Relations (1969) a.k.a Sonja - 16 år

  Pege, a middle-aged man, has relationship problems with wife who seems to be too cold to work it out anyway. Frustrated and lost, Pegel starts fooling around with 16-year-old Sonja who leads him on a distorted path to sexual and sensual fulfilment...
  Hans Abramson and Brandon Chase direct this masterpiece of EuroSleaze! It comes out as ordinary sexploitation flick but it is a lot more than that. The European air and mood are too present to let this film be just an exploitation film. The directors pay close attention to giving another perspective to the whole subject of relationships and of course they do so through some vivid and lewd depictions of sex and tense dialogues. If you are too frigid, don't watch. It takes open-minded European eyes to swallow it down!
   Bjørn Puggaard-Müller is the adulterer who found his second youth and Gertie Jung is the young nymph wo allows him to take this second taste of the saucy youth! Both act quite convincingly, as if they were actually in this small erotic adventure. Jeanne Darville, Poul Glargaard and Isa Møller Sørensen fill up the rest of the crew and complete this borderline sensually distorted movie.
Must watch this : alone or with a friend of the other sex. After the film, talk about relationships, sex and cheating with this groovy fucker playing. Chances are you will have sex afterwards!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065129/

Am I not too young for you?

Hmmm, so I wasn't too young after all!

I am a defiler of innocent youth!

Blazing Saddles (1974)

  The railway has to pass through an old rusty city and in order to scare the citizens, a corrupt political boss appoints a black sheriff hoping that the audacity will create anarchy. Unluckily for him, the new black sheriff teams up with the Waco Kid and they only mean business...
  Mel Brooks directs and plays in this whacky parody/spoof of old western movies. Being  a spoof, this movie has even more cliches than a normal western movie (sheriff, gangs, guns, saloon women etc) but all of them are satirized, sometimes crudely sometimes smoothly. The overall result is an easy-breezy western parody that makes a good laugh and gives a good mood!
  Cleavon Little plays the notorious black sheriff-pimp and Gene Wilder is his old gun legend friend, the Waco Kid. On the other side, there is Harvey Korman, the slimy corrupt politician, Slim Pickens as his stupid right hand and Mel Brooks, the ever-horny governor who was elected to fuck and not to read. Of course, we can't forget Madeline Kahn who finds her master in Bart's face!
Must watch this : watch it alone on hot summer morning with your coffee and breakfast. Start your day positively and then head directly to the beach and continue blazin'.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/

Nobody moves...I just shat myself.

Please, people maintain your cattle!

Whoever loses is an immigrant!

The Beach Girls (1982)

  Three young girls head to a beach house for vacation. Not losing any chance, they host a big open party where everyone is invited one way or the other. Soon, the party gets wild when a cargo of marijuana gets in the girls' hands and everything gets out of hand and out of their clothes...
  Bud Townsend directs this not-so-classic-American-sex-comedy. On one hand it is yet another comedy with cheap adolescent humor and a lot of boobs but on the other hand you get the feeling that it has just a bit more quality than the rest of its genre. Of course don't expect a twisted plot or anything too smart but the nudity, the feel-good California-in-the-80's mood and your soft rock vibes are there so jump  in!
  Everything in this film is 80's cult and so is the acting. You can see the effort all the actors put into making themselves look and appear funny and it works. Not by talent but for the effort only. Adam Roarke, a legend in 60's biker films, ironically plays the clean-cut uncle of one of the girls. Debra Blee, Val Kline, Jeana Keough and James Daughton are the main protagonists and ,yeah you guessed it, they spend most of their screen time naked,flirting or making out! Cheers!
Must watch this : with all your friends, girls and boys, and lots of cool cocktails right when the summer vacation is about to start. Watch out for interesting party ideas and try to apply them to you your summer adventures. During the film, everyone needs to help everyone hook up!
No need for a trailer as none was found!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083628/

Ah, I can't see the view!

Sauna blazin'

I think you should know...I am a virgin

Ed Wood (1994)

  The story of Ed Wood and how he got from a wannabe director, editor, scriptwriter , etc to the worst director of all times. The story explains how he got his first break, his relationship with Bela Lugosi and Vampira, his strange vice to wear women's clothes and how he finally came to make his best worst film.
  Tim Burton decides to take a huge risk and direct the biography (or as close as it can get) of the most notorious filmmaker in the history of world cinema. The movie has a great pace and progress, filled with comedy and weirdness and with enough drama to make you feel melancholic. Interesting narration through the first anxious steps of cinema, an inside view in the problems of film making and funding and a personality that was just too poor for his times and profession.A great film about vanity and how life should be to make your own visions true and not others'.
  Johnny Depp in yet another one of his strange roles and he really does it well. He doesn't try to reenact as Ed Wood himself but he tries to portray the strangeness of his personality in his own way. Sarah Jessica Parker is his first wife and in this film she says the best line of her career. Martin Landau is incredible as horror legend Bela Lugosi while Patricia Arquette, Jeffrey Jones and Bill Murray fill the rest of the seats.
Must watch this : on a cool night after a big dinner at a Mexican restaurant and a couple of Margaritas. Let the story of Ed Wood inspire you into starting your life all over again and making it your own this time and do so with that chillout mothermother as a soundtrack!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109707/

So, we gonna get stoned or what?

I will let you have my wife for a night if you produce my movie! She's gonna leave me anyway!

I sense bullshit in the air!

Casino (1995)

  The story of wo best friends, Sam 'Ace' Rothstein and Nicky Santoro, and how they reached the top of the mafia world starting from small-time thugs to big time corrupt entrepreneurs. A wild ride through money, casinos, gambling, booze, drugs, violence and a trophy wife!
  Martin Scorsese definitely has a niche for filming movies about people that came to power by looking down upon the society's laws and how the uphill turned them into greedy monsters that eventually kill their own selves. He certainly does it so poetical;y, though, closely examining each element of their psychosynthesis and portraying its positive and negative side as a harmonious two-steps-forward-three-step back ride to death. Hats off!
  Robert DeNiro  and Joe Pesci go together like hamburger goes with fries, like gambling goes with losing. One completes the other in this wheel of fortune that is bound to turn against them. Sharon Stone completes the main cast as the poisonous woman that has to have everything. James Woods, Don Rickles, Frank Vincent and many other classic, mafia faces appear and elevate this movie to the top of the mountain of coke they just imported!
Must watch this : with your best buds only, pizza and  heavy atmosphere. This movie doesn't need any women around, this is about Rocknrollas! After the film, daydream about being out of the law, rich and full of women. Keep daydreaming until it hurts and then listen to that mellow sucka to calm you down.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112641/

Turn back! I forgot my toothbrush!

I am all ears for your bullshit!

Cocaine, not even once!

Horror Of Dracula (1958) a.k.a Dracula

  After Jonathan Harker's failed attempt to murder Dracula in his castle, he flees to a nearby town and starts preying on Harker's fiancée. Doctor Van Helsing joins the fight against Dracula and he seems to be the only one able to protect her and strike a definitive blow to the vampire's heart...
  Classic Hammer Productions director Terence Fisher brings one of the most classic and most complete films in the cinema legend of Dracula.Back then, Hammer Films weren't yet evolved in what we all came to love and that is obvious in the settings and the mood of the film. You can witness the slow transformation, the turning into a very good production and you can see that this movie still didn't have those. But that doesn't mean that this film is not as good as the others. On the other hand, this film is the father!
  A long and fruitful legendary friendship and co-operation started with this film as this was the first time Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing met as arch enemies (in The Curse of Frankenstein they weren't sworn enemies). Paying total respect to Bram Stoker's work, the two actors together with the rest of the cast (Melissa Stribling, Michael Gough, Carol Marsh etc) present a fine work of professionalism and passion for the Gothic horror!
Must watch this : for some reason this movie goes well with a plateful of the good ol' goulash, a pint of smooth Indian Pale Ale and a pipe filled with  fine tobacco! Enjoy alone on a random night and make the night your faithful bitch!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051554/

Help me, please. I don't know any geography!

Dear diary, if I wasn't a vampire hunter I would definitely want to be a pornstar!

Get it off me, please!

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

  Introvert and socially awkward detective Ichabod Crane is sent to Sleepy Hollow to investigate the the murders of 3 people. All three were beheaded and during his stay there, the bodies start to pile up. Soon, Ichabod will find out that he is in the middle of a carefully planned assassination plan that has much darker motives than he ever thought...
  Tim Burton goes beyond all borders and directs probably the best pure horror movie of the 90's. Creating an eerie web of witchcraft and dark folklore and setting it in an atmosphere where grey is the lightest color, Burton manages to give you the creeps without using any cheap tricks. The amazing photography and carefully executed settings make the film more realistic and so believable.The gloomy mood of the film sets the bar high, takes you by the balls and drags you through its muddy forests.
  Johnny Depp ,sometimes, is more than the pretty boy that every girl loves. He has great talent when it comes to impersonating weird characters and he is the only one who could star in this film for sure. Christina Ricci and Miranda Richardson are equally good in their roles, giving amazingly heavy performances. Michael Gambon and Christopher Walken complete the cast for this masterpiece of modern goth horror film!
Must watch this : on a frightful night when outside there is heavy, unstoppable rain and strong wind. Dim the lights, lights some candles, make some Bloody Mary and enjoy this with your girlfriend in your arms. Let the weather combine with the movie and put you in its creepy mood.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162661/

I did it! I pleased her on her red days!

Hey man, why don't you gimme some of dat dope

What the first guy said ! I did it too!