Bean (1997)

  Mr. Bean has a rather useless position in the Royal National Gallery. When a very important painting needs to be escorted to the United States, the board of the Gallery decides to send him along only to get rid of him. Now, Mr. Bean is another country's problem...
  Among the few films directed by Mel Smith stand Mr. Bean's break into the big screen. Smith pays attention to the earlier series starring the character and tries to create an atmosphere as original as the series. That's why many of the gimmicks in the film have previously appeared (differently) in the series. The result is a high-class comedy drenched in awkward British humor that you surely can't help but laugh with.
  Little can be written in account of Rowan Atkinson that had snot been written before so it's better to let the film talk about him. Peter MacNicol, his supporting character shows great spirit and brings some good laughs in his moments of total nervous breakdown. Oh yeah, and there's also Pamela Reed being a total bitch about everything!
Must watch this : High !!!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118689/

Art appreciator in work

Jizz in my pants

Who want this?

Vertigo (1958)

  After an unfortunate case, San Francisco detective John Ferguson retires saddened and struck by intense acrophobia. An old friend contacts him in need of his help, as his wife is acting worryingly strange. Trying to find his old self, John Ferguson risks to lose what is left of his sanity with this new case...
  For some, Vertigo is Alfred Hitchcock's masterpiece, the epitome of his masterful work. And rightly so, since this film is an on-going slow process through intense thrill shocks. Hitchcock manages to administer the perfect combination of post-film noir atmosphere, psychological thriller and mystery, all smartly given in the seemingly innocent form of a love story. We couldn't expect anything less from little Alfred, the master of playing with emotions...
  James Stewart is a genius; he manages to interact so much with the viewer that even a nimrod could understand his psychological breakdown inside. His anxious puppy eyes together with the shaky and inconfindent posture magnificently shows a man distress and on the verge of breaking down any minute now. That's why Kim Novak gets to appear so screen-dominant, giving more air to the whole vibe of "something does not feel right" with the ease of a femme fatale.
Must watch this : on a cold winter night, with a glass of hot mulled wine and a sweetheart for company.
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052357/

Did I turn off the cooker?

We changed the eyebrow game for good

Imma kill this bitch right now

Naked Angels (1969)

 Mother, a biker gang leader, gets out of prison and reconnects with his old pals. His only wish is to get back at the rival gang that snitched him out in the first place. Leading them throughout the desert, Mother seems to have lost his touch and gets rejected from the gang and left alone to get his revenge...
  Unluckily, Bruce D. Clark only directed one bikersploitation in his short career and and this film is it. Naked Angels employs a standard recipe for a film of this kind and does not even care to take a step out of the beaten path. That may seem to please most but not me and certainly not when even the expected amount of nudity is missing somewhere. Nevertheless, some great footage of the wild American desert and its riders, some intense violent scenes in the end and the lively soundtrack seem to make up for it!
  Michael Greene holds the role of the main character and as anti-hero as he would like to appear I simply can't accept him as the center of the film's story. He even treats his bitch, Jennifer Gan, like she was a model from Facial Abuse. Not cool at all! Luckily, Richard Rust a.k.a Fingers comes to take the lead and bring a more democratic touch to the gang!
Must watch this : grab a six-pack of some good beer, wear your dirty jeans and just a vest, get a filthy burger and enjoy this slacker like a true American!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064715/

Damn, man. We smoked the last joint, man!

Race you to your grave

Vroum, Vroum, Vroum

A Promise of Bed (1970)

  Three stories of seduction and sexual intensity. An aged model seduces whom he believes to be a film producer's son, a middle-aged man attempts suicide but his life is turned upside down by a young hippie minx and a hedonist taxi driver has an accident and in his dizziness he dreams of utopian lands filled with with naked women...
  For a film that is supposed to be a sexploitation comedy, I can't say it's funny. It is rather sad and food-for-thought-full and even worse, the level of nudity and tits don't even reach the minimum for the film to be considered a nudie classic. Nevertheless, the storyline is cheap and cult enough and so is the atmosphere towards the end (psychedelic visions and weird naked ladies) so I guess just for the sake of "I have watched this", a maniac cult addict should watch it.
   Vanda Hudson is one hot milf piece of ass, a classic British washed-down hippie chick trying to find her long lost fame and glory. Victor Spinetti is equally nice but not in the sexploitation way but in a more sad and black-humored way. Vanessa Howard was just the usual minx they had to hire to elevate the level, unsuccessfully.
Must watch this :  whenever you throw a party have that sex flick playing in the background with some subs. It is sure to elevate the cult-ness of the party!
Intro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064848/

Mama still got it!

I got this wine from Lidl. It was wine week!

Keyhole View

Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) a.k.a Nosferatu : Phantom der Nacht

   Jonathan Harker, a young estate agent, is sent to Transylvania in order to settle a deal with Count Dracula who wants to buy a house in Wismar, where Jonathan lives. Despite all objections, Jonathan meets the Count and is in to find out his horrible nature...
  Werner Herzog may have just directed the best Dracula film ever to be made. This film is more than just an art house remake of the 1922 classic and definitely more raw than the 1992 contemporary classic. The atmosphere of the film is simply one of eeriest and gloomiest ones you'll ever feel in a horror film - it's like you know someone is following you behind the bushes - and the doom goes on and on and on until you are left with your mouth open.
  Oh glorious Klaus Kinski. Proving once again his undoubted talent, Kinski has the balls to play Nosferatu, The King of Vampyres, in a fashion that respects the original and brings a whole new essence to the character. Equally stunning is Bruno Ganz and Isabelle Adjan, who play the unfortunate couple that happens to be in the way of the creature of the night. Especially the last scenes where Bruno becomes dazed and Isabelle wanders the streets now filled with the plague are artistically awe-inspiring.
Must watch this :  on the rainiest night so far. Make a Bloody Mary, get covered with a blanket and enjoy this creeper while the storm outside plays a song of death and misery! Yikes!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079641/

30$ for that ride? Fuck it, I'll walk

Damn, you stupid? I'm trying to sleep here!

Ebola Ebola Ebola

21 Jump Street (2012)

  Two goofy and ever-failing cops are assigned on a secret mission ; they are to infiltrate a high school as students and put a stop to the rise of a new and dangerous drug that has been making its way to the kids...
  All right, you got me. This is too modern to be considered cult but I beg to differ! Given its cult past already (it used to be a series starring Johnny Depp in the days of yore), 21 Jump Street has all it takes to make it as a classic cult stoner comedy and it should as it is one of the few American comedy films that made me laugh recently. Hats off to directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller for that sixpack-making combination. Drugs? Plenty. Boobs? Could be more. Cheesy humor?Duh! Carefree vibes? Count me in!
  It's nice to see Channing Tatum in something else other than his usual cute-face bullshit. OK, it's not that he changed his career with this film but at least he can take some comedy lessons by not-so-fat-anymore Jonah Hill. The addition of Ice Cube elevates the level of the film and so does that of Dave Franco, Rob Riggle,
Brie Larson and a cameo from Johnny Depp as the a cult reference!
Must watch this : roll a fat one and enjoy this film with the dudes. Laugh your ass off during the Phases scene and cool off with that fucker afterwards.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1232829/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Hands down, best shit I've ever smoked. And I'm from Compton

The chief said it. That shit is dope

Just don't hurt the pinatas. They got feelings too, man!

Ms.45 (1981)

  A young mute tailor's assistant gets robbed and raped twice in the same day on her way back home. Unable to bear the burden of such emotional distress, she starts killing every man in a spree killing manner that constitutes ,by her standards, a possible threat to any woman out there...
  A decade out the decade it should have been in, Ms. 45 is an early 80's rape-and-revenge thriller that creates an amazing atmosphere. Director Abel Ferrara manages to portray as best as possible all the anxiety and emotional confusion that this woman may have been in and the result is an entertaining mix of thrilling scenes and a smell of psychological filth emanating from somewhere. Definitely, a must-watch for any woman out there or any potential rapist.
  Zoë Lund is indeed stunning as the lead actress and although I don;t find her attractive, I must kneel before her perfect performance. Her vague look and uneasy of movement show a lady that has been through hell but still walks. Albert Sinkys, S. Edward Singer, Peter Yellen and Abel Ferrara himself play the various men that did not know what they were bargaining for.
Must watch this :  with all your feminists friends and their grumpy boyfriends.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082776/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I hit the blunt too hard!

Bitch, you just don't give the back door like that

Da fuck am I doin' here with that hag?