Showing posts with label Laura Gemser. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laura Gemser. Show all posts

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead (1980) Le Notti Erotiche Dei Morti Viventi


































  A land developer buys an island and plans to build and operate a luxury hotel there. He gets to the island with his girlfriend and the captain that took them there. Soon, they meet a voodoo shaman couple who warns them that the island is cursed and staying there will be dangerous...
  This might just one of the most intriguing porn movie I have ever seen. And, yes, you got me ; It's a porn film (hardcore) but the profound presence of a story makes you forget all about it! Amazing, idyllic and tropic sceneries make the perfect spot for a porn movie but what happens when voodoo zombies start coming up, hungry for flesh? Well, Joe D'Amato really has the answer but you have to watch it to believe it. It's like a hot-and-cold shower ; one time hot, steamy sex scenes and the other horrifying, gory zombies!
  Laura Gemser seems like she was made for such roles! Even when she has to portray zero acting talent, she swags off the scenes with her nudity and amazing blank look on her eyes. George Eastman is also quite enjoyable and he had to be since this is his story, Dirce Funari is a classic minx and Mark Shannon got hired only for his mustache!
Must watch this :  if you watch it alone, it will be an amazing experience, since you will be watching porn with the most amazing plot twist. If you watch it with someone, your girlfriend might be the most suitable person. If she doesn't appreciate it, slap her back to her senses!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079642/
Oh, my baby is gonna love this!
We want meat, we want meat!
A goat, this babe here, and a cigar for you boat? It's a fair deal, white man!

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Emanuelle's Daughter (1980) a.k.a Η Μαύρη Εμμανουέλλα


































  After years of being abused by her husband, Emanuelle decides that the only way to get rid of him is to hire a hit man to kill him. In a twist of events, the hit man blackmails her and she also has to deal with her husband's partner who tries to prove her guilty. She has to get things into her hands in order to protect herself and her naive daughter...
  This is not the first film that tried to cash in on the success of the original Emanuelle. Ilias Mylonakos directs this classic 80's sexploitation and thought that hiring Laura Gemser would guarantee an instant blockbuster. Little did he know that his film would go back into the dumpster of cheesy sleazy films full of softcore sex violence, never-ending nudity and an upsetting lack of serious plot. Not that it deserves to be anyplace else...
  Laura Gemser once again goes into the suit of the name that made her famous only this time only the name is the same and not the overall character. She and minx daughter Livia Russo face threats but still have time to fall in love and have sex in the sunny background of Greece. Don't take this as a life-changing but strictly as a no-brainer time-waster!
Must watch this : clearly don't watch this. But, in the case you feel obliged to watch this, do so on a fucking hot day with a mojito and a fan to cool you off. Then dream about your vacation in Greece, sex, drugs, sun and beach and that motherfucker to boost your adrenaline!
Something like a trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079104/
Subtly looking at tits
Just me, casually strolling by Acropolis
Fuckin' bitch, I'll fuckin' kill ya