Pineapple Express (2008)

  A process server loses hold of his life when he goes to the right place at the wrong time. Now, he and his drug dealer need to run away from hitmen and corrupt police in order to stay alive out of the ongoing drug war they found themselves into. Of course, all of this is extremely difficult while in the haze of the new strain of pot named Pineapple Express...
  Directed by David Gordon Green and written by non other than Seth Rogen and his buds, this may be the landmark of new-age stoner comedy (at least for me). Benevolent humor with a great dose of THC mixed in it and an air of freshness and cool vibes, this film will put a smile on your face no matter what you have smoked. 
  Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride, Kevin Corrigan and Craig Robinson are the delinquent team that star here. Young, funny, weirdly motivated and utterly high, they are a promising new hope for the future of the genre. My personal favorite is Craig Robinson; this motherfucker is off the hook. 
Must watch this : with a big ass joint in hand (or plenty of alcohol) and cheap food for the munchies. Gather your bros and blaze one up!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910936/

The epitome of rolling architecture

Guess where...!?

Imma kill mothafuckas with ma bare hands

Battle Beneath the Earth (1967)

  Start buzzing noises are starting to be heard from under the ground in the American west coast. Military authorities will realize that a Chinese general has built underground tunnels running from China to U.S.A's most major military bases. He has put atomic bombs under each target and American soldiers now have to fight the enemy under the ground!
  Montgomery Tully's last film as a director is certainly a mixed-feelings one. On the one side you have the Sci-Fi characteristic that makes this film good from the start and on the other side you have the silly plot that's handled poorly! Tunnels that run underneath the Pacific Ocean and Chinese running throughout them? Whaaaaat? You must have been high!
  The acting follows the lead of the plot here! Silly and goofy but downright entertaining. Fearless American soldiers throw themselves at the enemy's front lines to save the country (Cold War much???) but their effort is amazingly funny and so is their performance. I still would rather watch this, though, than watch anything on T.V. Stay away from T.V kids, it is a dream killer!
Must watch this : with the bros on a random summer afternoon when you are too bored to go out. Make Tequila Sunrises, chill out and laugh your ass off.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061387/

I've seen things, man! Weird things!

Get me a dish of Chow Mein, quick!

What do you mean I do not look Chinese?

Eyes Behind The Wall (1977) a.k.a L'Occhio Dietro La Parete

  An old paralyzed man and his wife start to spy on the young man to whom they rent an apartment. It starts out as a simple act of curiosity and research for the old man's next novel but soon things will get mixed up when his wife has sex with the young strange man. Old secrets will resurface haunt them once again...
  Giuliano Petrelli directs this intense, unique blend of giallo and drama. The atmosphere builts up progressively throughout the film and escalate in a fine result. Classic giallo-ish colours and mood that remind that this is an Italian film and you should expect the most twisted ending.
  High-class acting that most serious drama films would be jealous of! The old man, the wife, the young man and the butler all play their best in portraying their socially awkward and weird characters. Fernando Rey, Olga Bisera, John Phillip Law and José Quaglio all deserve an Oscar equivalent for underground films, especially Olga Bisera for getting naked. A moody soundtrack binds everything together and there is only one thing to say : Europe, bitch!
Must watch this : with your most perverted (not sexually) and socially weird female friend you have. Enjoy with a dish of Pasta Napolitana with pecorino cheese!
A tasty start 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076485/ 

I have a boner

Hey, man. This is not even kush!

I like my tea sweet, just like my men

Batman (1966)

  The Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler and Catwoman join forces in order to destroy the world. They have in their hands a secret invention that instantly dehydrates people and plan to hold the world ransom with it. Once again, the only ones who can stop them are Batman and Robin...
  Leslie H. Martinson does the first step and brings the legend of Batman into the big screen. Previously a T.V series, this film was the first to portray an adventure of Batman and Robin in the length of a feature. Downright hilarious, utterly comical, respecting the original comic series, this flick has interesting special effects (I would say cheap but okay!) and vivid colors matching those of a comics pages! My personal favorite of all the Batman films.
  Adam West is Batman (silly and goofy at times but he is Batman) and Burt Ward is his assistant, Robin.
Lee Meriwether is the saucy Catwoman (purrrrfect), Cesar Romero is the  Joker, Burgess Meredith is the Penguin and Frank Gorshin is the Riddler. All actors get the mood of the film and do a great job at portaying their characters both seriously and with the proper amount of punchlines that a comic film should have!
Must watch this :  with a Happy Meal from McDonald's (or something equally shitty fast-food restaurant) and your bros. Find your inner child and laugh your ass off as you witness Batman trying to get rid of a bomb.
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060153/

"Do you know how to fly that thing?" "Your mother taught me, Robin. Please"

Yes, is this 911? I have an emergency in my pants! Hue Hue Hue

Saving the pussy for later

The Last Samurai (2003), by Silent Guardian

 1876. Captain Nathan Algren, a former war legend and drunkard, is hired by the Japanese military forces as an advisor in order to destroy the samurai clans that still resist to surrender. Captured by the samurais in a battle, he gets stuck in their village and finds out that he was on the wrong side after all...
  Edward Zwick, as a director, captures unprecedentedly and effectively the meaning, the honor and the tradition of the Samurai. A concept forgotten in an era where the value of the ethical code of the Samurai seems to be a thing of another dimension, this film succeeds in portraying only a glimpse of their long lost glory.
   Tom Cruise does surprisingly well in his role as a Japanised newborn American who finds a way to escape from his shit, booze-soaked life. Ken Watanabe is the man who captures him at first but then ecomes his teacher, mentor, new-life initiator and finally a friend in battle! Finally, Koyuki plays Taka, an dead samurai's wife and the love of Captain Algren. Heavy mood, heavy acting about something that needs even heavier balls ; freedom!
Must watch this : with your father, your grandfather and your best friends. Gather, make primitive manly food and try to hide your tears in the end. Besides, you are men and men just weep.
***Dedicated to the writer, because it helped him gather powers to move on in a very difficult period of his life, teaching him that honor is a rare value that slowly disappears from our times.
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325710/ 

I am utterly drunk right now. Can you tell?

Did you just touch my ....? Da fuck?

I am here to kick some Japanese ass, no offense boys.

Special Mission Lady Chaplin (Missione Speciale Lady Chaplin) (1966)

  The story revolves around three main characters ; Lady Chaplin, an atelier owner and fashion stylist, Dick Malloy, an American secret agent, and Zoltan, a rich American specialized in submarine researches. The three characters will find themselves in a whirlwind of international espionage, money and high-class life!
  Alberto De Martino and Sergio Grieco direct this interesting piece of Eurospy. Considered by many the closest thing to James Bond, this film has fast pacing action and beautiful scenes running through its veins. Unlike most Italian Eurospy, this film has a more serious mood and carefully executed special effects. A must-see for James Bond wannabees!
  Ken Clark is the hefty Dick Malloy who everyone attempts to kill in every other scene; a role that suits him just fine might I say! Daniela Bianchi is his 'enemy' and lover spy, who many might remember from the James Bond movie From Russia with love. A fine couple but acting-wise and character-wise, they make you hope you had a romance like that. Deadly and fierce with a tune like that for a soundtrack!
Must watch this : on a shiny and cool autumn afternoon, with a double cappuccino and the company of a lady from another country! Feel like a spy boss dancing that sweet swinger with her with a cigarette in hand!
Trailer 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060704/ 

Scientifically proven, bitches be crazy!

Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?

Fucking fake waterpistol

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

  Dr. Victor Frankenstein is now in ail waiting his conviction and confesses his lifetime experiences to a priest. We learn about his early days and how he was tutored by Paul Krempe and later became his assistant and colleague. He explains his first attempts to bring to life a dead dog and finally how he managed to bring his monster to life and come at knives with Paul Krempe.
  The first film in the long film story of Frankenstein and what a way to start it! Terence Fischer could not be absent from the director's seat! Directing leaves a great space to the characters to express their talents and evolve their characters grim psychosynthesis. This movie delves deeper into the psychological cosmos of Dr. Frankenstein rather his creation.
  Peter Cushing as Frankenstein (who else? ), Christopher Lee as the creature, Robert Urquhart as  Dr. Krempe and Hazel Court as Elizabeth, Frankenstein's fling thing. A classic British cast worthy of its name and fame, all these actors do more than a great job here. It is like you are reading an old and dusty book in a hut in the woods by the fireplace and the writing is so vivid that you are actually in the book! This movie is that good.
Must watch this : as I set the mood with fireplaces and everything , I should keep it. Watch this on the windiest night of February, by the fireplace with a selection of cheese and sausages. Let the wind be a reminder of all the foul things that linger in the dark outside...
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050280/

Fuck the police!

And this is how you get pussy!

'Scuse me, Sir. Is this the set of Dracula?