Kiss Me Monster (1969) a.k.a Küß Mich, Monster

  Sexy secret agents Diana and Regina are once again on a secret mission. Following the mysterious trail of a deadly message, the two spies travel to a Caribbean island and seek the traces of a secret society called Abilene that acts in absolute secrecy. Accepting their new mission from Abilene, they will soon find that that end of the mystery is nowhere near...
  Much like Sadist Erotica, Kiss Me Monster is an unorthodox spy spoof film by none other than the notorious Jess Franco. Instead of ultra macho men spies you get two ultra bimbo women spies with an awful taste for a high-class living. Surreal at most of its parts, unbelievable in others, this film guarantees a cheap quality amount of time with a groovy psychedelic soundtrack and the minimum amount of nudity that a Franco film can stand. If you can dig it, dive in!
  Janine Reynaud and Rosanna Yanni are the protagonist super-spy duo. Don't get fooled though. They certainly don't pass for any spies but they can easily go for high maintenance divas. It's not in the purpose of the film to make them look like spies either! Never afraid of danger and always seducing everything in their way they go on and solve the case with or without the help of Chris Howland, Michel Lemoine and Manuel Velasco.
Must watch this : on a hot and slow summer afternoon with a cocktail hard enough to make this movie sufferable! After the film, find the nearest swimming pool and go chill!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061432/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

"Play Smells like teen spirit" "No."

Leave the stage like a lady

We must be getting near Amsterdam

Special Mission Lady Chaplin (Missione Speciale Lady Chaplin) (1966)

  The story revolves around three main characters ; Lady Chaplin, an atelier owner and fashion stylist, Dick Malloy, an American secret agent, and Zoltan, a rich American specialized in submarine researches. The three characters will find themselves in a whirlwind of international espionage, money and high-class life!
  Alberto De Martino and Sergio Grieco direct this interesting piece of Eurospy. Considered by many the closest thing to James Bond, this film has fast pacing action and beautiful scenes running through its veins. Unlike most Italian Eurospy, this film has a more serious mood and carefully executed special effects. A must-see for James Bond wannabees!
  Ken Clark is the hefty Dick Malloy who everyone attempts to kill in every other scene; a role that suits him just fine might I say! Daniela Bianchi is his 'enemy' and lover spy, who many might remember from the James Bond movie From Russia with love. A fine couple but acting-wise and character-wise, they make you hope you had a romance like that. Deadly and fierce with a tune like that for a soundtrack!
Must watch this : on a shiny and cool autumn afternoon, with a double cappuccino and the company of a lady from another country! Feel like a spy boss dancing that sweet swinger with her with a cigarette in hand!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060704/ 

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