Dumb and Dumber (1994)

  Two low-life, incredibly stupid, recently unemployed friends decide to go on a cross-country adventure each for his own reasons. Expecting too much from this trip, the two friends will encounter various crazy obstacles as they complex things more than solve them...
  The masterpiece of dudes' movies, the must-watch for every goofhead or stoner out there! Directed by the Farelly brothers, this movie tells the story of two friends chasing love and kicks but in the most innocent and light-headed way. Incredible atmosphere and old-school comedy do the best trick to get you laughing your ass off!
  Jim Carrey's and Jeff Daniels' combination of unbeatable facial expressions and humorous acting take this movie to another level. Mike Starr follows them quite successfully, until they kill him off (literally) and Lauren Holly is the reason that started the whole adventure in the first place. Awesome actors in a cool-vibe film that will make you forget all your problems!
Must watch this : in the morning, invite one or two friends, make a hefty breakfast with coffee and everything with this smoked-out tune blasting, roll two joints and enjoy the film while you chill heavily. Wake up, it's pot o' clock!!!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109686/

The face of love at first sight

Trolling yo shit fer days!

Every true man can relate!

Lover of the Monster (1974) a.k.a Le Amanti Del Mostro

  The story of a scientist who moves to a new house with his wife to get a fresh start on their problematic marriage. It does not seem like a good start and things get even worse when he discovers some of his father's diaries that turn him into a crazed monster...
  Boring at times but certainly unique in most of its aspects, Lover of the Monster was directed by Sergio Garrone. It is in fact a twisted version of the classic novel about Dr. Jekyll and his dive into the abyss of hid mind. Here, the hero goes on a random killing spree while (rightfully) suspecting his wife of cheating on him. You just gotta love the mental atmosphere in these movies...
  Klaus Kinski plays the scientist that goes mad and Katia Christine plays the beautiful reason about that! Undoubtedly, this movie would suck even more badly if it wasn't for the almighty Klaus Kinski. Not only does he bring his ghastly mood with him in the film but also manages to freak you out with his eyes and movements. This man was either born a psycho or a really good actor!
Must watch this : with a glass of orange liqueur and some fine salty Italian cheese with the pleasant company of a lady friend. After the film, talk about relationships and cheating.
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421593/ 

Shit, you got the sheets all red again...

I've seen things, man...

Look, I know you are fucking my wife so drop it!

 

Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark (1981)

  Indiana Jones, famous archeologist and world adventurer, is hired by the U.S government in order to execute a hard mission; he has to find the Ark of the Covenant and has to do so before the Nazis. The search is on and everyone wants his head and the power of the Ark...
  Steven Spielberg hits hard with this classic fantasy adventure. At the peak of his long career, Spielberg was not afraid to take small risks to get his way into the mood that he thought was best. And the result is far more than averagely pleasing. Good doses of cheesy and macho humor, fast-pacing action with a nerdy feel to it and lots of exotic places. The best to take your mind away.
  Young Harrison Ford works well in the shoes of Indiana Jones while achieving an easy-breezy machoism with a careless, adventurous Don Juan vibe to it. Karen Allen suits Ford just fine as the raunchy feminist with a crush for Jones. Basically, the movie revolves almost entirely around them so there is not much space for other characters. 
Must watch this : on a boring and extremely hot summer day, when your responsibilities won't let you escape reality. Make yourself a Mojito (or 2 or 3), sit back and enjoy all the exotic places!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082971/ 

Scientifically proven, bitches be crazy!

Please tell me it's at least kush!

Surprise, motherfuckers!

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999), by Silent Guardian

  A hired African American killer, who lives under the "Hagakure" Code of the Samurai, is hired for the murder of a mobster. During the execution of the contract, an eyewitness is there, creating a problem in the evolution of the murder. From this moment onwards, the bosses want him dead ...
  Live by the Code, die by the Code. Jim Jarmush takes a hit at contemporary ethics and criminals, with a  touch of melancholy, within the meaning of fine lines and balances. Modern-era hitmen, Samurai ethics, hip hop and Black culture and the shaky ethics of living outside and against the law. For real people with real values only.
  Forest Whitaker probably gives his life-time quality performance. Balancing gracefully through Jim Jarmush's ironic, poetic and smart scenes under the sounds of old-school hip-hop RZA-style, Whitaker is the Last Samurai way before Tom Cruise. Flanked by John Tormey, Isaac De Bankole and Camille Winbush, he really gets him message through : Do not be compatible with any new reality and always choose a law and a code to live by.
Must watch this : on a regular September afternoon with a cup of green tea. After the film, spend some time meditating on some tripped-out tunes like that and then go out and look for a reason to beat down a random motherfucker that deserves it. The only way to let off steam!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165798/

Oh,glorious pigeon overlord, give me your secrets.

But if you practice here then where am I going to grow all my weed?

Mothafuckas tryin' to ice me, but mothafucka iz immortal!

Venus in Furs (1969) a.k.a Paroxismus

  A jazz musician witnesses the assault of a young woman at a millionaire's party. The next day, he finds her dead at the beach and confused, he leaves for Rio where he lives with a young female singer. Unexpectedly, he meets a woman much like the victim and he starts to pursue her to find out who she is...
  When heavy psychoactive substances interact with a flow of smooth jazz and Jess Franco interferes, then you get something like this film. The lack of exact continuity creates a mood of trippy haze and with the nostalgic and sensual scenes that only Franco can create, Venus in Furs is sure to take you away from your personal and into another. 60's, drugs, parties, music and travels...
  The cast is, as usual in early Franco's films, totaly off the hook. Maria Rohm, Barbara McNair, James Darren and Klaus Kinski giving a truly great dramatic performance. Grasping the dopy mood of the film from the balls, the actors dive themselves so deep in their characters that it is like like living the experience in reality.
Must watch this : on a Saturday, right before you go to a house party, with a glass of Southern Comfort. At the party, try to get as wasted as you can and don't leave until someone is dead or it is already 12 of the next morning. In the early morning hours that everyone is exhausted and wasted, set the mood with that jammy shit and some joints.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064789/

Naked already? It must be my lucky day!

Jammin' dat trumpet

Oh, snap! Not again!

Valhalla Rising (2009)

  One-Eye. a mute Norse warrior, is held captive by a Norse chieftain and used as a fighter for his bets. When One-Eye escapes his clutches, him and a young boy join a group of Christian Vikings on what was to be a crusade. Instead, they find an unknown new land but they don't seem to fit in...
  Nicolas Winding Refn is on fire! This interesting director from Denmark directs this highly atmospheric film. Divided in six chapters, each narrating a different aspect, this film is almost entirely allegoric. Don't try to find a meaning in this film from the start otherwise you'll lose the point. Instead, let it roll and then let it get to you.
  Mads Mikkelsen does a great work here. It is impressive how he goes throughout the entire film without even saying one word, letting his expressions and body language do all the work. I value that skill greatly in an actor and even if the film may seem boring at times, Mads takes it up a notch.
Must watch this : on a cold and windy November night, with the window open to let the chill come in. Gather your friends (the ones with whom you have philosophical dialogues), put on some heavy incense, get a cigarette each and a glass of neat alcohol and let the movie you draw you into the mist! After the movie, keep doing whatever you do (smoking, drinking, tripping) with that atmospheric shit !
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862467/

Are we there yet? I gotta pee!

Damn it , man! Stop blazing it! I can't see shit!

He changed religion...Kill him!

Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)

  Six random people are lured to a small town in the South where citizens are preparing for the Centennial. The festivity mood intoxicates the six people that have no idea of the reason of the celebration, which is to kill six Yankees as a revenge for the town's destruction during the Civil War...
  Considered by many Herschell Gordon Lewis' most complete film, this is one real shocker. Social distortion at its finest, fake blood, gore, South vs. North all set in the beautiful American landscape.Highly entertaining in its essence and most thrilling in its mood, this film may be offensive to many people but then again who cares?
  The actors are all B-movie cast (or even C or D) so make no mistake about that. Don't expect something that will change your life but be sure that the actors do their amateur best to portray their characters whether it's an old hillbilly or a frightened girl. In what they do, no one can beat them so fuck Oscars and the likes!
Must watch this : right before you set off for a road trip with your friends to a village in the middle of nowhere.This movie will make you extra suspicious against "them old village peeps". Remember to take knives with you for protection! Why knives and not guns, you'll ask...Gun's for show, knife's for a pro!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058694/

Oh, look! They are about to set a huge bonfire!

'Murica !

Wait a second, now! This don't feel like a beauty pageant, not one bit!