Showing posts with label Candy Samples. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Candy Samples. Show all posts

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Flesh Gordon (1974)


































  Planet Porno's leader, Emperor Wang the Perverted, sends his "Sex Ray" towards Earth in order to turn everyone into hypersexual. There is only one man who can stop him and that is Flesh Gordon with the help of his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff. The three saviors embark on a journey to the center of the "Sex Ray", unaware of the dangers...
  That must one of the first sex parodies out there. Michael Benveniste and Howard Ziehm join forces and bring us this "masterpiece" of exaggerated sexual comedy. Almost every scene was copied from the Flash Gordon series and was bathed in exploitation before it was chosen to be in the film. Filled with nudity and campy humor, this film is definitely not for anyone out there. Ask yourself who you are before you watch it!
  Jason Williams plays Flesh Gordon, Suzanne Fields is his girlfriend, Joseph Hudginsis Dr. Jerkoff (he must have been Russian I presume) and William Dennis Hunt is Emperor Wang. Candy Samples even makes an appearance along with other half or fully nude women. The overall idea of acting is something like watching a not so good Youtube video parody so make your assumptions likewise. If it lights your fire, then feel free to get burned! 
Must watch this: alone or with your open-minded girlfriend or with an open-minded friend. Either way, have a good laugh with a good beer and a good pizza but make sure to get out your house after the film. Otherwise, consider yourself weird!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/

The world's biggest dong
That was a dick move...
Hush, you'll be a woman soon...

Friday, April 18, 2014

Deep Jaws (1976)


































  A soon-to-Bankrupt film studio comes out with a genius plan to scheme the government into funding a sexploitation film about mermaids. Various wannabe "actors" storm the studio seeking desperately for a role and various affairs start blooming here and there...
  Perry Dell only made 2 movies in his career as a sexploitation director ; Deep Jaws and The Dicktator. Each is more stupid and exploitating than the other, lacking both in story and continuity. Nevertheless, Deep Jaws is still worth its time. It's an interesting piece of sexploitation from a time of change, with just the right doses of nudity, slapstick humor and trashy mood!
  Look away if you are looking for acting. Roxanne Brewer and Candy Samples make an appearance although not fulfilling enough and Harry Reeves with Sandy Carey also drop by to say hello. Tits, ass and stupid atmosphere to make you relax. If it rocks your boat, watch this. Otherwise, don't even bother!
Must watch this : with the dudes but don't actually watch this. When you are chilling, have this playing in the background and talk about the manly stuff. Pause from time to time to watch some scenes and laugh with it!
Movie Part 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124361/ 
Dude, what the fuck are we watching again?
Hit on Deborah! Get rejected!
Ahemmm, it is on the other left!