Showing posts with label War. Show all posts
Showing posts with label War. Show all posts

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Love Camp 7 (1969)


































  Two female U.S Army undercover agents are sent to a concentration camp where a scientist is believed to be held prisoner. Little do they know that this camp is not like any other Nazi camp but a what seems to be a brothel for the SS...
  OK, it's Lee Frost. You shouldn't have expected anything less or anything more. The usual sleaze hits a new soft target and everything actually goes far better than expected. Nazi soldiers getting it on with captured women may be one of the sickest topics I've ever heard and that seems even filthier when a film about that is totally non serious.That's exploitation, everybody ; the use of what's upsetting you given in a humorous way.
  Bob Cresse, Maria Lease, Kathy Williams, Rodger Steel, Bruce Kimball and a bunch of skinny, undernourished naked girls. You really shouldn't expect much but I guess you probably knew that the moment you read the title. Even so , Bruce Kimball manages to make a difference and make one hell of a cult Nazi prison manager. His slimy face and expressions are great and produce real cult essence.
Must watch this : on a random day. This film holds no need for special occasions but guarantees fun nonetheless. Enjoy with a cold beer.

Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063242/?ref_=nv_sr_1
I didn't sign up for this
Mein snitzel will burst
Nazi : the untold story

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The Deer Hunter (1978)


































  A group of friends spends their days working at the factory, getting drunk and hunting deers. Three of the friends get drafted fro Vietnam and things change dramatically. Two of them return back live but totally changed and one of them gets stuck in his own hell back in Vietnam...
  Michael Cimino may have directed the most epic anti-war film ever made. Much like Apocalypse Now, The Deer Hunter is a non-stop sequence through intense scenes that put you right into the shoes of the characters. Showing how easily a war can affect even people that are not directly in it, this film draws a fine picture of what the toll of war is to everyday people. Heavily emotional,gloom and ironic in every chance, this is a film not for the faint of heart.
  Robert De Niro, in one of his classic and probably best performances, plays a man who is left to carry the weight of war twice around the world in order to save the life of his best friend, Christopher Walken, when he finds out he is still alive in Vietnam. Walken is a magnificent depiction of the psychological effect and derangement of war while John Savage, another friend and survivor, is back home but denied by all of his friends and family. John Cazale is equally stunning as a true ignorant of anything and Meryl Streep swaggers between depression and dean-ends.
Must watch this : if you watch this with people, make sure they are not the loud kind during films. Cook something together and then lets the film's 3 hours drive you into a silent dungeon and fuck you up emotionally. After the film, make sure you use that emotional weight on a constructive dialogue!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077416/
Don't do it , man!  There is still time!
No, no. Fuk Yu


Saturday, April 26, 2014

Braveheart (1995)


































  The story of William Wallace, one of Scotland's greatest heroes, and how he managed to play a major role in the Scottish Independence. Starting by killing the sheriff of his hometown when he killed his wife, Wallace leads a group of commoners and soon joins forces with the rest of the Scottish clans against the English. But freedom is never free...
  Mel Gibson directs (and stars) in this masterpiece of a film. Although historically inaccurate in most parts, the film does not fail to provide a high quality historical war film, with the proper settings, costumes and story that a proper historical war film should have. Its 3 hours may seem too much at first but Gibson manages to make them flow like cold water. So, get your kilt on and become a man!
  I consider Mel Gibson to be a talented actor (and director) despite what is being said about him lately. In this film, Gibson succeeds in making Wallace one of the most heroic figures in modern cinema and does so without relying on film cliches about male figures. With proper moves and with the proper cast by his side like Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan, Angus Macfadyen, crazy David O'Hara and Seán McGinley, Gibson easily makes this film your favorite, if you have the minimum amount of balls to call yourself a man!
Must watch this : only with the people that you have the respect and decency to call your best friends (women and douchebags stay away). Gather up, get a six pack of Scottish ale, some barbeque and enjoy this film with tears in your eyes and adrenaline in your veins. Then, each one of you go and devote this sentimental fucker to your loved one!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112573/
Hmmmm, fresh kush!
Gimme back my stash, motherfucker!
Shit, I am utterly high!

Saturday, January 18, 2014

She Devils of the SS (1973) a.k.a Eine Armee Gretchen


































  In the end of World War II, German girls start volunteering to serve in the front lines. Their mission is to help not by fighting but by having sex with the "brave" Nazi soldiers. Things are going pretty well until they get really complicated when the Soviet army is marching upon them.
  Erwin C. Dietrich is a real sick bastard! This film is nothing but exploitation of the most offensive kind. Indeed, She Devils of the SS are way more offensive on the matter than most other Nazisploitation film and the reason is that Nazi soldiers are portrayed as good guys! Combine that with sex in the Dietrich way and goofy characters and ta daa!
  I am not going to talk about acting as the film's characters are not ones to remember any other way than "the general", "the blonde", "the brunette with the nice tits"...So, if you were looking for high-class acting, walk away. The effects and costumes,on the other hand, are quite impressive, handled with vivid colors that actually recreate the era's mood!
Must watch this : I would not recommend this for any other reason other than for the experience. So, if you have to watch this, do it with a pint of German Weissbier and a selection of fine sausages, with or without your Nazi mustache on.
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071161/
"Mama, I am going to war" "So why the long face?"
Here, let me show you how it's done
Just a little more upwards, and a little to the right! Perfect!