walking steadily towards a worldwide fame and he does that with a special ease too. Really remarkable job on this film , which seems to be his serious debut. Intense scenes, even more intense dialogues and great photography help the story of this film evolve beautifully into the fairy tale of debauchery it is. A filthy movie indeed.
  James McAvoy is the only reason you will eventually watch this movie. Not that the other actors are of less importance but McAvoy grabs his role by the balls so hard that no space is left for other characters to show their existence. This is both meant in the good and the bad way. But eventually, McAvoy is so powerful in his acting that leaves you with no need or question about any other character in this film!
Must watch this : after a series of extreme parties. Make a cup of hot chocolate and after the film, regret (or maybe not) all the stupid stuff you've done. Curl up in a corner and contemplate where your life is going! But remember, "Same rules apply"...
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1450321/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

What do you mean you forgot the stuff back home?

Hello! Is this Horny Moaning Myrtle?

Don't ask no questions...and I won't tell you no lies

The Party (1968)

  A goofy Indian actor gets accidentally invited to a Hollywood producer's house party. Trying to play it cool and mingle, Mr. Bakshi just can't lets a night pass without getting into trouble and eventually ruins a very posh and expensive party!
  This was one of my favorite films while I was growing up. I was introduced to the genius of Peter Sellers by ym father and ever since then a year does not pass by without me devoting a special day for watching it and grooving with 60's vibes. Blake Edwards knows exactly what his job is and that can seem throughout the film ; escalating humorous scenes with perfectly planned pace, necessary musical breaks and well-studied on-spot sarcasm. Just the way a good fish-out-of-water comedy should be!
  To praise Sellers, my father always said that you can judge a comedian not by the way he speaks his lines but by his talent to make you laugh without saying one word. Check out his movements and everything and he will seem even funnier than before. Of course, the rest of the cast helps too. Drunk waiter Steven Franken, honey-bunny Claudine Longet and party host Herbert Ellis. If you don't end up saying "Birdy Num Num" all the time after the film, then you have not watched it properly!
Must watch this : with a ridiculously colorful cocktail in hand after you have relaxed with some sitar-jazz-experimental 60s rock. Someday, have your kid watch this and tell him what a comedian used to be!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063415/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Dat Ass !

No, you ruined the hashbutter!

Dan Bilzerian of the late 60's

Secretary (2002)

  A young girl with psychological issues leaves the mental hospital and starts looking for a job. When she gets a position at Mr. Grey's office as his secretary, she starts finding out her boss's masochist nature. Instead of leaving, she falls in love with him and his extreme vices...
  Many years before the Fifty Shades of Shit craze hit our women, this film seemed to pioneer this movement. Even the main male character's name is Grey. They say steal from the best but certainly someone overdid it. Anyway, the film is actually a very good one with all the saucy elements given in a more humorous way and still in the end love prevails all vices, or at least it's combined. Kudos to Steven Shainberg for the great work and for marketing the issue of BDSM so good it convinced me to try it out!
  Both two main characters are played by two very suitable actors. James Spader looks exactly like the guy you wouldn't expect to torture and dominate his women ; handsome, somewhat socially successful but still his eyes hide a very twisted sexuality. Maggie Gyllenhaal is stunning ; she manages to portray something psychologically wrong inside her but still be very sexy without having to be naked!
Must watch this : with your girlfriend in order to convince to try some of that shit in this movie. It's a nice experiment!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/?ref_=nv_sr_2

So hot. Literally!

Mail this to your mother now!

Eyes wide slut

The Graduate (1967)

  College graduate Benjamin finds himself in a messy and confusing summer when he starts a sexual relationship with much older Mrs. Robinson. Things get real messed up when Benjamin begins to fall in love with Elaine, Mrs. Robinson's daughter...
  Before watching this film, I was expecting to see something like "Hot mature woman artistically seduces young guy-Hot sex". In reality, it was 30 minutes of that and the rest 90 minutes it was a vast trip into the confused mind of Benjamin. Mike Nichols avoids the trap his own film placed and draws a beautiful painting of what it is to be a young person about to start your own life. A little bit of booze,a little bit of sex, alittle bit of drugs abut after that, what is there?!
  Dustin Hoffman hits the nail on the head. He manages to portray his character too goo. One time he is a horny college boy who just graduated and then he finally starts becoming a man and takes a life-changing decision. Katharine Ross is the equally lost girl he chooses and Anne Bancroft is her mother who got a taste of the honey before giving it to her daughter. I would have chosen the mother but then again what do I know?!
Must watch this : with your hot mature neighbor from next door. Ask for help with a recipe and let her seduce in her kitchen! Then eat the meal she so beautifully cooked.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061722/

My friend's hot mom

So, what are we doing today? Teacher-student?

Wedding crusher-ed

Toy Story (1995)

  Woody, a cowboy doll sees his life as Andy's toy getting out of control as Andy gets a new toy for his birthday ; an amazing new spaceman figure, Buzz. And if that wasn't enough, Andy is moving out and Woody has to make sure he remains his favorite toy...
  John Lasseter, devoted to the animation genre is responsible for the first cinema craze that swept over many kids back in 1995 and I am glad to be one of them. The concept of Toy Story to this day has me amazed, as even now the chance of toys communicating with each other and collaborating strikes me as utterly unreal. And it's even more thrilling (especially as a kid) when these toys have unique personalities, they are goofy and funny and have strong friendship bonds and sworn enemies. 
  Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles and many other well-known actors give life and their voices to the characters of Toy Story and the result is really something. The humor throughout the film is appropriate not only for kids but also for adults who can find saucy spots! Now that I think of it, maybe I should watch again all the films I liked a kid. Maybe there's more saucy spots hiding from my lost innocent mind!
Must watch this : if you are a kid, nag to your parents to let you watch this (again if you already have) and watch it again when you hit 18. If you're grown up (my condolences), watch it again with your primary school friends from the days of yore. In each case, after the film go to McDonald's for a Kids Menu and get nasty with ringing doorbells and running away.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114709/

General Mc Douche speaking...Over!

And then he proceeded to take down his pants...

Suuuuper high and dry

Bean (1997)

  Mr. Bean has a rather useless position in the Royal National Gallery. When a very important painting needs to be escorted to the United States, the board of the Gallery decides to send him along only to get rid of him. Now, Mr. Bean is another country's problem...
  Among the few films directed by Mel Smith stand Mr. Bean's break into the big screen. Smith pays attention to the earlier series starring the character and tries to create an atmosphere as original as the series. That's why many of the gimmicks in the film have previously appeared (differently) in the series. The result is a high-class comedy drenched in awkward British humor that you surely can't help but laugh with.
  Little can be written in account of Rowan Atkinson that had snot been written before so it's better to let the film talk about him. Peter MacNicol, his supporting character shows great spirit and brings some good laughs in his moments of total nervous breakdown. Oh yeah, and there's also Pamela Reed being a total bitch about everything!
Must watch this : High !!!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118689/

Art appreciator in work

Jizz in my pants

Who want this?

21 Jump Street (2012)

  Two goofy and ever-failing cops are assigned on a secret mission ; they are to infiltrate a high school as students and put a stop to the rise of a new and dangerous drug that has been making its way to the kids...
  All right, you got me. This is too modern to be considered cult but I beg to differ! Given its cult past already (it used to be a series starring Johnny Depp in the days of yore), 21 Jump Street has all it takes to make it as a classic cult stoner comedy and it should as it is one of the few American comedy films that made me laugh recently. Hats off to directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller for that sixpack-making combination. Drugs? Plenty. Boobs? Could be more. Cheesy humor?Duh! Carefree vibes? Count me in!
  It's nice to see Channing Tatum in something else other than his usual cute-face bullshit. OK, it's not that he changed his career with this film but at least he can take some comedy lessons by not-so-fat-anymore Jonah Hill. The addition of Ice Cube elevates the level of the film and so does that of Dave Franco, Rob Riggle,
Brie Larson and a cameo from Johnny Depp as the a cult reference!
Must watch this : roll a fat one and enjoy this film with the dudes. Laugh your ass off during the Phases scene and cool off with that fucker afterwards.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1232829/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Hands down, best shit I've ever smoked. And I'm from Compton

The chief said it. That shit is dope

Just don't hurt the pinatas. They got feelings too, man!

Borat (2006)

  Borat Sagdiyev, a journalist from Kazakhstan is sent to the United States by his government in order to document his interactions with the locals and bring back useful cultural tips to help his country's progress and social development...
  With his first appearance being on the great Ali G, Borat finally got his movie in 2006. Breaking all moral and social border, Larry Charles and Sacha Baron Cohen present a film that seems to be jumping from a mockumentary to a scripted comedy every 5 minutes. Apparently, most of the gimmicks in the movie were unscripted and that's why this film holds a great list of lawsuits, even from the government of Kazakhstan. Being so raw and utterly offensive, Borat finally gets his message through, proving that the captivity in which we have let ourselves in simply derives from our pretense!
  Simply Sacha Baron Cohen and Ken Davitian and lots of of unaware American people. The shocker and the mocker of the tricks these two pull in public are stunning and awkwardly funny with a special interest in racist jokes pointed to Jews.You gotta love this film just for that!
Must watch this : order from the best Kebab place in your town and watch this with your friends and the fog of heavy garlic and spices that will gather in the air.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/

I got MTV too!

Tell me niggas, who's got the sugar?

But Jesus was Jew too?

Dark Shadows (2012)

  Barnabas Collins, an imprisoned vampire doomed to eternal life, is woken up after a 200-year sleep.  He returns to what his family's house only to find his descendants having dishonored the family name. Trying to set things right, he meets again the woman that cursed him and she once more tries to stop him from finding true love...
  Tim Burton revives a long forgotten television series by the same name that made it big between 1966 and 1971. Being the amazing storyteller that he is, it must have been a piece of cake for Burton to direct this and this is meant both good and bad. For one thing, Dark Shadows is a fun gothicee film with all the right touiches of cult references and a cool soundtrack but at some points it gets too Hollywood even for Burton. Still though, it surely won't make you feel you lost your time!
  Where there's Burton, there's always a hint of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter and this film is no exception. Depp stars as the dusty vampire trying to settle in the confusing present, Bella Heathcote plays the girl who will make him fall in love again but Eva Green has other plans for that. Helena Bonham Carter, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonny Lee Miller, Chloë Grace Moretz (dayum) and Gulliver McGrath fill up the rest of the seats on this crazy train!
Must watch this : you should have watched it in the cinema theaters. But if you lost that chance, you can still watch it on DVD on the first rainy days of autumn with a cup of herbal tea or Glühwein.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1077368/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Boo, you whore!

That's so fuckin' deep man

Fresh meat

Rango (2011)

  Rango, an "ordinary" pet chameleon, finds himself in the Mojave desert, in the town of Dirt, after an accident.For the first time, Rango gets to interact with other living creatures and has to find his true identity while trying to put an end in the misery of his fellow townspeople.
  Gore Verbinski's previous is indeed a bit on the childish side but this film, however juvenile it may seem it holds some serious lessons for adults in it. Through beautiful, fully-digitized animation techniques, Rango manages to get through his messages and create a good-vibe atmosphere for both kids and grown-ups. Extra points for the cheesy old Western films references!
  Johnny Depp in yet another one of his roles as an aloof and weird personality. He is quite enjoyable as the goofy lizard trying to pose as a real man-lizard and so is the rest of the cast; Isla Fisher, Ned Beatty, Alfred Molina, Bill Nighy and Stephen Root. It's also amazing in these films that each character gets to look like the actor-actress that gives their voice for this character. I guess technology never seizes to amaze me.
Must watch this : alone or with your friends for some quality time! Spend time to make a good dish and enjoy with the film and a cold Desperado beer.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1192628/?ref_=nv_sr_1

It wasn't me!

Lizard Van Gogh

10$ love you long time

Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders (1989)

  Flesh Gordon is abducted by a group of cheerleaders who want him to help them with a problem ; their planet is polluted by radiation that  makes their men impotent. Evil Presence is responsible for all these and has an evil master plan. Can Flesh Gordon help in any way?
  Hands down the worst film I have ever seen! Take it each way you want ; by means of story, special effects,plot, acting this film sucks major ass! Director Howard Ziehm's career ended with that film and it goes without saying that it was necessary. Poor but imaginative scatological humor, an ocean of sex jokes and tons of tits and ass are what this film is all about. Come to think about it, it is not that bad after all!
  I shall save the lines that I would spare for the actors (I don't think they deserve any) and I will make fun of certain ridiculous moments in the film. A spaceship running on chicken energy, a "cockball" game (or whatever), the ridiculous names and everything (Dr.Jerkof, Robunda Hooters), a chicken smoking a cigarette, the Mammary Mountains...Fuck my brain is dead already.
Must watch this : DO NOT WATCH THIS! But if your mind is as sick as mine watch it just for the fun on a random boring afternoon with a cappuccino. A film is never bad when there are naked ladies in it! Come back to your senses with that twerk-inducing shit !
Trailer in German
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097365/

Galactic Orgy

This band is shit

The only he got from the shooting of this film

Killer Party (1986)

  Three college girl friends decide to join a sorority. After they face their challenges and get admitted, they organize a party in a forbidden frat building where many years ago a member of a fraternity was "accidentally" killed. Out to have fun, no one will believe what is coming for them...
  This one flick here is a classic 80's slasher but with a bit of twist. William Fruet decides to walk off the beaten path and combines serial killers with demon possession. I can't say I was not impressed as the result is quite fascinating but I have got to protest against two deficiencies ; gore and nudity. In my dictionary, slasher films have plenty of gore which this film lacks and all the female cast at one point or another gets half naked at least once, something which only happens in one scene! Were it not for these two, we would be talking about a very good slasher with the guts to be a classic!
  Because the female cast is so beautiful, that is why is more pity that they are not nude! Meet Joanna Johnson, the ever-frightened college girl who gets possessed, and Elaine Wilkes and Sherry Willis-Burch as her best friends. Personally, I fell in love with Willis-Burchbut it was no good anyway ; she lost her legs anyway!
Must watch this : this one calls for nacho-covered french fries and huge-ass burgers! Invite your girl and watch it together on a random autumn night.
Segment
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091338/

College life

Is this the set for Swamp Thing?

Ehmm.guys, I think I changed the gravity