Tarzana, the Wild Girl (1969) a.k.a Tarzana, Sesso Selvaggio

  News of a Kenyan tribe having elected a white girl as their queen reach Sir Donovan's ears, whose daughter was lost in the jungle fifteen years agio together with her mother and other relatives during a plane accident. In his last attempt to see if he can rescue any relative still alive, Sir Donovan gathers a rescue team...
  Tarzana is a stupid little film by Italian Guido Malatesta but have no worries. Although super cheap and super cheesy, this film manages to deliver the right doses of exploitation satisfaction that one may seek when watching such a flick. The story though classic fails to reach an interesting peak and throughout the film you can see cheap inserted stock footage. Don't set the bar too high and this flick might just do the trick for you!
 Ken Clark is the hot stud leading the expedition and the ever-horny Franca Polesello is Donovan's representative. Franco Ressel is the greedy asshole and Raf Baldassarre is the rapist of the group but of course the film is dedicated to Femi Benussi a.k.a Tarzana who is naked throughout the whole 82 minutes. Be careful to notice Beryl Cunningham's gangbangish jungle dance!
Must watch this : with friends otherwise it may be too boring. First, go to your neighborhood's low-cost super market and get ultra cheap and seemingly tropic juices, freeze them and enjoy as smoothie during the film!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065070/

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Special Mission Lady Chaplin (Missione Speciale Lady Chaplin) (1966)

  The story revolves around three main characters ; Lady Chaplin, an atelier owner and fashion stylist, Dick Malloy, an American secret agent, and Zoltan, a rich American specialized in submarine researches. The three characters will find themselves in a whirlwind of international espionage, money and high-class life!
  Alberto De Martino and Sergio Grieco direct this interesting piece of Eurospy. Considered by many the closest thing to James Bond, this film has fast pacing action and beautiful scenes running through its veins. Unlike most Italian Eurospy, this film has a more serious mood and carefully executed special effects. A must-see for James Bond wannabees!
  Ken Clark is the hefty Dick Malloy who everyone attempts to kill in every other scene; a role that suits him just fine might I say! Daniela Bianchi is his 'enemy' and lover spy, who many might remember from the James Bond movie From Russia with love. A fine couple but acting-wise and character-wise, they make you hope you had a romance like that. Deadly and fierce with a tune like that for a soundtrack!
Must watch this : on a shiny and cool autumn afternoon, with a double cappuccino and the company of a lady from another country! Feel like a spy boss dancing that sweet swinger with her with a cigarette in hand!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060704/ 

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