Hellboy (2004)

  The story of a red humanoid demon conjured by a secret Nazi group but raised from infant by an American professor. Hellboy, as he was named, is trained and devoted to confronting the forces of evil that threaten our world. When Rasputin, the man who conjured him, comes back to bring the end of the world, Hellboy must act quickly...
  When you see Guillermo del Toro's name signed in a film like that then you should be sure that this film is going to be very good. With much less mambo jumbo than the average Marvel comics film, Hellboy manages to pay a very iconic tribute to the well-known hero and elevate his status to a new-found glory. For 2004, the film has very complicated special effects but not so elaborate to make it a kitsch special effects film!
  Ron Perlman deserves a "Job well done" from all comic hero fans from all over the world. His face is like it was destined to someday play Hellboy (with the mandatory make-up of course). John Hurt and Selma Blair react very well around Perlman as his step-dad and love thing, respectively. Rupert Evans gets in the way as a nanny, Doug Jones knows just about everything and Karel Roden is Rasputin. Nuff said!
Must watch this : go to the nearest tobacco and cigar shop and get yourself a big-ass cigar. After you have prepared a manly dinner (take-out or steak are the only two respectable options here), enjoy this movie accordingly.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167190/?ref_=nv_sr_2

I am just not getting paid enough

Why is always me to get dirty?

Now what am I supposed to do?

RocknRolla (2008)

  London mobster Lenny Cole and a Russian "entrepreneur" try to set up a multimillion real estate scam. The accountant of the Russian together with  a small-time street gangster and his gang try to get their share of the loot. Meanwhile, a young rockstar feigns death to increase his albums' sales...
  Guy Ritchie does his thing again.This time it's not the small gangs, the gypsies or the gamblers...This time money goes big, the scams now are multinational and the players are white collar yuppies with just the right-wrong vices. OK, this movie is no Lock, Stock but it also has a great soundtrack and it's ten times better than anything else out there. Plus, it is always nice to see something from the English Tarantino!
  Bad guy actors and a bodacious temptress parade in this film. Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson, Thandie Newton, Mark Strong, Tom Hardy, Karel Roden and Toby Kebbell...American badassery translated into the sophisticated but still wild streets of London, bringing a more human touch to the definition of criminals with honor.
Must watch this :  with the dudes, cheap junk food, cheaper beer and good mood. After the film, brainstorm and try to find a way to make easy money with clever scams. Realize that you need big balls for it so just chill with this groovy fucka and daydream of your potential life in riches!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1032755/ 

You have a stain on your tie! Got ya!

I like men!

You know, I haven't had sex since Christmas! Prepare!