Showing posts with label 2010. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2010. Show all posts

Monday, February 17, 2014

The Troll Hunter (2010) a.k.a Trolljegeren


































  A group of university students is doing a research on some recent mysterious bear killings. In order to find out the truth, they join forces with a self-named hunter. Soon, they will find out the he is indeed a Troll hunter and this is Troll season...
  André Øvredal directs this one and he goes all the way. Directed as a "mockumentary" (part of a supposed lost and found tape), this film is downright entertaining and funny in its own cold way. Huge-ass trolls make their appearance in the vast and unfriendly mountaintops of Norway, thirsty for Christina blood and anything they can get. An alternative homage to the country's folklore, this film will not disappoint you unless you are too narrow-minded.
  The cast includes some of Norway's most unknown comedians. They seem pretty serious in this film but then again the irony may be that big that I am not getting it. Either way, all actors work their just fine within the passages of the story. A must-see for folklore and mythology fans!
Must watch this : on the coldest, snowy day of the winter (to make you feel the you are indeed in a place like Norway) with a huge bowl of mushroom soup and a big cup of mjod. After the film, go for a long stroll in your nearest mountain to look for mysterious creatures with that cold bastard blasting in your ears.
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1740707/ 
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Friday, February 14, 2014

Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)


































  Sister Sarah, a young nun who just took her vows, is brainwashed, drugged and abused in many ways by a corrupt clergy who deals heroine. When a deal goes wrong, she is given to a gang as a prostitute. While on the verge of dying, God sends her a vision and it's time for revenge, the Holy way...
   Directed by upcomer Joseph Guzman (his other film being Run! Bitch Run!) this is one hell of a film. Resurrecting the long lost genre of nunsploitation, this film goes all the way giving a lesbian nun tons of guns to revenge her lover and herself. Bikers, drugs, corrupt Christianity, guns...A new era of pure exploitation is upon us!
  Asun Ortega is Sister Sarah and although she is really good at it, I would prefer her a little more fierce. David Castro, on the other hand, is the leader of the drug-dealing, motorcycle-riding, pimping gang and you sure don;t want to mess with this guy. He plays so good he convinced me that he is a total dickhead. But he sure gets his share of revenge...
Must watch this : on a really hot summer day with 4 shots of tequila equally administered throughout the film and a bowl of nachos with guakamole. After the film, hit the beach cos' this is what you are supposed to do in the summer, you unsociable  fuck!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352388/?ref_=nv_sr_1
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