Love Camp 7 (1969)

  Two female U.S Army undercover agents are sent to a concentration camp where a scientist is believed to be held prisoner. Little do they know that this camp is not like any other Nazi camp but a what seems to be a brothel for the SS...
  OK, it's Lee Frost. You shouldn't have expected anything less or anything more. The usual sleaze hits a new soft target and everything actually goes far better than expected. Nazi soldiers getting it on with captured women may be one of the sickest topics I've ever heard and that seems even filthier when a film about that is totally non serious.That's exploitation, everybody ; the use of what's upsetting you given in a humorous way.
  Bob Cresse, Maria Lease, Kathy Williams, Rodger Steel, Bruce Kimball and a bunch of skinny, undernourished naked girls. You really shouldn't expect much but I guess you probably knew that the moment you read the title. Even so , Bruce Kimball manages to make a difference and make one hell of a cult Nazi prison manager. His slimy face and expressions are great and produce real cult essence.
Must watch this : on a random day. This film holds no need for special occasions but guarantees fun nonetheless. Enjoy with a cold beer.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063242/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I didn't sign up for this

Mein snitzel will burst

Nazi : the untold story

Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders (1989)

  Flesh Gordon is abducted by a group of cheerleaders who want him to help them with a problem ; their planet is polluted by radiation that  makes their men impotent. Evil Presence is responsible for all these and has an evil master plan. Can Flesh Gordon help in any way?
  Hands down the worst film I have ever seen! Take it each way you want ; by means of story, special effects,plot, acting this film sucks major ass! Director Howard Ziehm's career ended with that film and it goes without saying that it was necessary. Poor but imaginative scatological humor, an ocean of sex jokes and tons of tits and ass are what this film is all about. Come to think about it, it is not that bad after all!
  I shall save the lines that I would spare for the actors (I don't think they deserve any) and I will make fun of certain ridiculous moments in the film. A spaceship running on chicken energy, a "cockball" game (or whatever), the ridiculous names and everything (Dr.Jerkof, Robunda Hooters), a chicken smoking a cigarette, the Mammary Mountains...Fuck my brain is dead already.
Must watch this : DO NOT WATCH THIS! But if your mind is as sick as mine watch it just for the fun on a random boring afternoon with a cappuccino. A film is never bad when there are naked ladies in it! Come back to your senses with that twerk-inducing shit !
Trailer in German
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097365/

Galactic Orgy

This band is shit

The only he got from the shooting of this film

Capriccio (1987)

  An American couple who met each other during the World War II, they return to the island Capri for vacation. The failures in their marriage force them to search for their past love affairs with whom they had both kept contact. When these fail too, they understand they are meant for each other...
  This is not one of Tinto Brass' best films but it's still very good and much better than most of the classic romantic films we know. Stepping far away from the romantic formula, this film even dares to walk in pornographic paths that may deceit the amateur viewer so as to appear as just porn. The story and the intense dialogues together with an amazing cinematography prove the complete opposite.
  Just like any lewd director is supposed to do, Tinto Brass chooses only the best and the better looking actors and actresses he can and in this film he maintains to do so. Nicola Warren, Andy J. Forest, Francesca Dellera, Isabella Biagini and Vittorio Caprioli all dance a dance of extreme erotic emotions and situations that tingle the amorous neurons of your brain!
Must watch this :  on a rainy boring November afternoon. Make yourself an espresso con panna, grab a hot and steamy chocolate croissant and enjoy this film alone. Tinto gives lessons as to how love and sex should be!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092720/

#instadick

Yeah, and that's kind of how I created the first phone...

Da fuck old man?

Girls Without Lovers (1975) a.k.a Mädchen Ohne Männer

  A group of young teenage girls attend classes at a boarding school and their favorite one seems to be sexual education. The girls are more than eager to learn and that can be seen as they take homework for their free time...
  I sure love me movies like that. The plot and the story could hardly take a whole page to write and so the film's success is left to the nudity. One of the many sex comedies directed in Switzerland in the 70's, Girls is a film directed by master of the genre Erwin C. Dietrich and promises tons of softcore sex scenes with full frontal. The humor (since it's supposed to be a comedy) is something between sexy jokes and pathetic porn dialogues so if you are down for that it's all good. I am only in for the nudity and the nature scenes so I had a mediocre time!
  Martina Domingo, Uschi Karnat, Ursula Maria Schaefer, Roman Huber and Eric Falk. No wonder for most of the actors this was one of their few films (maybe counted with the fingers of one hand). But, anyway, you know this movie is about the minute you see the poster so don;t fool yourself and expect Oscar-high performances. Only the usual ultra-cheesy, ultra-dirty pointless chit-chat that Europe has to offer!
Must watch this : gather up the dudes and have a hot dog night (more literally than what you might be thinking right now). Grill dozens of sausages, open up them buns, spread with mayo and ketchup and drink down with col Weiss beer. Cool of with that buzzer afterwards.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137740/

Yeah, that's right, sleep my naked angel...

La-la-la, hope I don't get raped here!

Bootycall time!

Hideout in the Sun (1960)

  The Martin brothers have just robbed a bank and in their attempt to get away unnoticed, they are forced to take young Dorothy hostage. They soon find out that Dorothy is a member of a nudist country club and they force her to take them there in order to stay low...
  Doris Wishman's break into sexploitation and the one that put her on the map as the genre's master. This film was a lost legend as the distributor died in jail and so it took many years to reappear and shake the calm waters of cinema again. Besides these fun facts, Hideout in the Sun follows the same old tested and guaranteed plot progress of almost any film like it out there. Tits and nudity as much as the laws permitted and a smooth jazzy soundtrack!
  A major minus (but also a plus) in Wishman's films is that all actors are muted and the voices are dubbed over. This gives an extra chance to the viewer to discover how shitty acting was in those circles and laugh a time or two at the irony of the monologues throughout the film. Criticism aside, hats off to Greg Conrad, Dolores Carlos and Earl Bauer as it takes real balls to play in a movie like that and know that you are remembered for it!
Must watch this : the only way movies of this sort were meant to be watched ; dudes, booze, cigars and hairy conversations (nagging mostly) on subjects of higher intellectual standards.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053908/

I got a kilo of cocaine and two dead hookers in the trunk. Just the usual

Please nod if the guy next to me is totally naked. I can't look

Naked Village has been breached. I repeat. Naked Village has been breached

Zombie Lake (1981) a.k.a Le Lac des Morts Vivants

  1950s. Somewhere in post-war France, in a small village by a lake, people are starting to get killed once they go swimming or fishing in the lake. Soon, the village folk will find out that German soldiers killed during the WWII and thrown into the lake, are starting to reanimate and spread terror.Why are they turning back to life and how can they save their lives?...
  The overall quality of this film is so bad that it makes the film be actually superb. Jean Rollin directs (he later stated that he really regrets it) in the place of Jess Franco and the cult factor meter goes way too high. With enough nudity to be classified as a softcore flick, this film contains equal amount of super-cheap gore, Nazis and of course a humorous mood of "I don't actually care much". A must see for anyone who is eager to laugh!
  The absence of a serious plot and film progress does not let many of the actors portray their real talent, if any. However, Howard Vernon stands out for his unique style of acting and for being a usual underground personality which we enjoy to see!
Must watch this : with a bottle of sweet red wine, a selection of cheese and charcuterie and some tobacco. Blend with a fine company of your choice.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081027/

Can you not get a fucking room?

Yeahi, skinny dipping in the lake

Be good to your parents and study hard, mkay?

Der Teufel in Miss Jonas (1976)

  A nymphomaniac is beheaded during a weird ritual and is sent to hell. There, she meets the devil and finds out that she came one day early to her new home. She is sent back to Earth once again but this time it is for one day, and she is out to have all the sex she can get.
  One could expect nothing less from a director such as Erwin C. Dietrich, the master of Eurosleaze. A story straight from a filthy novel, a cast straight from the depths of hell and lots of nude, the European style. Back in its time it was one of the first films to break the full frontal nudity censorship in cinema, so hats off for that. Apart from that historical achievement, the film boasts great sets and amazing photography, all giving it a more lyrical vibe.
  Christa Free is the notorious Miss Jonas and she is so good she can make you feel like you were one of her "victims" and "mistakes". Blending perfectly in the film's red and fiery environment, she is not get exposed. She is the nymphomaniac from hell!
Must watch this :  with a horny girl and a bottle of red wine on a rainy night. Then have sex under the sounds of the unholy Electric Wizard .
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072270/

The high level jury of sexual hell

Lars von Trier my ass!

Miss Jonas please. You are getting my  papers wet

Diary Of A Nudist (1961)

  Young reporter Stacy Taylor is sent to write a story about a nudist camp in the woods. Her task is to highlight the negative issues but , much to her surprise, she finds herself in tune with the nudist way of life. Her boss comes to the nudist camp as well to write the story himself.
  Doris Wishman is often referred to as the Mother of American Sexploitation. And in this film (one of her first ) it is easy to see why. Exploiting the theme of nudism, this film takes you on a trip to American landscape and into a nudist camp. The film's does not aim to excite your sexual senses but to portray the laid back and serene life of a nudist. That and to show all the nudity the law allowed back then.
  Acting? Not in here! Only random people of all ages and shapes doing everyday chores and having fun in the nakedly fashion. Davee Decker plays the lead female role here, not that it says something. If you came to see this for a plot and good acting then turn back and choose another film. This is pure sexploiotation.
Must watch this : on a hot summer day. Watch this naked and do your house chores, naked as well.
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054809/

Excuse me! Is this where we get naked?

Jenny, nice tits! I meant hair, sorry!

Oh, the 60's

The Mini-Skirt Gang (1974)

  The film tells the story of a female gang of pickpockets and thieves led by a European hottie which sets up business in Hong Kong . They get in trouble with other local gangs while trying to make a living and being sexy!
  Director Chi Lu gets away with depicting light nudity and voyeurism. It must have been because this movie was made in Hong Kong. Otherwise, we would have been talking about a banned film in China and a convicted director who "acts against the public good". Anyway, there is not much of a story here only what I said before. There is some action with martial arts, a lot of scams and almost constant light nudity, especially when they are plotting in their hideout.
  This movie does not boast about its actors performances as you may have understood. The female cast may have been picked by the characteristic of "looking good naked and through a hidden camera while being able to do some kicks and punches" while the male cast was picked by "how pitiful you can appear trying to catch a glimpse of a girl's butt while getting your ass kicked later on by them". Even so, this film is part of the whole universe of cheesy exploitation so watch with your responsibility.
Must watch this : with friends who will not be offended by the nudity and have some interest in Asian culture. I personally watched this to practise my Mandarin and learn some street Chinese profanity. It worked!
Believe it or not I found no trailer for this! So underground!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0895771/

It's hard to make eye contact in such occasions

What the fuck?

Insane martial art attacking maneuver!