Capriccio (1987)

  An American couple who met each other during the World War II, they return to the island Capri for vacation. The failures in their marriage force them to search for their past love affairs with whom they had both kept contact. When these fail too, they understand they are meant for each other...
  This is not one of Tinto Brass' best films but it's still very good and much better than most of the classic romantic films we know. Stepping far away from the romantic formula, this film even dares to walk in pornographic paths that may deceit the amateur viewer so as to appear as just porn. The story and the intense dialogues together with an amazing cinematography prove the complete opposite.
  Just like any lewd director is supposed to do, Tinto Brass chooses only the best and the better looking actors and actresses he can and in this film he maintains to do so. Nicola Warren, Andy J. Forest, Francesca Dellera, Isabella Biagini and Vittorio Caprioli all dance a dance of extreme erotic emotions and situations that tingle the amorous neurons of your brain!
Must watch this :  on a rainy boring November afternoon. Make yourself an espresso con panna, grab a hot and steamy chocolate croissant and enjoy this film alone. Tinto gives lessons as to how love and sex should be!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092720/

#instadick

Yeah, and that's kind of how I created the first phone...

Da fuck old man?

Killer Party (1986)

  Three college girl friends decide to join a sorority. After they face their challenges and get admitted, they organize a party in a forbidden frat building where many years ago a member of a fraternity was "accidentally" killed. Out to have fun, no one will believe what is coming for them...
  This one flick here is a classic 80's slasher but with a bit of twist. William Fruet decides to walk off the beaten path and combines serial killers with demon possession. I can't say I was not impressed as the result is quite fascinating but I have got to protest against two deficiencies ; gore and nudity. In my dictionary, slasher films have plenty of gore which this film lacks and all the female cast at one point or another gets half naked at least once, something which only happens in one scene! Were it not for these two, we would be talking about a very good slasher with the guts to be a classic!
  Because the female cast is so beautiful, that is why is more pity that they are not nude! Meet Joanna Johnson, the ever-frightened college girl who gets possessed, and Elaine Wilkes and Sherry Willis-Burch as her best friends. Personally, I fell in love with Willis-Burchbut it was no good anyway ; she lost her legs anyway!
Must watch this : this one calls for nacho-covered french fries and huge-ass burgers! Invite your girl and watch it together on a random autumn night.
Segment
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091338/

College life

Is this the set for Swamp Thing?

Ehmm.guys, I think I changed the gravity

Day of the Dead (1985)

  A group of  soldiers, scientists and civilians are isolated in an underground bunker while the entire world is tortured by the zombie plague. Seeking a scientific solution to the problem, the group captures and conducts experiments on zombies. When friction begins to arise between soldiers and scientists, everything changes...
  In the third addition to his so-called Dead trilogy, George A. Romero uses the classic recipe ; zombies outside, people inside and at some point the people inside just can't take it no more. The story, set as it is, allows the characters to unfold and play their part in the progress and not just be bullet-spitting maniacs. But when they need to be that, this film does boast some highly believable special effects that bring up a fresh sense of gore!
  It must not be so hard to act in a zombie film. I mean, most of your thunder is stolen by zombies anyway! Either way, the cast uses the script successfully and each actor plays his character to the max. Lori Cardille, only girl inside a group of dicks, Sherman Howard is ZomBob the friendly zombie, Joseph Pilato is enjoyably the prick chief in command and the smooth and always cool rastafari Terry Alexander.
Must watch this :  get your friends, several boxes of low quality pizza and the cheapest combo of soda drinks. Gore goes only with filthy fast food!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088993/

'Scuse me,sir. Where da hospital be?

Be a good lad and don't forget to shave and brush your teeth!

Shotgun!

Bachelor Party (1984)

  Rick Gassko is what you would define a devoted womanizer ; never cares too much about anything, always finds an opportunity to flirt and is always talking about women with his gang. When he decides to get married, his friends organize his bachelor party where he has to prove his loyalty and how serious he can be...
  Around a decade before movies about male friends and casual sex adventures started being catchy, Bachelor Party innocently set the standards! Neal Israel hasn't done such a great job (for a comedy about guys it could have been much funnier) but he took the tradition of the bachelor party and stretched to every extend to see which aspect can be humorous and which can't. The outcome is a casual 105 minutes of slapstick humor and lame puns which in the end leaves a smile on the viewer's face.
  Tom Hanks in his early steps is quite something. His energy and moves show a great bursting character and in the case of this film here, he appears as immature as the role wants him to be. His brother, William Tepper, is as iconic as he is and Tawny Kitaen is the lucky lady who gets to marry him. The rest of the gang is
Barry Diamond, Gary Grossman, Gradford Bancroft, Michael Dudikoff and Adrian Zmed and they are all out to get what hey have waited for so many years. Booze and hookers is the law!
Must watch this : when the most idiot of your friends decides to get married first (you know who that is even before that happens) from the gang. Get ideas about his bachelor party and no matter how much he protests against it, make this party one to be remembered! Just in case, make sure get the strippers' and hookers' phone number!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086927/

Family jewels

Ghandi's girls be practicing the Kama Sutra, partner

When a girl comes in at the party

Scalps (1983)

  Six archeology students are sent out on a research trip in the desert with the task of digging up an old Indian burial site and collecting any material they find. Despite, the warnings of their professor and an old Indian drunkard, they trespass the sacred place and wake up unwanted spirits...
  Fred Olen Ray is an ever-working protector of the cult and sleaze genre. This film is a fine specimen of his early, ultra low-budget and extra sleazy work. Even with a budget of 56,35$ (as I roughly estimated), Freddie manages to create a fantastic mood equal to the loneliness of the desert and as frightful as the windy desert nights. Special effects are not a big plus but you can't have it all either. For a slasher fan,this is a treat ; for any other other person it's total shit!
  Rumor has it, the budget was equally split between the cast in order to pay the fast-food delivery that was needed throughout the shoots. Setting apart all the jokes,though, acting is not that great but it certainly fits just right in the total combination. Jo-Ann Robinson is the one that stands out (both because of her character an her acting) because of that incomparable glare of total daze in her eyes. Like she was baked every day in the sets!
Must watch this : on a hot summer day right after you have prepared this day's lunch ; spaghetti with red wine-and-tomato sauce! After the film, chill with this fucker and dream of deserts filled with Indian spirits!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086248/

Before the smartphone age

Take that mini shovel and dig a hole in your...

Still waiting for my Oscar

Creepshow (1982)

  Inspired by E.C. Comics of the 1950's, five unique stories of horror that chill the blood come to haunt you when you sleep. A dead father comes back to haunt his family, a lone man is infected by a meteorite, a psychopath murders his unfaithful wife, a possessed crate spreads fear and hordes of cockroaches raid a man's house!
  George A. Romero goes over the top once again and works together with Stephen King for this magnificent piece of pulp horror cinema! An amazing atmosphere is strongly vivid throughout the film and each scene is like it's pulling you closer in in a comic book's rusty yellow pages. King lets his fantasy runs fast, Romero lets his camera absorb everything and Tom Savini lets his magic hands brings monstrosities to life!
  If you thought this is actually horrifying then I am afraid I will let you down! This film is all about the horror and Sci-Fi atmosphere; it's like a grandma telling a tale. And because it does take itself too seriously (or does it?), this film employs talents such as Leslie Nielsen, Hal Holbrook, Adrienne Barbeau, E.G. Marshall and Ed Harris for a more classy vibe. Even Stephen King has a little role as the Weed man (I bet that pun was intended by himself too).
Must watch this :  ideally on a rainy November night (or on Halloween), wearing your pajamas and holding your teddy bear real tight! Order a large pizza and a Diet Coca Cola to accompany!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083767/

Damn, bitch. You're as dry as I am!

Make my day, punk!

SHIT! I can't even dial for help!

Cannibal Ferox (1981)

  A group of anthropologists take a journey in the jungles of Colombia hoping to prove that the traditional tribes are not cannibals. They stumble upon a band of drug dealers who use the natives to process the coca leaf. When the natives can't take no more, it's time for a bloody revenge...
  Banned in 31 countries until recently, this film is definitely not a treat for the virgin eyes. Umberto Lenzi spares no expenses in making yet another violently shocking cannibal film. The level of gore is more than the average and you get fancy little scenes of random mutilation, torture and some extra violence on animals (the last one is real). It is rightfully considered a classic in its genre but be warned ; if you are used to tomato-style blood in films maybe you are not ready for it yet!
  Giovanni Lombardo Radice, Lorraine De Selle, Danilo Mattei, Zora Kerova and Walter Lucchini. It's not a surprise many of the actors in the cast where billed with a fake name. Not all actors were confident enough to be sure that their name in a film of such gore and violence would not hurt their possible careers. Nevertheless, the Italian finesse (even in such a film) is visible in the actors' performances ; you can sense that beneath the filth and shock lies talent!
Must watch this : we all have our violent anger outbreaks every now and then. If not, then I should better check myself. The point is that during those outbreaks when you really need to strangle a motherfucker, it is better to put this film to play. You won;t be hurting anyone but still you will get he satisfaction that somebody is getting it, real hard and painful!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082700/

So, how about I show you girls this thing I was talking about the other day?

Da fuck did I do last night?

This sure don't look good

Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead (1980) Le Notti Erotiche Dei Morti Viventi

  A land developer buys an island and plans to build and operate a luxury hotel there. He gets to the island with his girlfriend and the captain that took them there. Soon, they meet a voodoo shaman couple who warns them that the island is cursed and staying there will be dangerous...
  This might just one of the most intriguing porn movie I have ever seen. And, yes, you got me ; It's a porn film (hardcore) but the profound presence of a story makes you forget all about it! Amazing, idyllic and tropic sceneries make the perfect spot for a porn movie but what happens when voodoo zombies start coming up, hungry for flesh? Well, Joe D'Amato really has the answer but you have to watch it to believe it. It's like a hot-and-cold shower ; one time hot, steamy sex scenes and the other horrifying, gory zombies!
  Laura Gemser seems like she was made for such roles! Even when she has to portray zero acting talent, she swags off the scenes with her nudity and amazing blank look on her eyes. George Eastman is also quite enjoyable and he had to be since this is his story, Dirce Funari is a classic minx and Mark Shannon got hired only for his mustache!
Must watch this :  if you watch it alone, it will be an amazing experience, since you will be watching porn with the most amazing plot twist. If you watch it with someone, your girlfriend might be the most suitable person. If she doesn't appreciate it, slap her back to her senses!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079642/

Oh, my baby is gonna love this!

We want meat, we want meat!

A goat, this babe here, and a cigar for you boat? It's a fair deal, white man!

Mad Max (1979)

  In a dystopian future, policemen struggle to sustain biker gangs that spread anarchy throughout the state. During a chase, officer Max kills the Nightrider, a gang's leader. To take revenge, the gang kills his partner and Max quits out of fear for his family. When, his wife and kid get killed by the gang, Max takes the law in his hands...
  The iconic hero persona of Mad Max starts here and gladly came to stay. His story is not one of a kind (it's a classic transform-and-revenge story) but the fact that it is set in the lonely and dangerous Australian desert gives it a whole new perspective. George Miller does not invent the wheel but we sure do like his view on it ; dusty and fast and leather-y with a lot of violence in it and just the perfect Aussie accent to get enough of your attention. If you haven't seen Mad Max, you are just a baby!
  Mel Gibson's first boost may as well have been this flick here. Mel gets to practice on his "mad" look and raunchy character but does not go off limits, just enough to make himself a cult icon. Hugh Keays-Byrne gets too theatrical but it's all in the game, since he is the deranged new gang leader, and Steve Bisley is Max's partner who gets his unjust side of the coin. Speaking of cult, I do not think I have seen a more awkward but unique police chief than Roger Ward. Obey the stache!
Must watch this : boring day, boring weather, boring everything. Make a cappuccino, get this playing and drive the boredom away. After the film, get in your car and drive around town hoping you can find some punks to get in trouble with!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079501/

That's some deep talk right there, kid!

Now, you are my bitch

"Police Brutality" "Shut up"

The Deer Hunter (1978)

  A group of friends spends their days working at the factory, getting drunk and hunting deers. Three of the friends get drafted fro Vietnam and things change dramatically. Two of them return back live but totally changed and one of them gets stuck in his own hell back in Vietnam...
  Michael Cimino may have directed the most epic anti-war film ever made. Much like Apocalypse Now, The Deer Hunter is a non-stop sequence through intense scenes that put you right into the shoes of the characters. Showing how easily a war can affect even people that are not directly in it, this film draws a fine picture of what the toll of war is to everyday people. Heavily emotional,gloom and ironic in every chance, this is a film not for the faint of heart.
  Robert De Niro, in one of his classic and probably best performances, plays a man who is left to carry the weight of war twice around the world in order to save the life of his best friend, Christopher Walken, when he finds out he is still alive in Vietnam. Walken is a magnificent depiction of the psychological effect and derangement of war while John Savage, another friend and survivor, is back home but denied by all of his friends and family. John Cazale is equally stunning as a true ignorant of anything and Meryl Streep swaggers between depression and dean-ends.
Must watch this : if you watch this with people, make sure they are not the loud kind during films. Cook something together and then lets the film's 3 hours drive you into a silent dungeon and fuck you up emotionally. After the film, make sure you use that emotional weight on a constructive dialogue!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077416/

Don't do it , man!  There is still time!

No, no. Fuk Yu

Wizards (1977)

  A magician as old as time lives in the peaceful part of his world but soon his evil brother starts planning to spread the chaos and doom and declares war. The good magician gathers up his team and attempts to restore peace and the balance of magic and technology...
   Ralph Bakshi's unique style is something out of the beyond. Considered by some the epitome of his work, Wizards is a funny psychedelic trip through an dystopian land which is divided to two parts; a normal natural part where all the magic creatures live and the nasty part where radiation has led to the creation of mutants. Allegories every second minute and an open connection of the bad guy to Hitler makes this film a delicious food for thought and a real treat for the eyes!
  The animation is really something spectacular in this film. I could not help feeling amazed at how warm and yet trippy all the scenes appeared. It is an 80 minute homage to a selection of drugs unknown to humanity now that helped create anything of the third eye we have now. For any fan of animation, this is a classic!
Must watch this : definitely as high as a kite on a rainy and gloomy afternoon!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076929/

Peek-a-Boo

Dude, your eyes....

Sp, who is rolling the next one?

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  As promised, we have now officially started our collaboration with Filthy Fabric. As of tomorrow, Filthy Fabric will handle (as well as their first design) our first signature T-Shirt for the blog which is no other than a re-creation of the classic Big Muff Pi pedal effect that we all have come to love. Many other designs are currently being processed that fit more to our cult style ; pin-ups, dirty posters and exploitation posters to satisfy your dirty needs!
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A little treat for the eyes

Bloodsucking Freaks (1976)

  Sardu, a theater director, has set up one unique show; he very realistically tortures young women together with this dwarf assistant Ralphus. His audience keeps expanding but little do these people know that Sardu is a masochistic freak who really tortures these women...
  An almost exact copy of The Wizard of Gore, this film is not afraid to steal ideas and since it does, it steals from the best. Joel M. Reed may have had a seemingly easy and already done task but he managed to produce a film that could stand on its own or together with its brother, the Wizard. Same amounts of gore and nudity but this one has a much darker and more sinister feel to it. Add the masochistic and caged women stuff and you got yourself a new sick-o!
  Seamus O'Brien copies the original Wizard quite well and he even gives his character a more everyday psycho touch to it. Luis De Jesus' figure is cult by default so no arguments there and then there is damsel in distress Viju Krem and Niles McMaster with Dan Fauci who run to her aid! It's all fun and games and blood and BDSM with this group here!
Must watch this :  with a hot plate of spaghetti and red sauce and a glass of red wine on the first rainy day of autumn!
Trailer
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077247/

Got it in IKEA for 4,99$

For the last time, my last name is not Lannister

Girls in an all-girl school

Girls Without Lovers (1975) a.k.a Mädchen Ohne Männer

  A group of young teenage girls attend classes at a boarding school and their favorite one seems to be sexual education. The girls are more than eager to learn and that can be seen as they take homework for their free time...
  I sure love me movies like that. The plot and the story could hardly take a whole page to write and so the film's success is left to the nudity. One of the many sex comedies directed in Switzerland in the 70's, Girls is a film directed by master of the genre Erwin C. Dietrich and promises tons of softcore sex scenes with full frontal. The humor (since it's supposed to be a comedy) is something between sexy jokes and pathetic porn dialogues so if you are down for that it's all good. I am only in for the nudity and the nature scenes so I had a mediocre time!
  Martina Domingo, Uschi Karnat, Ursula Maria Schaefer, Roman Huber and Eric Falk. No wonder for most of the actors this was one of their few films (maybe counted with the fingers of one hand). But, anyway, you know this movie is about the minute you see the poster so don;t fool yourself and expect Oscar-high performances. Only the usual ultra-cheesy, ultra-dirty pointless chit-chat that Europe has to offer!
Must watch this : gather up the dudes and have a hot dog night (more literally than what you might be thinking right now). Grill dozens of sausages, open up them buns, spread with mayo and ketchup and drink down with col Weiss beer. Cool of with that buzzer afterwards.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137740/

Yeah, that's right, sleep my naked angel...

La-la-la, hope I don't get raped here!

Bootycall time!