Street of a Thousand Pleasures (1972)

  An American tourist traveling to an unnamed Middle Eastern country, saves the life of the local sheik. To return the favor and to express his gratitude, the sheik takes the young man to the Street of 1000 Pleasures where he can choose any woman he likes...
  And that's about all anyone can say about the plot of this film. Believe me when I say that in the first 5 or 6 minutes, the story has already run its course. Devoted nudie director William Rotsler does a very smart job although seemingly stupid; he knows the film is just an excuse for nudity and tits so he quickly gets over with the plot (because there has to be one) and lets the viewer take what he came for...
  Besides the young tourist who is played by Garth Ruger, the rest of the cast is all female. And we are not talking about 10-20 more actors, we are talking about almost 100 ladies flashing off their beauties casually in the film. Among them you can find Uschi Digard in a minor nude role and Malta while the rest of the ladies are mostly unknown amateur actresses. 
Must watch this : with a glass of Black Russian on a random boring weekday evening. Call up your friends and have it playing in the background while you chill. The random pauses for tits and ass will be very satisfying!
ttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066417/

The fight for democracy is on!

Wanna be my 5th wife?

Twerk that shit, girl!

Kiss Me Quick (1964)

  Sterilox, an alien from a distant planet comes as an ambassador on Earth in order to find and bring back females with which his people can breed. Dr. Breedlove hosts him and treats him with a series of sexy dancing girl robots...
  Don't expect anything serious at all but what you are indeed expecting you will get. Bearing in mind that the genre's standards are extremely low, Peter Perry Jr. creates an unexpectedly funny nudie film filled with nude girls, monsters and tons of cheesy exploitation. The set is no more than a room filled with fake scientific machinery but that adds more than takes out from the film's atmosphere. A fine choice for laughs and easy-passing time!
  Max Gardens, Frank A. Coe and all the female cast have an sum amount of acting skill less than that of 10-year-old kid with stage fright but still the work is done. It must be that the girls are supposed to be all strippers that this film turned out well, an important factor that one should never undermine! Strippers never fail!
Must watch this : again let's remind not to take this film seriously. Thus, one should create a lovely banquet of club sandwich, french fries, dips and cheap soda drinks, invite over his mates and have a fascinating time staring at boobies for 67 minutes!
Best Trailer Ever
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058264/

What better place to chill half-naked than a lab

Daaayum, look at that hair, Jamica

Idly swingin'

Hideout in the Sun (1960)

  The Martin brothers have just robbed a bank and in their attempt to get away unnoticed, they are forced to take young Dorothy hostage. They soon find out that Dorothy is a member of a nudist country club and they force her to take them there in order to stay low...
  Doris Wishman's break into sexploitation and the one that put her on the map as the genre's master. This film was a lost legend as the distributor died in jail and so it took many years to reappear and shake the calm waters of cinema again. Besides these fun facts, Hideout in the Sun follows the same old tested and guaranteed plot progress of almost any film like it out there. Tits and nudity as much as the laws permitted and a smooth jazzy soundtrack!
  A major minus (but also a plus) in Wishman's films is that all actors are muted and the voices are dubbed over. This gives an extra chance to the viewer to discover how shitty acting was in those circles and laugh a time or two at the irony of the monologues throughout the film. Criticism aside, hats off to Greg Conrad, Dolores Carlos and Earl Bauer as it takes real balls to play in a movie like that and know that you are remembered for it!
Must watch this : the only way movies of this sort were meant to be watched ; dudes, booze, cigars and hairy conversations (nagging mostly) on subjects of higher intellectual standards.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053908/

I got a kilo of cocaine and two dead hookers in the trunk. Just the usual

Please nod if the guy next to me is totally naked. I can't look

Naked Village has been breached. I repeat. Naked Village has been breached

The Topless Story (1965) a.k.a Die Oben Ohne Story

  A male fashion designer has an argument with a female magazine editor and decides to leave New York. He travels around the world and ends up in Greece and various nudist colonies...
  That's pretty much it. The two above lines describe fully the abysmal plot of this European sexploitation. Directed by Wolfgang Selnig, for whom it was the one and only break into cinema, The Topless Story does not re-invent the wheel but does not re-invent anything else either. Any sexploitation cliche is here and it's good but together you get all the boring aspects of an uninspired excuse for nudity. Proceed with care!
  John Wala, Birgit Nielsen, Bambi Miller and Dolly Doreac and that's probably all you we need to say about the actors. That and the fact that they go around naked or meeting and having fun with other naked people! If you dig that stuff then this movie is averagely bad. I can't think what happens if you don't dig that stuff...
Must watch this : don't do that. It's a waste of an hour and 10 minutes. If you insist though,get high and have it playing in the background while you do the housework. There is no other way you can watch this.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210870/

Just me casually carrying this jar for no reason

Yes, this is dog!

Shit, I forgot to bring the beers

Diary Of A Nudist (1961)

  Young reporter Stacy Taylor is sent to write a story about a nudist camp in the woods. Her task is to highlight the negative issues but , much to her surprise, she finds herself in tune with the nudist way of life. Her boss comes to the nudist camp as well to write the story himself.
  Doris Wishman is often referred to as the Mother of American Sexploitation. And in this film (one of her first ) it is easy to see why. Exploiting the theme of nudism, this film takes you on a trip to American landscape and into a nudist camp. The film's does not aim to excite your sexual senses but to portray the laid back and serene life of a nudist. That and to show all the nudity the law allowed back then.
  Acting? Not in here! Only random people of all ages and shapes doing everyday chores and having fun in the nakedly fashion. Davee Decker plays the lead female role here, not that it says something. If you came to see this for a plot and good acting then turn back and choose another film. This is pure sexploiotation.
Must watch this : on a hot summer day. Watch this naked and do your house chores, naked as well.
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054809/

Excuse me! Is this where we get naked?

Jenny, nice tits! I meant hair, sorry!

Oh, the 60's

Tortured Females (1965)

  A fully-buxom young blonde, Helen, is snatched by Mr. Big and his accomplish while she leisurely goes skinny-dipping in a lake in the woods. She is taken to a ranch nearby where she finds out that other women are held as well. The girls are used by Mr. Big to indulge his sick pleasures, until Helen decides to escape.
  Arch Hudson's short-time directing career gleefully started with this flick here and ended the following year! Nonetheless, he let his own personal touch in the vibrant world of sexploitation. Nothing too special with this film here, only that it has a weird freaky vibe in it. I got the feeling that something was wrong, something lurking in the air, something threatening and sinister. But maybe it was just me.
  Denine Du Bois is the celebrated star of the film, playing Helen of course. With a figure much better than her acting, I must agree she is the star of the film and blends perfectly with the rest of the female cast. Arnold Black plays their sadistic captor. Not that he is too much of an actor. Just to put it out there.
Must watch this : in between two Russ Meyer films, chilling with the dudes.
Movie Part
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259675/

Come on, Bogs. Look lively

Little White Riding Hood

Niggas gotta run now

Mundo Depravados (1967)

  A number of murders take place in a health club with the working girls being the victims. Two not so bright detectives are assigned to the case and try everything to find the killer.
  Herb Jeffrie's one and only attempt as a director. This film actually does have a plot and it is not just for the nude voluptuous ladies (just kidding of course). It may be too simple for a plot but it is a plot. Stop hating! That's why it can stand out from the rest of the ocean of sleaze. But, don't be tricked by the title ; it has nothing to do as a mondo.
  The only actor deserving a few lines for this film is none either than the one and only Tempest Storm, and she is not even an actual actor. For those who don't know her, Tempest Storm is (well, not any more but she is still alive) a famous burlesque dancer of her times. She brings a fresh air of buxom to the film but that's about it. Nothing too special!
Must watch this : on a boring Sunday after your usual Saturday party when you just want to watch something meaningless with tits from another decade. Make yourself a cup of Ceylon tea and enjoy.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062008/

You gonna do what now?

"It's hard to find a killer with all those ladies around" "Damn right it is"

Imma dance that mothafucka down

The Mermaids of Tiburon (1962)

  A diver is looking for underwater ruins with hopes of finding forgotten treasures. While on his endeavors, he is approached by a group of mermaids who help him find what he wants. Not sure to believe his eyes or not, he just dives in...
  John Lamb and the open sea are two thing that go together, if one cares to look at his work. And so is tastefully handed nudity. Combine these two and this is what comes out! An entertaining piece that combines beautiful underwater scenes with just the right drops of fantasy and voyeurism to make one have a good time. There is a deeper meaning here. You only need a mind as open as the sea to get it!
  George Rowe, Diane Webber and Gaby Martone are the main roles here with the first one being the lucky scientist and the other two playing the parts of Queen Mermaid and main Mermaid respectively. And what a fine job do they mermaids do! All of them! Prancing and swimming and teasing and confusing our young diver. Makes me wish mermaids were actually true and that they were in fact as they are in this film! Who knows? Maybe they are!
Must watch this : on a awfully hot summer day with a mojito in hand. After the film, run to the beach and look for your mermaid. She will probably be there waiting for you.
Intro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056233/

I hope I am not too high for what's coming next

Underwater titties? Now I know I am too high!

Ok, what now? Stop messing with my buzz, you evil diver. The lady is trying to say something

One Shocking Moment (1965)

  Macho business and his wife move from Grand Rapids, Michigan to Los Angeles, California in order for the man to acquire a higher position in his firm. Their new home is in an apartment complex with several young, good-looking ladies with whom Cliff, the husband, flirts quite often. Soon after their arrival there, Cliff starts cheating on Mind, the wife, while she is in a weird game with fetishist bisexual Tanya, a club owner.
  One of the numerous sexploitation flicks of the 60's that tried to introduce a sexual revolution in the prude society of their time. They may have been considered as softcore porn back then but they most certainly are not. Only some extra uncovered skin here! Ted V. Mikels, while a known exploitation director, does not brake any new ground directing or showing the "nude" but he provides with quality that these films should have. For the dedicated fans of film archiving!
  Gary Kent is the only protagonist that actually became an actor afterwards while it is the one and only film that Verné Martine and Lee Anna played in! Look out for the general stiffness of the characters, so dedicated to making this film work while they struggle to stay on the script! The good thing in these films that sooner or later all characters - male and female- will have a make-out orgy with cool music in the background (not an actually orgy before the 70s duh!) which is always fun.
Must watch this :  get a buzz on with some alcohol and your parents' vinyl records before watching it. Afterwards, try convincing your friends (male and female) to have a 60s orgy but ,because you will most probably fail, drink some more and dance naked with this !
A little taste
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059541/

Down bitch! Down!

First thing you do when new in town? Visit a weird place with girl dancers with your wife!

Surprise motherfucker!