Sunday, February 2, 2014

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)


































  Dr. Victor Frankenstein is now in ail waiting his conviction and confesses his lifetime experiences to a priest. We learn about his early days and how he was tutored by Paul Krempe and later became his assistant and colleague. He explains his first attempts to bring to life a dead dog and finally how he managed to bring his monster to life and come at knives with Paul Krempe.
  The first film in the long film story of Frankenstein and what a way to start it! Terence Fischer could not be absent from the director's seat! Directing leaves a great space to the characters to express their talents and evolve their characters grim psychosynthesis. This movie delves deeper into the psychological cosmos of Dr. Frankenstein rather his creation.
  Peter Cushing as Frankenstein (who else? ), Christopher Lee as the creature, Robert Urquhart as  Dr. Krempe and Hazel Court as Elizabeth, Frankenstein's fling thing. A classic British cast worthy of its name and fame, all these actors do more than a great job here. It is like you are reading an old and dusty book in a hut in the woods by the fireplace and the writing is so vivid that you are actually in the book! This movie is that good.
Must watch this : as I set the mood with fireplaces and everything , I should keep it. Watch this on the windiest night of February, by the fireplace with a selection of cheese and sausages. Let the wind be a reminder of all the foul things that linger in the dark outside...
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050280/
Fuck the police!
And this is how you get pussy!
'Scuse me, Sir. Is this the set of Dracula?




Friday, January 31, 2014

Terror At Orgy Castle (1972)


































  A young American couple on their European vacation stay overnight in a castle. Without their will, they get involved in the hostess' rituals and black magic initiations. Although, they are not taking part as followers but as the main interest...
  Zoltan G. Spencer's last movie but certainly his least. Besides the rituals and softcore sex in them, this movie is pure shit! Whether this is a good thing or not, it is left to you to decide. I certainly had my dose of the sexploitation fun that I was looking for. It is so bad that I actually like it. Approach with caution!
  Nothing exceptional or too weird here! Classic sexploitation acting, which is no actual acting at all, only this time the actors don't even get to speak. I suppose adding sound was too expensive so they went with a narrating voice to cover it up! One thing that really got me was the goat mask that one of the participants is wearing. Really sick!
Must watch this : , not! But if have to you should definitely mute it and put this sick bastard playing in the background. The result is downright far-out! Enjoy with a juicy burger!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067843/ 
You're deep into BDSM, right?
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Majestic as fuck




Airplane! (1980)


































  Ex-fighter pilot Ted Striker is traumatized from the cruelties of the war he was in. Unable to fly again, he loses control of his life and he gets dumped by his girlfriend. To get her back he gets on a plane, despite his fears. When the crew gets sick, he seems to be the only one who can safely land the plane. Or is he?
  David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker team up and bring us this classic 80's comedy. And what a comedy that is! Reeeeeeeally high on whatever they were on those days, this film brings another meaning to the term of slapstick comedy! Satirical enough? Yes! Offensive much? Hell yeah! Down right stupid? You bet!
  Robert Hays is out main guy. His facial expressions are hilarious and (for me) make up half of the film. The other half is the script and its unexpected turns and Leslie Nielsen. Anything we say abou this crazy motherfucker just won't be enough to express his class.So, just watch this and see for yourself.
Must watch this : with the dudes and a good amount of beers or weed. You will find yourself laughing and wondering what the actual fuck. It is better to watch this back-to-back with another crazy stoner film!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/
There's a smudge over there you didn't get
The ace of spades, the ace of spades....
Fencing like sirs

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Rodan (1956)


































  In the mining village of Kitamatsu, miners are starting to disappear in the vast, cold mines. A survivor tells a story of a giant insect roaming in the mines and soon the village is getting attacked by huge insects! If that was not enough, Rodan (a flying monster) also appears wrecking havoc in the are. Who will survive in the end?
  Rodan's first appearance in the big screen and it definitely is something else! One cannot but be impressed by the imagination of our weird friends, the Japanese. Ishirô Honda directs this film, as many others of the Kaiju genre, and he surely left his mark in the Sci-Fi world. Explosions, science and a weird demonstration of the readiness of the Japanese army (a different Cold War) all rolled up in a juicy sushi!
  In these films, he main protagonist is not a human being. In fact, little is said about the main human characters, only some mellow weddings or soft-core love stories. Instead, emphasis is given to the giant monsters that roam our world. Over the top special effects and sets that make Pacific Rim seem to unbelievable. This is where it all started!
Must watch this : on a hot summer afternoon with a bottle of the most exotic juice you can get your hands on and some shrimp chips! Then, go the sea but have a fear that something is lurking in the waters!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049782/
Motherfucker, you didn't wash the dishes, did you?
Weeeeee
Arise, arise,oh winged thee!

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)


































  Baron Victor Frankenstein escapes his execution by having a priest beheaded and buried in his place. He runs to Germany where he goes by his new alias, Dr. Stein. He creates his new profile by working at a pauper's hospital but secretly he collects dead body parts in order to restart his wicked experiments...
  Another fine addition to the ever great legend of Frankenstein. Directed by none other than Terence Fischer, this film has every Hammer element we love to the max ; secret labs with oozing smoke, foggy and gloomy places and classic performances!
  Peter Cushing, once again, goes all the way in portraying the character of Dr. Frankenstein. He has achieved the unachievable by actually becoming his role. You can't tell his real intentions or whether he is good or bad. congrats to Francis Matthews as well, as his young and naive doctor accomplice.
Must watch this :  on a day with deep fog and ominous black clouds. Make yourself a cappuccino and let the film suck you into its atmosphere.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050894/
Da fuck are you?
"Is it serious, Doc?" "No.But I might as well take his liver just in case"
I got blisters on me forehead!





Monday, January 27, 2014

Mill of the Stone Women (1960) a.k.a Il Mulino Delle Donne Di Pietra


































  Hans arrives to a town near Amsterdam to cover a story about Professor Val, a notable sculptor who lives in an old mill house with his beautiful daughter. The people of the town calls this mill the Mill of the Stone Women and soon Hans will find out why...
  Prolific Giorgio Ferroni directs this notable 60's horror film. The mood and atmosphere of the film are amazing and that is thanks to the characteristic Italian know-how for the genre. Squeaky floors, spooky statues, a mysterious plot and a devilish love that was never meant to be. Nothing can beat that, not even the scenario that sometimes may have you puzzled.
  Pierre Brice is amazing as leading role Hans who has to choose between two beautiful women while trying to determine if he is high or not! Honey Dany Carrel is Lisalotte and Scilla Gabel is her arch enemy in this twisted game of love. High-tense performances and gloomy vibe take this film to another level!
Must watch this : on a stormy afternoon, at twilight. Have a pizza ready, a glass of sweet red wine and a fine company of the opposite gender. Enjoy it petrified (hue hue) under your blankets and who knows what might come out!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054099/
Let's blaze one here!

I will surely seduce him like that!
Here's your dinner, sir!

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)


































  On his first day at his new job, Lieutenant Ethan Bishop is in for a big night. His assignment is to stand guard to a former police station and make sure that all the closing procedures are handled right. Little does he know that he will find himself in the way of a street gang anxious to take revenge on the police. And these gangsters are equipped with more than just molotof bombs...
  An early John Carpenter, way before his classic slasher films and utopian Sci-Fi, directs this ultimate thriller film. Soon characterized as one of the most exciting siege movies, this film is ultra low-budget but succeeds in its purpose to the max. Fast-pacing action, lots of gun fights and comradery in the most unlikely places, you just have to watch this one!
  Ethan Bishop is quite good in his part as the policeman in charge of defending this useless building and Darwin Joston is his only desperate help, an otherwise notorious criminal. An interesting blend of characters (that don't have enough space to evolve) under extreme pressure.
Must watch this : with a big-ass pizza and two bottles of supreme quality beer. After the film, use the bottles to make molotof bombs while listening to that shit and then go to your area's police station and throw them at it. Be sure to be able to run fast afterwards.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074156/
"Hey, there's a police station down the street. Let's go shoot at it!" "Right on"

So young, so innocent
Ready, Aim, Shoot