Check to the Queen (1969) a.k.a Scacco Alla Regina

  A disappointed young wife, bored with her life, decides to work for a strange actor/model for as long as her husband is away for business. Her duty is to assist the "signora" with anything she desires on a daily basis and, most of al, tolerate her obnoxious character without a complaint. But as their weird employer-employee relationship progresses, X will find out the darker truth inside herself; that she is only happy when she is dominated...
  Pasquale Festa Campanile is the director of this beautiful Italian film and I must admit I was not aware of his work before I watched it. The flick follows a classic recipe of Italian giallo without being a giallo ; the mood, the color, the music, the atmosphere are all there minus the "thriller" characteristic. No, "Scacco Alla Regina" is somewhere out there without fitting into an exact category ; sometimes humorous, somewhat cheesy, kinda sexy, surely classy and psychedelic, so...Yeah! You get the point. Hands down, this is a good film, not boring at all and certainly lets time flow but keeps you focused. Highly recommended for those bored of typical films about sexual and sensual domination!
  Since this is an Italian flick, I think I do not need to make a big introduction about the cast of the film, especially the ladies! Get ready to feast your eyes on some superb examples of what a Italian "donna" is. Our lady viewers can also find their prince here too, so better notes. Rosanna Schiaffino, Haydee' Politoff, Romolo Valli, Aldo Giuffre and Daniela Surina. Easy-going characters (well mostly) played by breezy actors so in the end you get a very smooth result. Don't expect any hardcore stuff here in terms of domination, only vanilla, stylish and everyday kinky vices. You gotta love that you will hate (and hate that you will love) the domina in this film, though! She is totally convincing and would definitely persuade you to obey her, for sure!
Must watch this : when you move into your first, new house. Let the exhaustion of moving and carrying all your things carry you in a chill out mood. Pour yourself some cold Vinsanto and enjoy!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166789/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

So, I told him " Well, yes, love! I am coming down immediately". And, yeah, he is downstairs waitin' 

There! Now you are a complete bowl of fruits!

Take that, you cheeky cunt!

Love Camp 7 (1969)

  Two female U.S Army undercover agents are sent to a concentration camp where a scientist is believed to be held prisoner. Little do they know that this camp is not like any other Nazi camp but a what seems to be a brothel for the SS...
  OK, it's Lee Frost. You shouldn't have expected anything less or anything more. The usual sleaze hits a new soft target and everything actually goes far better than expected. Nazi soldiers getting it on with captured women may be one of the sickest topics I've ever heard and that seems even filthier when a film about that is totally non serious.That's exploitation, everybody ; the use of what's upsetting you given in a humorous way.
  Bob Cresse, Maria Lease, Kathy Williams, Rodger Steel, Bruce Kimball and a bunch of skinny, undernourished naked girls. You really shouldn't expect much but I guess you probably knew that the moment you read the title. Even so , Bruce Kimball manages to make a difference and make one hell of a cult Nazi prison manager. His slimy face and expressions are great and produce real cult essence.
Must watch this : on a random day. This film holds no need for special occasions but guarantees fun nonetheless. Enjoy with a cold beer.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063242/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I didn't sign up for this

Mein snitzel will burst

Nazi : the untold story

A Promise of Bed (1970)

  Three stories of seduction and sexual intensity. An aged model seduces whom he believes to be a film producer's son, a middle-aged man attempts suicide but his life is turned upside down by a young hippie minx and a hedonist taxi driver has an accident and in his dizziness he dreams of utopian lands filled with with naked women...
  For a film that is supposed to be a sexploitation comedy, I can't say it's funny. It is rather sad and food-for-thought-full and even worse, the level of nudity and tits don't even reach the minimum for the film to be considered a nudie classic. Nevertheless, the storyline is cheap and cult enough and so is the atmosphere towards the end (psychedelic visions and weird naked ladies) so I guess just for the sake of "I have watched this", a maniac cult addict should watch it.
   Vanda Hudson is one hot milf piece of ass, a classic British washed-down hippie chick trying to find her long lost fame and glory. Victor Spinetti is equally nice but not in the sexploitation way but in a more sad and black-humored way. Vanessa Howard was just the usual minx they had to hire to elevate the level, unsuccessfully.
Must watch this :  whenever you throw a party have that sex flick playing in the background with some subs. It is sure to elevate the cult-ness of the party!
Intro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064848/

Mama still got it!

I got this wine from Lidl. It was wine week!

Keyhole View

Girls Without Lovers (1975) a.k.a Mädchen Ohne Männer

  A group of young teenage girls attend classes at a boarding school and their favorite one seems to be sexual education. The girls are more than eager to learn and that can be seen as they take homework for their free time...
  I sure love me movies like that. The plot and the story could hardly take a whole page to write and so the film's success is left to the nudity. One of the many sex comedies directed in Switzerland in the 70's, Girls is a film directed by master of the genre Erwin C. Dietrich and promises tons of softcore sex scenes with full frontal. The humor (since it's supposed to be a comedy) is something between sexy jokes and pathetic porn dialogues so if you are down for that it's all good. I am only in for the nudity and the nature scenes so I had a mediocre time!
  Martina Domingo, Uschi Karnat, Ursula Maria Schaefer, Roman Huber and Eric Falk. No wonder for most of the actors this was one of their few films (maybe counted with the fingers of one hand). But, anyway, you know this movie is about the minute you see the poster so don;t fool yourself and expect Oscar-high performances. Only the usual ultra-cheesy, ultra-dirty pointless chit-chat that Europe has to offer!
Must watch this : gather up the dudes and have a hot dog night (more literally than what you might be thinking right now). Grill dozens of sausages, open up them buns, spread with mayo and ketchup and drink down with col Weiss beer. Cool of with that buzzer afterwards.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137740/

Yeah, that's right, sleep my naked angel...

La-la-la, hope I don't get raped here!

Bootycall time!

Street of a Thousand Pleasures (1972)

  An American tourist traveling to an unnamed Middle Eastern country, saves the life of the local sheik. To return the favor and to express his gratitude, the sheik takes the young man to the Street of 1000 Pleasures where he can choose any woman he likes...
  And that's about all anyone can say about the plot of this film. Believe me when I say that in the first 5 or 6 minutes, the story has already run its course. Devoted nudie director William Rotsler does a very smart job although seemingly stupid; he knows the film is just an excuse for nudity and tits so he quickly gets over with the plot (because there has to be one) and lets the viewer take what he came for...
  Besides the young tourist who is played by Garth Ruger, the rest of the cast is all female. And we are not talking about 10-20 more actors, we are talking about almost 100 ladies flashing off their beauties casually in the film. Among them you can find Uschi Digard in a minor nude role and Malta while the rest of the ladies are mostly unknown amateur actresses. 
Must watch this : with a glass of Black Russian on a random boring weekday evening. Call up your friends and have it playing in the background while you chill. The random pauses for tits and ass will be very satisfying!
ttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066417/

The fight for democracy is on!

Wanna be my 5th wife?

Twerk that shit, girl!

Hedonistic Pleasures (1969)

  A documentary on the dirtier side of Los Angeles and how people affect it or are affected by it. Supposedly secret cameras document everyday lurid scenes in which explore their sexualities and the capabilities of money over flesh...
  Ed De Priest and this film are highly underrated, if you ask me. Setting aside the fact that this flick is something between a documentary and a mondo but in the bad kind of way, if you watch it just for the pictures it is a fucking piece of art. Not meaning to shock or arouse, this movie has plenty of artistic and full-frontal nudity that comes together with a majestic psychedelic score that simply takes you away to nowhere. Watch it just for fun and it works. Watch it and try to find a meaning and you lost the game!
  Pat Barrington in a classic nude role, reminding her glamor in Mondo Topless. Sharon Well, Natasha Steel and Nancy McGavin complete the (female, there is no point in talking about the male one) cast and the result is psychedelic essence in its purest, exploitation form.
Must watch this : open your mind, prepare a glass of White Russian, set the lights low, mute the film and have this lysergic motherfucker playing in the background.One.Two.Three.Take off!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219759/

Tits everywhere!

A joint a day keeps the boredom away

Blaze

Kiss Me Quick (1964)

  Sterilox, an alien from a distant planet comes as an ambassador on Earth in order to find and bring back females with which his people can breed. Dr. Breedlove hosts him and treats him with a series of sexy dancing girl robots...
  Don't expect anything serious at all but what you are indeed expecting you will get. Bearing in mind that the genre's standards are extremely low, Peter Perry Jr. creates an unexpectedly funny nudie film filled with nude girls, monsters and tons of cheesy exploitation. The set is no more than a room filled with fake scientific machinery but that adds more than takes out from the film's atmosphere. A fine choice for laughs and easy-passing time!
  Max Gardens, Frank A. Coe and all the female cast have an sum amount of acting skill less than that of 10-year-old kid with stage fright but still the work is done. It must be that the girls are supposed to be all strippers that this film turned out well, an important factor that one should never undermine! Strippers never fail!
Must watch this : again let's remind not to take this film seriously. Thus, one should create a lovely banquet of club sandwich, french fries, dips and cheap soda drinks, invite over his mates and have a fascinating time staring at boobies for 67 minutes!
Best Trailer Ever
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058264/

What better place to chill half-naked than a lab

Daaayum, look at that hair, Jamica

Idly swingin'

Hideout in the Sun (1960)

  The Martin brothers have just robbed a bank and in their attempt to get away unnoticed, they are forced to take young Dorothy hostage. They soon find out that Dorothy is a member of a nudist country club and they force her to take them there in order to stay low...
  Doris Wishman's break into sexploitation and the one that put her on the map as the genre's master. This film was a lost legend as the distributor died in jail and so it took many years to reappear and shake the calm waters of cinema again. Besides these fun facts, Hideout in the Sun follows the same old tested and guaranteed plot progress of almost any film like it out there. Tits and nudity as much as the laws permitted and a smooth jazzy soundtrack!
  A major minus (but also a plus) in Wishman's films is that all actors are muted and the voices are dubbed over. This gives an extra chance to the viewer to discover how shitty acting was in those circles and laugh a time or two at the irony of the monologues throughout the film. Criticism aside, hats off to Greg Conrad, Dolores Carlos and Earl Bauer as it takes real balls to play in a movie like that and know that you are remembered for it!
Must watch this : the only way movies of this sort were meant to be watched ; dudes, booze, cigars and hairy conversations (nagging mostly) on subjects of higher intellectual standards.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053908/

I got a kilo of cocaine and two dead hookers in the trunk. Just the usual

Please nod if the guy next to me is totally naked. I can't look

Naked Village has been breached. I repeat. Naked Village has been breached

Legacy of Satan (1974)

  A young couple in love, George and Maya, is up for a new set of adventures. One of their friends, Arthur, has a weird hobby and secretly spends his free time with a satanic sex cult. Soon, Arthur will try to seduce Maya into joining the fun and the trouble starts...
  Legacy of Blood is one fucked up exploitation that guarantees a maximum level of sleaze and cult! Gerard Damiano does one hell of a job and shoves every aspect of the 70's that make a cult film in the 69 minutes of this guilty pleasure. Super grainy color, satanic sex rites, an ultra dramatic semi-religious cult with disturbing bling-blings and the right amounts of horror sex. For a fan of the genre, it doesn't get any better than this. You can almost smell the filth!
  Not much to say separately about the actors other than the fact that they seem to be taking their parts more seriously than one would expect. The sense of drama is profound throughout the film and Lisa Christian, Paul Barry, James Procter and Deborah Holden do everything they can to deliver the feeling of super fucking highness as best as they can!
Must watch this : this calls up for the good-old gathering of friends, men and women. Empty up bottles of alcohol, smoke up blunt after blunt and enjoy this dirty film stoned and drunk! Cool off with that heavy riffage.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139421/

I swear it has never happened to me before

Niggas be respectin' ma moon bling bling

Drown, bitch, drown!

Vampyros Lesbos (1971)

  Linda Westinghouse works in a Turkish legal firm and is often troubled with erotic nightmares about a sexy female vampire that seduces her. When she gets assigned on the case of Countess Nadine Carody, Linda recognizes in her the vampire of her dreams.Is Linda losing her mind or is it all happening?
  Summer has deeply kicked in around here and the only thing better than a cold beer is a Jess Franco film about lesbian vampires,trippy psychedelia and erotic atmosphere. Using his well-known techniques, Franco manages to emphasize on the beauty of the woman body creating a picturesque result without falling into the trap of porn. Dreamy sequences, hazy mood, a pure 60's psychedelic soundtrack by Siegfried Schwab and a plot that is exploitative enough will definitely make you lose your mind.
  Ewa Strömberg is Linda, a pretty young lady who is gets hunted by the seducing vampire Countess Nadine, beautifully played by Soledad Miranda. Both actresses display some very theatrical talent in their performances but undoubtedly Soledad stands out for the incredible look in her eyes. Something between "high beyond all points" and "horny as hell" that surely made Dennis Price fall for her charm and powers.
Must watch this : after you have consumed a hefty amount of bad quality alcohol, a pack of cigarettes and a manly joint, allow yourself to be drowned in this film's heavy smoke on a random hot summer night. Cool off with a ride in your car and this fucker blasting !
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066380/.

First 3 minutes in the film...It's gonna be good

I am leaving you, Mary, for Pierre. He is a much better lover!

Are those real?

The Topless Story (1965) a.k.a Die Oben Ohne Story

  A male fashion designer has an argument with a female magazine editor and decides to leave New York. He travels around the world and ends up in Greece and various nudist colonies...
  That's pretty much it. The two above lines describe fully the abysmal plot of this European sexploitation. Directed by Wolfgang Selnig, for whom it was the one and only break into cinema, The Topless Story does not re-invent the wheel but does not re-invent anything else either. Any sexploitation cliche is here and it's good but together you get all the boring aspects of an uninspired excuse for nudity. Proceed with care!
  John Wala, Birgit Nielsen, Bambi Miller and Dolly Doreac and that's probably all you we need to say about the actors. That and the fact that they go around naked or meeting and having fun with other naked people! If you dig that stuff then this movie is averagely bad. I can't think what happens if you don't dig that stuff...
Must watch this : don't do that. It's a waste of an hour and 10 minutes. If you insist though,get high and have it playing in the background while you do the housework. There is no other way you can watch this.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210870/

Just me casually carrying this jar for no reason

Yes, this is dog!

Shit, I forgot to bring the beers

Emanuelle's Daughter (1980) a.k.a Η Μαύρη Εμμανουέλλα

  After years of being abused by her husband, Emanuelle decides that the only way to get rid of him is to hire a hit man to kill him. In a twist of events, the hit man blackmails her and she also has to deal with her husband's partner who tries to prove her guilty. She has to get things into her hands in order to protect herself and her naive daughter...
  This is not the first film that tried to cash in on the success of the original Emanuelle. Ilias Mylonakos directs this classic 80's sexploitation and thought that hiring Laura Gemser would guarantee an instant blockbuster. Little did he know that his film would go back into the dumpster of cheesy sleazy films full of softcore sex violence, never-ending nudity and an upsetting lack of serious plot. Not that it deserves to be anyplace else...
  Laura Gemser once again goes into the suit of the name that made her famous only this time only the name is the same and not the overall character. She and minx daughter Livia Russo face threats but still have time to fall in love and have sex in the sunny background of Greece. Don't take this as a life-changing but strictly as a no-brainer time-waster!
Must watch this : clearly don't watch this. But, in the case you feel obliged to watch this, do so on a fucking hot day with a mojito and a fan to cool you off. Then dream about your vacation in Greece, sex, drugs, sun and beach and that motherfucker to boost your adrenaline!
Something like a trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079104/

Subtly looking at tits

Just me, casually strolling by Acropolis

Fuckin' bitch, I'll fuckin' kill ya

Orgy of the Dead (1965)

  John and his girlfriend Shirley go to a cemetery in order to to look for inspiration for John's upcoming horror novel. Suddenly, the dead start emerging from their graves and perform a twisted dancing ritual in front of John and Shirley's eyes...
  Not every movie has to mean something. Now, that must have been Stephen C. Apostolof's motto when he decided to collaborate with Ed Wood for this "intelligent" film. This movie is a total no-brainer without even the distinct idea or insinuation of a plot, close to zero budget and non existent line of thought! Of course, all these are not necessarily bad and it depends on how you look at it! Besides being a total crap, this film is also the definition of stupid fan!
  Dead people coming back to life (they don't look so dead to me!), mandatorilly naked or at least topless for the most part dancing around in psychedelic smoke, in the middle of the forest and then the orgy kicks in! For sure, these were the better days of cinema. Lots of drugs, lots of booze, lots of wannabe actors giving everything for even the tiniest part and lots of money to actually throw down the drain. This film deserves the watch just for the experience and to show you that not everything means something in life!
Must watch this : with lots of beer or any other alcohol and seven bowls of supreme weed. Call up your friends (dudes or chicks), gather up, start partying with dat steamy tune and have this playing in the background for the laughs!
Trailer
tp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054240/

Where the fuck is my car?

Damn, where did you get that hair done?

So, you come here often?