Relations (1969) a.k.a Sonja - 16 år

  Pege, a middle-aged man, has relationship problems with wife who seems to be too cold to work it out anyway. Frustrated and lost, Pegel starts fooling around with 16-year-old Sonja who leads him on a distorted path to sexual and sensual fulfilment...
  Hans Abramson and Brandon Chase direct this masterpiece of EuroSleaze! It comes out as ordinary sexploitation flick but it is a lot more than that. The European air and mood are too present to let this film be just an exploitation film. The directors pay close attention to giving another perspective to the whole subject of relationships and of course they do so through some vivid and lewd depictions of sex and tense dialogues. If you are too frigid, don't watch. It takes open-minded European eyes to swallow it down!
   Bjørn Puggaard-Müller is the adulterer who found his second youth and Gertie Jung is the young nymph wo allows him to take this second taste of the saucy youth! Both act quite convincingly, as if they were actually in this small erotic adventure. Jeanne Darville, Poul Glargaard and Isa Møller Sørensen fill up the rest of the crew and complete this borderline sensually distorted movie.
Must watch this : alone or with a friend of the other sex. After the film, talk about relationships, sex and cheating with this groovy fucker playing. Chances are you will have sex afterwards!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065129/

Am I not too young for you?

Hmmm, so I wasn't too young after all!

I am a defiler of innocent youth!

Valhalla Rising (2009)

  One-Eye. a mute Norse warrior, is held captive by a Norse chieftain and used as a fighter for his bets. When One-Eye escapes his clutches, him and a young boy join a group of Christian Vikings on what was to be a crusade. Instead, they find an unknown new land but they don't seem to fit in...
  Nicolas Winding Refn is on fire! This interesting director from Denmark directs this highly atmospheric film. Divided in six chapters, each narrating a different aspect, this film is almost entirely allegoric. Don't try to find a meaning in this film from the start otherwise you'll lose the point. Instead, let it roll and then let it get to you.
  Mads Mikkelsen does a great work here. It is impressive how he goes throughout the entire film without even saying one word, letting his expressions and body language do all the work. I value that skill greatly in an actor and even if the film may seem boring at times, Mads takes it up a notch.
Must watch this : on a cold and windy November night, with the window open to let the chill come in. Gather your friends (the ones with whom you have philosophical dialogues), put on some heavy incense, get a cigarette each and a glass of neat alcohol and let the movie you draw you into the mist! After the movie, keep doing whatever you do (smoking, drinking, tripping) with that atmospheric shit !
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862467/

Are we there yet? I gotta pee!

Damn it , man! Stop blazing it! I can't see shit!

He changed religion...Kill him!

The Sinful Dwarf (1973) a.k.a Dværgen

  Olaf and his mother are far more than your ordinary landlords; they run a white slavery ring and use some girls for their brothel in their basement. They also smuggle heroin to keep their victims dazed and confused. Peter and Mary, a young couple, have just checked in the boarding house of their nightmares...
  This the lowdown of real degradation. Vidal Raski's only film is a sinful trip to the underground of  European classiness, filled with forced prostitution, drug smuggle and abuse and lots of violence. Considered by many the finest example of Eurosleaze, this film is not for the fainthearted as it exceeds in sex, violence and extremely tense scenes. Check it out at your own risk!
  Hats off to Torben Bille for surpassing any taboos about his height and everything and truly giving a most frightful depiction of his character. It takes a lot of gut to star in a film that actually exploits your 'posture' to add to its cache, without respecting much either! Tony Eades and Anne Sparrow do a great job too, being the love couple that humps everywhere they can.
Must watch this : with a really short friend of yours so that you can make (benevolent) fun of their height. Accompany with herbal tea and chocolate cake on random cold night!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070696/ 

And here's where I keep my toys...

Don't do drugs

But, mooooom! She called me short!