Terror At Orgy Castle (1972)

  A young American couple on their European vacation stay overnight in a castle. Without their will, they get involved in the hostess' rituals and black magic initiations. Although, they are not taking part as followers but as the main interest...
  Zoltan G. Spencer's last movie but certainly his least. Besides the rituals and softcore sex in them, this movie is pure shit! Whether this is a good thing or not, it is left to you to decide. I certainly had my dose of the sexploitation fun that I was looking for. It is so bad that I actually like it. Approach with caution!
  Nothing exceptional or too weird here! Classic sexploitation acting, which is no actual acting at all, only this time the actors don't even get to speak. I suppose adding sound was too expensive so they went with a narrating voice to cover it up! One thing that really got me was the goat mask that one of the participants is wearing. Really sick!
Must watch this : , not! But if have to you should definitely mute it and put this sick bastard playing in the background. The result is downright far-out! Enjoy with a juicy burger!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067843/ 

You're deep into BDSM, right?

Are you fuckin' kidding me?

Majestic as fuck

Airplane! (1980)

  Ex-fighter pilot Ted Striker is traumatized from the cruelties of the war he was in. Unable to fly again, he loses control of his life and he gets dumped by his girlfriend. To get her back he gets on a plane, despite his fears. When the crew gets sick, he seems to be the only one who can safely land the plane. Or is he?
  David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker team up and bring us this classic 80's comedy. And what a comedy that is! Reeeeeeeally high on whatever they were on those days, this film brings another meaning to the term of slapstick comedy! Satirical enough? Yes! Offensive much? Hell yeah! Down right stupid? You bet!
  Robert Hays is out main guy. His facial expressions are hilarious and (for me) make up half of the film. The other half is the script and its unexpected turns and Leslie Nielsen. Anything we say abou this crazy motherfucker just won't be enough to express his class.So, just watch this and see for yourself.
Must watch this : with the dudes and a good amount of beers or weed. You will find yourself laughing and wondering what the actual fuck. It is better to watch this back-to-back with another crazy stoner film!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/

There's a smudge over there you didn't get

The ace of spades, the ace of spades....

Fencing like sirs

Rodan (1956)

  In the mining village of Kitamatsu, miners are starting to disappear in the vast, cold mines. A survivor tells a story of a giant insect roaming in the mines and soon the village is getting attacked by huge insects! If that was not enough, Rodan (a flying monster) also appears wrecking havoc in the are. Who will survive in the end?
  Rodan's first appearance in the big screen and it definitely is something else! One cannot but be impressed by the imagination of our weird friends, the Japanese. Ishirô Honda directs this film, as many others of the Kaiju genre, and he surely left his mark in the Sci-Fi world. Explosions, science and a weird demonstration of the readiness of the Japanese army (a different Cold War) all rolled up in a juicy sushi!
  In these films, he main protagonist is not a human being. In fact, little is said about the main human characters, only some mellow weddings or soft-core love stories. Instead, emphasis is given to the giant monsters that roam our world. Over the top special effects and sets that make Pacific Rim seem to unbelievable. This is where it all started!
Must watch this : on a hot summer afternoon with a bottle of the most exotic juice you can get your hands on and some shrimp chips! Then, go the sea but have a fear that something is lurking in the waters!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049782/

Motherfucker, you didn't wash the dishes, did you?

Weeeeee

Arise, arise,oh winged thee!

The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)

  Baron Victor Frankenstein escapes his execution by having a priest beheaded and buried in his place. He runs to Germany where he goes by his new alias, Dr. Stein. He creates his new profile by working at a pauper's hospital but secretly he collects dead body parts in order to restart his wicked experiments...
  Another fine addition to the ever great legend of Frankenstein. Directed by none other than Terence Fischer, this film has every Hammer element we love to the max ; secret labs with oozing smoke, foggy and gloomy places and classic performances!
  Peter Cushing, once again, goes all the way in portraying the character of Dr. Frankenstein. He has achieved the unachievable by actually becoming his role. You can't tell his real intentions or whether he is good or bad. congrats to Francis Matthews as well, as his young and naive doctor accomplice.
Must watch this :  on a day with deep fog and ominous black clouds. Make yourself a cappuccino and let the film suck you into its atmosphere.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050894/

Da fuck are you?

"Is it serious, Doc?" "No.But I might as well take his liver just in case"

I got blisters on me forehead!

Mill of the Stone Women (1960) a.k.a Il Mulino Delle Donne Di Pietra

  Hans arrives to a town near Amsterdam to cover a story about Professor Val, a notable sculptor who lives in an old mill house with his beautiful daughter. The people of the town calls this mill the Mill of the Stone Women and soon Hans will find out why...
  Prolific Giorgio Ferroni directs this notable 60's horror film. The mood and atmosphere of the film are amazing and that is thanks to the characteristic Italian know-how for the genre. Squeaky floors, spooky statues, a mysterious plot and a devilish love that was never meant to be. Nothing can beat that, not even the scenario that sometimes may have you puzzled.
  Pierre Brice is amazing as leading role Hans who has to choose between two beautiful women while trying to determine if he is high or not! Honey Dany Carrel is Lisalotte and Scilla Gabel is her arch enemy in this twisted game of love. High-tense performances and gloomy vibe take this film to another level!
Must watch this : on a stormy afternoon, at twilight. Have a pizza ready, a glass of sweet red wine and a fine company of the opposite gender. Enjoy it petrified (hue hue) under your blankets and who knows what might come out!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054099/

Let's blaze one here!

I will surely seduce him like that!

Here's your dinner, sir!

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

  On his first day at his new job, Lieutenant Ethan Bishop is in for a big night. His assignment is to stand guard to a former police station and make sure that all the closing procedures are handled right. Little does he know that he will find himself in the way of a street gang anxious to take revenge on the police. And these gangsters are equipped with more than just molotof bombs...
  An early John Carpenter, way before his classic slasher films and utopian Sci-Fi, directs this ultimate thriller film. Soon characterized as one of the most exciting siege movies, this film is ultra low-budget but succeeds in its purpose to the max. Fast-pacing action, lots of gun fights and comradery in the most unlikely places, you just have to watch this one!
  Ethan Bishop is quite good in his part as the policeman in charge of defending this useless building and Darwin Joston is his only desperate help, an otherwise notorious criminal. An interesting blend of characters (that don't have enough space to evolve) under extreme pressure.
Must watch this : with a big-ass pizza and two bottles of supreme quality beer. After the film, use the bottles to make molotof bombs while listening to that shit and then go to your area's police station and throw them at it. Be sure to be able to run fast afterwards.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074156/

"Hey, there's a police station down the street. Let's go shoot at it!" "Right on"

So young, so innocent

Ready, Aim, Shoot

The Devil Commands (1941)

  Dr. Julian Blair unconventionally experiments with brain waves when his wife is killed in a car accident. He desperately tries to move the interest of his work into finding a way to communicate with the dead, with the mere purpose of talking to his wife again. Soon, the nature of his experiments is revealed...
  Edward Dmytryk directs this quite interesting piece of science fiction horror. Exploiting the theme of deranged scientists and their even more deranged creations, this film is drenched in Lovecraft vibe and cosmic terror. The fact that this film was directed when the rest of the world was bathing in blood seems shocking (to me), but even so this is a piece of cinema art worth checking out!
  Boris Karloff is one crazy motherfucker. No one could have walked in his shoes better in his role (and many others). He is an actor that truly belongs to his era; that of obscure scientific experiments and breakthroughs, occultism and fantasy without borders.
Must watch this : on a rainy Sunday night, with a cup of tea, wrapped in a blanket.
A little taste of scientific madness 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033530/ 

Sure, honey. I will drive safe!

Let me fix your tie for you. There!

In a few minutes my meatloaf will be ready!

Yakuza Graveyard (1976)

  A delinquent cop on the verge of psychological breakdown, Kuroiwa, becomes "brother" of Nishida boss Iwata, who is at war with rival clan Yamashiro, and falls in love with Keiko, a former mafia boss' wife. Kuroiwa tries to put an end to the war between the Yakuza families but finds out that cops and mafia are equally corrupt.
  From the man that brought us the notorious Battle Royale, Kinji Fukasaku, comes this much older Japanese mafia film. A deep look into 70's Japanese lifestyle and society's morals, this film is more than just a cop movie. A man on the edge tries to find honor and dignity at both sides but sadly comes to the realization that almost everything except love is corrupt. For mature viewers only!
  Tetsuya Watari hits the spot! The paranoid and criminal on his hard, I-have-seen-it-all-so-try-me face blends perfectly with his character, lost in the streets of a lawless Japan that tries to retrieve its old-time glory. IImpressive skill, as most Japanese actors show. A huge thumbs up for the soundtrack too!
Must watch this : with a bowl of steamed rice and endless bottles of sake, enough to get you drunk the Japanese way.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075441/

Alright, I did it. I smoked two joints

My husband is a mafia boss. Wanna fuck me?

Sup, bitches?

 

Pretty Models All In A Row (1969)

  Mr. Murphy, a photographer, invites models into his house for supposedly legitimate model work but lures them into having sex with him. At some point, he has invited so many models that he can't handle them all on his own. Unexpectedly, three domineering women arrive to his house and dominate him...
  That is some pretty fucked up film! Not for its non existent story, not even for its lame performances but for the mood that creates. Directed by Joseph F. Robertson and starring the notorious Ed Wood, this 'interesting' piece of cinema art is utterly filthy and cheap taste. You have been warned!
  The film actually boasts an impressive female cast ; Heather Starr,  Casey Larrain, Lynn Harris and many others. Impressive not for their acting skills but for their looks and the fact that they appeared in many other films besides this one. Ed Wood finally gets it out of his system (you will know why) and it makes me think whether or not this film was made for this reason...
Must watch this : I would recommend this even less than She Devils of the SS. If you are persistent to watch this, do so on a night of excessive drinking with a few of your bros.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064605/ 

Impersonation of kitsch

Am I doing this right?

Sick!

 

Hercules In The Haunted World (1961) a.k.a Ercole Al Centro Della Terra

  Princess Deianira is kidnapped by evil King Lico. In order to rescue her, Hercules must battle a stone monster and retrieve a golden apple from the Hesperides apple tree. Soon after he finds himself facing the horrors of Hades!
  Maria Bava's first color film (with Franco Prosperi) and certainly one of the best in its kind. Sword and sandal meets early 60's psychedelia combined in a cast of quality fantasy and story telling. The sets and effects are amazing (it is just like taking LSD and tripping through mythical Ancient Greece) and the atmosphere is downright eerie! They don't make them like that anymore!
  Leonora Ruffo plays the majestic as fuck Princess Deianira, Christopher Lee plays Lico and Reg Park is the mighty Hercules. This film was a success from the start, having Lee as the arch enemy and Reg Park (trainer of Arnold Schwarzenegger and probably the best Hercules so far) fight each other in a delirious vortex of mythical adventure!
Must watch this :  even though this is an Italian film, it has to do with Greece. So, dress up in a white bed sheet, take a ladle (for a sword) and enjoy this film with a Greek salad and some white wine on a hot summer day. Watch this only after you have grown a respectable beard.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054850/

Fuck you, Dracula. I ain't buying your shit

Do you think they are down to fuck or what?

Debt collectors fuck off!

 

She Devils of the SS (1973) a.k.a Eine Armee Gretchen

  In the end of World War II, German girls start volunteering to serve in the front lines. Their mission is to help not by fighting but by having sex with the "brave" Nazi soldiers. Things are going pretty well until they get really complicated when the Soviet army is marching upon them.
  Erwin C. Dietrich is a real sick bastard! This film is nothing but exploitation of the most offensive kind. Indeed, She Devils of the SS are way more offensive on the matter than most other Nazisploitation film and the reason is that Nazi soldiers are portrayed as good guys! Combine that with sex in the Dietrich way and goofy characters and ta daa!
  I am not going to talk about acting as the film's characters are not ones to remember any other way than "the general", "the blonde", "the brunette with the nice tits"...So, if you were looking for high-class acting, walk away. The effects and costumes,on the other hand, are quite impressive, handled with vivid colors that actually recreate the era's mood!
Must watch this : I would not recommend this for any other reason other than for the experience. So, if you have to watch this, do it with a pint of German Weissbier and a selection of fine sausages, with or without your Nazi mustache on.
Excerpt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071161/

"Mama, I am going to war" "So why the long face?"

Here, let me show you how it's done

Just a little more upwards, and a little to the right! Perfect!

Night Of The Living Dead (1968), by Eat-UrBrains

  Barbara is out in Pennsylvania with her brother for their annual visit to their father's grave. A weird man attacks them and all of a sudden, Barbara finds herself hiding in a farmhouse with other strangers in order to protect herself from the attacking zombies. It's feeding night and they ain't stopping!
  George A. Romero's full debut as a director definitely put him on the world map of high class directors. If the Italians hadn't been the ones to complete the concept, Romero would have been the father of zombies. Shot in grainy black-and-white, this film is a non-stop thrill ride with amazing characters struggling to stay alive while being attacked by hideous humanoids, all set peacefully in rural America.
  Judith O' Dead gives a hole other meaning to the term 'scream queen' and Duane Jones breaks all social taboos (being black and all) and proves to be quite the hero battling his way through flesh-eating zombies and nimrod hillbillies. All in all, this film boasts amazing performances and impressive effects and even more genuinity.
Must watch this : on a spooky, foggy Friday night with your friends and Monkey Brain shots. After the film, find the girl among your friends with knee-high striped socks and fuck her brains out.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063350/

Pleeeeeease, just the tip!

I'll give it to you raw; I'm going in dry!

Is this the orgy?

Night of the Lepus (1972)

  An Arizona ranch is infested with mongrel rabbits. To take rid of them, owner of the ranch gets the help of a special zoologist who starts injecting these rabbits with hormones and genetically mutated blood in order to disrupt their reproduction. A genetically enlarged test rabbit escapes and it is out for blood...
  You just gotta love these good old 70s Sci-Fi with environmental awareness. William F. Claxton directs this fluffy masterpiece that will surely have you changing between laughing madly and feeling thrilled. The sets are groovy and laid-back (desert scenes and ranches), the acting is quite good and the rabbits are malicious! What are you waiting for?
  DeForest Kelly (Star Trek), Rory Calhoun and Stuart Whitman. All hard-case male characters, the good ol' American way. They turn from scientists and college presidents to gunslingers in a second. Female cast boasts hotty pants Janet Leigh (Psycho) in a not so screaming role!
Must watch this : with a plate of slow-cooked rabbit stew (he he he), a pint of dark beer and a big ass cigar. Invite your friends and enjoy!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069005/

I'm going to eat you next week!

All right boys! Roll them joints up!

ssssssSteroids!