Santo Attacks the Witches (1968) a.k.a Atacan Las Brujas

  An evil witch and her young witch disciples have set up their own evil cult. They make plans of bringing demons and malicious spirits in the dimension of Earth. There is only man who can stop them and that is Santo...
  Santo's persona my have roughly appeared in more than 50 films. Ain't that something?! And for the better part of those 50 films, they are still so rare they are like pirate's gold. José Díaz Morales, a very notable Mexican director, directs this piece of art in which Santo deals with a cult of sexy witches and beats some hefty amount of ass. The amount of cult-ness in this film is way too much and many people may not stand it ; witchcraft, female cults and satanic rites, demons, wrestling, a masked avenger and insane dialogues. This one is only for those sic-cult in heart!
  Santo kept the mystery of his persona very well as he almost never appeared without his iconic silver lucha libre mask.At first it may seem idiotic to watch a masked man doing everyday chores and flirting with girls but if you bear in mind that it is what it is then you start to enjoy it. And since every macho man needs to be surrounded by foxy ladies, Lorena Velázquez and María Eugenia San Martín step in.
Must watch this : like a true Mexican hombre, roll up a nasty chimichanga, sit down and sip down some tequila. Try to avoid the worm!
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057858/

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Operación 67 (1967)

  A group of counterfeiters and crooked entrepreneurs form a highly sophisticated plan to ruin the economy by creating inflation and then benefit from overtaking the market. There is only one who can stop them and that is no other than the notorious Santo, the silver-masked super spy.
  A fine addition to the film legend of Santo. Directed by René Cardona and his son,  René Cardona Jr., the film is incredibly filled with action and equipped with an outstanding exploitation story. The fact that a masked Lucha Libre wrestler turns out to save the day is even more amazing. Incredible women, a story high on marijuana and fighting sequences who would make Jackie Chan jealous. They don't make them like that anymore.
  Santo plays Santo (seriously that was his name), a role that he reprized for over 50 movies (!). Elizabeth Campbell stands by his side, a necessary female presence to boost Santo's already great macho figure. Acting in total may seem strange to you but bare in mind that the film is more than 40 years old and that it comes from a culture somewhat different from what you are used to.
Must watch this : on a random summer night with three glasses of fine sangria, some nachos with cheddar and a double bacon cheeseburger, After the film, flex your muscles and feel proud of their volume and tensity!
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0208334/ 

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