Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders (1989)

  Flesh Gordon is abducted by a group of cheerleaders who want him to help them with a problem ; their planet is polluted by radiation that  makes their men impotent. Evil Presence is responsible for all these and has an evil master plan. Can Flesh Gordon help in any way?
  Hands down the worst film I have ever seen! Take it each way you want ; by means of story, special effects,plot, acting this film sucks major ass! Director Howard Ziehm's career ended with that film and it goes without saying that it was necessary. Poor but imaginative scatological humor, an ocean of sex jokes and tons of tits and ass are what this film is all about. Come to think about it, it is not that bad after all!
  I shall save the lines that I would spare for the actors (I don't think they deserve any) and I will make fun of certain ridiculous moments in the film. A spaceship running on chicken energy, a "cockball" game (or whatever), the ridiculous names and everything (Dr.Jerkof, Robunda Hooters), a chicken smoking a cigarette, the Mammary Mountains...Fuck my brain is dead already.
Must watch this : DO NOT WATCH THIS! But if your mind is as sick as mine watch it just for the fun on a random boring afternoon with a cappuccino. A film is never bad when there are naked ladies in it! Come back to your senses with that twerk-inducing shit !
Trailer in German
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097365/

Galactic Orgy

This band is shit

The only he got from the shooting of this film

Catch Me If You Can (2002)

  The true story of Frank Abagnale Jr., an extremely young forger who by the age of 19 managed to scam money out of Pan Am, hospitals and lawyer offices. An inside look in his life and deeds and how he was finally apprehended by F.B.I agent Carl Hanratty...
  Having spent years in the process of development, this film was finally let to Steven Spielberg to direct. Using his own mix of drama, comedy and action, Spielberg manages to give an easy-flowing depiction of a real-life anti-hero while presenting us with both side of the same coin. The photography and overall settings really built up the momentum of the film and give it an international police-and-thieves kind of mood.
  Tom Hanks plays the cat chasing the smart little mouse Leonardo DiCaprio. Completing each other lives, personalities and actions, Hanks and DiCaprio manage to become a duo of authentic hero/arch enemy and the beauty is that you can;t see who is who. Completing the cast is Christopher Walken, Nathalie Baye and Amy Adams.
Must watch this :  in the middle of spring with a Mojito and a shrimp salad. After the film, plan a trip to Italy because that's the only way to feel even a bit as cool and cunning as Frank Abagnale Jr..
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464/

No, fatso. It's "Voulez vous coucher avec moi?"

Fresh moves, bro!

I didn't know that flight attendant was your sister!

Cannibal Girls (1973)

  Young Gloria and Clifford are on a road trip out in the snowy nature. When they get in a dire need of a place to sleep, they find a restaurant/guest house to spend the night and maybe some days. They learn about a local legend that has this guest house being occupied by three women that ate human flesh. Soon, they will find out that this is no fantasy...
  Ivan Reitman had other film successes before Ghostbusters. This movie is not one of them! Lacking seriously in plot and investing greatly on the weirdness of its story, this film fails to stand out as a horror exploitation. Nevertheless, that does not mean that this film does not create a great atmosphere of pure sleaze with periodic breaks of uneasy gore! Another ultra low-budget time waster!
  Andrea Martin and Eugene Levy play the protagonist couple. There is something weird going on between them. While their weirdo chemistry is great, their movements and reactions are as frigid as that of a woman from Central Europe! Randall Carpenter, Bonnie Neilson and Mira Pawluk are the three blood-thirsty chicks that even bother to cook their own meal! Exploitation actors for exploitation movies!
Must watch this : on a cold autumn night with hot dogs, coca cola and your girlfriend. Pay no attention to her refusing to watch this and put it on anyway. Feel your victory as she sleeps in your arms and you are still watching this.Then, worry about how sick and psycho you are!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069841/

I think I forgot the condoms!

Snap, snap motherfucker!

Wow, girl, slow down!